Baby, stop! STOP!!!


Its 2022, where a slap could mean, your hott as (fill in the blank).

Perhaps there was a misunderstanding- anyway!

The police reports say, 21 year old Nicole Onque and her 40 year old boyfriend returned to their Largo, Florida home early Monday morning after attending a festival, the pair argued when Onque couldn’t find her phone.

As luck would have it. she found her phone, and what should have ended well, DIDN’T!

Onque was STILL UPSET! Meanwhile, her boyfriend tried sitting at his desk, ignoring Onque.

He told the cops, she began to slap him on the arms and back.” Initially believing, she was being rough like ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’” the book-turned-movie about a sadomasochistic relationship.

When Onque’s blows became more aggressive, he told her to stop. But Onque “continued to strike and scratch” him “hard enough to cause a sizable bump on his head” and “large scratches along his back.” he told Onque he was “seeing stars” in an attempt to “get the defendant to stop” the 4:30 AM attack.

Onque was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail, from which she was released this afternoon on her own recognizance. Onque–apparently wearing festival facepaint–is pictured in the above mug shot.

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