He said his name was “Ben Dover”


John Chestnut Park in Palm Harbor,Florida closes at 6pm.  Last Tuesday, Pinellas County Deputy K, Baldwin approached a man in the park who was there after the park closed.  The Deputy, preparing to issue a trespass warning, asked for his name.

The man in the told the Deputy his name was “Ben Dover”

Mr Dover, gave the cop the middle finger and got in the deputy’s face “as if he was going to hit him.” The man then fled on foot, but was apprehended after a short chase.Image result for police foot chase in park gif

Dover (gasp) was not his real name.   His real name is (horns blowing)

Andrew Leighton.   The 22 year old is a Palm Harbor resident.

Mr Leighton, was charged with obstruction by a disguised person and resisting an officer both misdemeanors.  After posting a $300 bond, he was released from the Pinellas county jail.  It’s a good thing Andrew Leighton IS his real name, Ben Dover could be problematic in Jail. (Just Sayin)

CityFella

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Michael Dwayne,rubbing produce on your A** wont keep them fresh


There is so much media content online  these days its possible to get confused, or not.

Saturday Afternoon, someone called the Manassas, Virginia PD to report a man inside Giant Food store.  The man was pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his ass AND THEN putting the produce back on the shelf .

The ass rubbing nasty man was 27 year old Michael Dwayne Johnson of Manassas.    Man-ASS-as   (coincidence-moving on)

He was arrested, charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property.

 

The workers had to destroy several pallets of produce

I’m sure they did their best. BUT what if they missed a head of lettuce.   A head destined to be the centerpiece for a salad at a large dinner party.

The host rinsed the lettuce and noticed…………………

I will end here

CityFella

 

Fashion Week Throwdown: Nicki Minaj Says Fight With Cardi B Was ‘Mortifying and Humiliating’


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The hip-hop star addressed the incident on her Queen Radio show: “I could not believe how … we made ourselves look.”

 

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Nicki Minaj took to the airwaves on Monday afternoon to address her fight with Cardi B at a Fashion Week event in New York City on Friday. Speaking on Beats 1’s Queen Radio, which can be heard on Apple Music, Minaj said she found the incident “mortifying and humiliating” especially considering it took place in front of “upper echelon people who have their lives together.”

Responding to the claim that Minaj had made disparaging remarks about Cardi’s newborn daughter, Minaj said, “It’s all lies,” adding, “I would never ridicule anyone’s child. [It’s] so sad for someone to pin that on somebody. … I would never talk about anyone’s child or parenting. … These lies are ridiculous.”

Using her real name (Onika Tanya Maraj), Minaj added: “It’s crazy for me that people always need to make Onika the bad guy. … I was wearing a Vauthier gown off the mother f—in’ runway and I could not believe how humiliating it all felt — how we made ourselves look.”

Addressing Cardi directly, Minaj lambasted: “You came into my f—in culture. I never had to bang a DJ to play my songs. You call black women roaches. Real bitches never attack a woman. You’re angry and you’re sad. This is not funny. Get this woman some f—in help. This woman’s at the highest point in her career and she’s throwing shoes?

Later in the broadcast, the topic of Minaj’s previous feud with Remy Ma came up and the rapper offered that, while she doesn’t always have an opportunity to defend herself, it sometimes gets worked out in her music, or “on wax.”

The star-studded Fashion Week party where the incident took place on Friday was billed as the Harper’s Bazaar Icon bash.

In one of several videos posted to Twitter, Cardi B  wearing a red dress, can be seen lunging towards Minaj before throwing a shoe at the rapper as their security teams rush to break it up.

Sources confirmed to Variety that it was, in fact, the two hip-hop artists involved in the melee, which happened just as the red carpet shuttered.

Cardi B  was later photographed with a large bruise above her right eye as she left the party. The back of her dress was also torn.

Minaj, who was unharmed in the encounter, was quickly escorted downstairs by Minaj’s security team.

Insiders confirm to Variety that Cardi B ’s bump on her forehead was the result of an elbow from one of Minaj’s security guards.

 

Don’t mind me, I’m just a man in women’s clothing taking videos in the women’s restroom


Shawn Hallett (Source: GPD)

 

A lady in a restroom QT store in Greenville, South Carolina told the police she knocked on the stall door of a restroom and heard a males voice, but after peeking under stall and seeing women’s shoes all was right with the world.

Until, she saw a cell phone appear under the divider and then she called the law!

