I can’t walk a straight line, but I can dance!

She rear-ended a car near her home in Madeira Beach, Florida. When the police arrived, thirty eight year old Amy Ann Harrington smelled of alcohol, had “slurred speech. They allege that Harrington “showed multiple signs of impairment during roadside sobriety tests.”

Although Amy was stupid drunk, she was smart enough to refuse a breath test.

Amy was ‘unsteady’ on her feet. According to the arrest affidavit, when asked to walk and turn, she instead performed multiple ballet and Irish folk dance moves.

Despite her natural talent, think about it “Irish Folk” !

It didn’t seal the deal, and the liquor they found in a foam cup in the console didn’t help either.

Bad luck Harrington, was taking to da big house where she was charged with a pair of misdemeanors.

This wasn’t the first visit for bad luck. She was arrested for DUI in 2019 following a car crash. She subsequently copped to a reduced charge of reckless driving and was sentenced to 12 months probation and 50 hours of community service.

A court date hasn’t been set for bad luck. As she waits she can tune up her dance skills.