We shall be brief: “She said snakes ate her pants”

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Gloria Harpe

911 received several calls, about a lady walking in the middle of the street naked from the waist down . Witnesses said, she was rambling as she walked. Her stroll took place in the afternoon, June 16. The Lansdale Pennsylvania Police officers found her near Montgomery Ave and Pellette Street. The woman, Gloria Harpe was known by the officers and on this day they suspect she was under the influence of narcotics.

THE BIG QUESTION: Where is her pants?

She told the officers ,she had put her pants in a storm drain before contending that “snakes had eaten them.”

That’s her story and at this moment she is sticking too it.

Yes, she was arrested, for indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and public drunkenness.

Not sure if the police are looking for chubby snakes

Chicka Boom, Chicka Boom, Dont cha jus love it!

CityFella

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Moved to the Big Tomata in the nineties from San Francisco. No Suburbs for me with its single colored houses and lawns and the excitement of pulling out my trash can once a week. I'm a CityFella , a part time New Yorker. I'm happiest in the Center City where people the streets and people are alive. I'm still waiting to buy a 34th floor condo somewhere downtown/Midtown with a nightclub. "Hurry I'm old" My politics are somewhere in the middle with a needle that constantly moves. I'm too liberal to be a Republican and too conservative to be a Democrat. Everything interests me . I've come to love Sacratomato, Its a nice town in cheap sensible shoes .