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The law found 38 year old Shawn Thomas Hallett of Levelland Texas.  Mr Hallett ,was wearing a wig, make up ( lets hope it was the correct color pallet and foundation that’s so important when your trying to blend in.  In the ladies restroom. )  and women’s clothing ( no word on the designer).   On him ,was a cell phone with a video of the woman from the adjacent stall.

He was charged with voyeurism.

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Why Greenville?  family, friends, fashion?

Its over 1300 miles away from Levelland Texas

Early reports say,  Mr Hallett in the county jail

“As the stocking turns”

CityFella

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile over at Fox News……….


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When it comes to news ,yesterday was an 8.0 on the richter scale.    Never in the history in the United States has their been two major breaking news stories that brushes the shores of the White House.   The President’s former Campaign Chairman was convicted by of jury of his peers and his former lawyer admitting his guilt in a form of a plea deal.

This was the lead story in the United States and other parts of the world.

Meanwhile over at Fox News, the number one story was about an illegal immigrant  suspected of killing the Iowa State Student.    With a banner “Justice for Mollie”

At the West Virginia rally Tuesday Night the President said:   “You heard about today with the illegal alien coming in, very sadly, from Mexico and you saw what happened to that incredible, beautiful young woman,” “Should’ve never happened. Illegally in our country. We’ve had a huge impact, but the laws are so bad, the immigration laws are such a disgrace. We’re getting it changed, but we have to get more Republicans.”

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Its clear this incident will be front and center during the midterms.  “Those Mexicans murdering our citizens”    Attempting use this single incident to justify the spending of 25 billion for a wall.

Fox, received a lot of criticism for virtually ignoring the biggest story of the Trump Administration.  Today the cable news channel clapped back, criticizing  MSNBC  and CNN for not giving “Tibbetts” the story adequate coverage.

Needing a diversion from Cohen and Manafort will the President keep the immigrant story alive and will Fox follow suit?

News@11

CityFella

 

 

President Donald Trump’s “Worst Day Ever!”


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A Very Dark Cloud will follow President Donald Trump as he enters the Civic Center in Charleston,West Virginia in a few minutes where he plans to encourage voters to support Republican Candidates in the midterm elections.

Just a few hours ago, his former campaign chairman was convicted by a Virginia jury of eight unrelated felonies: Five counts of felony tax fraud, one count of failing to report a foreign bank account, and two counts of bank fraud.  The 68 year old faces eighty years in jail.

Manafort  is due back in court in Washington next month in Washington for a second trial centered on allegations of lying to the FBI, money laundering and foreign lobbying.

Michael Cohen accepted plea in the United States District Court in New York where he pleaded guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion,bank fraud and breaking campaign finance laws.  He said that he arranged payments to two women“at the direction of the candidate” to secure their silence about affairs they said they had with Donald Trump.  He went on to say the payments were “for the principle purpose of influencing the election” 

Robert Mueller’s Witch Hunt has seen the conviction of Donald Trumps national security adviser Michael Flynn.   George Papadopoulos ,a former foreign policy adviser to Trump’s presidential campaign.   Alex van der Zwann at Dutch attorney he was charged for lying to federal investigators in the Russia probe.  California resident Richard Pinedo who pled guilty to using stolen identities to set up the bank accounts in February. Deputy Campaign Chairman Rick Gates and his business partner and his former Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort and his long time personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen. 

In the last few minutes in West Virginia. President Trump told reporters he feels “very badly” for him” (Paul Manafort) he called Manafort “a good man”   He  also said  the charges had “nothing to do with Russian collusion,” which he called “a witch hunt and a disgrace.”

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Will he go off script in West Virginia?  Will he forget to endorse the candidates? At 4am should we expect a Twitter Storm?  Will he call Michael Cohen a good man?

Its been one hell of a news day!  News at eleven?  How bout news in 15 minutes!

August 21, 2018 the day it sucked to be President Trump

CityFella

“Fresh not Frozen” Michael Cohen says he paid Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal at the direction of Donald Trump


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Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s former fixer, pleaded guilty on Tuesday to campaign finance and other charges. He made the extraordinary admission that he paid a pornographic actress “at the direction of the candidate,” referring to Mr. Trump, to secure her silence about an affair she said she had with Mr. Trump.

Mr. Cohen told a judge in United States District Court in Manhattan that the payment was “for the principal purpose of influencing the election” for president in 2016.

Mr. Cohen also pleaded guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion and bank fraud, bringing to a close a monthslong investigation by Manhattan federal prosecutors who examined his personal business dealings and his role in helping to arrange financial deals with women connected to Mr. Trump.