12 of the Craziest ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Fan Theories


Since the credits rolled on “The Force Awakens,” fans have taken to the Internet to theorize the answers to the dangling mysteries left unsolved. Who or what is Snoke? Who are Rey’s parents? What’s the deal with the reclusive Luke Skywalker? In the two years since “Episode VII,” theories have ranged from possible, unlikely, to straight up baffling.  With “The Last Jedi” right around the corner we’re looking at some of the best — and craziest — theories from around the web.

The Knights of Ren were Luke’s Students

Of all the theories out there, this one rings seems pretty plausible. Around the halfway point of “The Force Awakens,” Rey is given Luke’s old lightsaber — the one he lost in his fight with Darth Vader in “The Empire Strikes Back.” When she touches it she sees a number of visions, one of them being of Kylo Ren and a group of equally hooded baddies called The Knights of Ren.

Click the link below for the rest of the Jedi Theories

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/star-wars-last-jedi-fan-theories-1202634147/

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RHOA: S10 ep6 “All Aboard The Shady Express”


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I’m not ready to give Marlo Hampton a peach YET!  But I want more of her and Nene clearly needs her.   As Nene was flapping her gums, Marlo was fixing her wig and her bob that had collapsed on her head.  Marlo not only fixed that wig (how does someone have a problem with a wig?) but she tighten up Nene’s clothes all the while Nene going off on Porsha.

Last night’s episode began where the last episode left off with Nene’s and Porsha’s  petty argument in San Francisco.    While the fight began with the beef between to of them it evolved into Nene’s defense of Kandi.  Nene suggests Porsha’s should have been fired along with Phaedra.   As Nene is being pushed out the door, Sheree stays with Porsha.

The next morning, the ladies board a motorized cable car for a tour on the city.  On the tour Kenya shares pictures of her paternal grandmother who raised her.  Kenya is leaving a day early to attend her funeral.  Kenya’ distress hits Porsha who just lost a family member.   Cynthia notices and comforts Porsha.

Say what you want about Cynthia, but she seems to be the only real adult in Atlanta this season.   She is loyal to a fault, and while Porsha is on the outs with most of these ladies, Cynthia isn’t as cold as say Nene.  She has been drugged through the mud by Nene and tells Porsha its gonna take a while. Nene, hates that Cynthia is no longer following her like a lap dog and she hates being number two to Kenya.

Porsha apologies to Kandi, again. Not sure she is sincere, perhaps she thinks if Kandi opens up a little, the other ladies will come around.  Right now, she is the outcast.

In Chinatown,Porsha, Sheree, and Marlo decide that they should do something nice for Kenya that night since she’s having a hard time.  with a cardboard groom. Someone went on the street and filled the room  with a random gay audience. This could have gone south, but  Kenya went with it .

 Porsha Williams shared some of her wisdom with us.   In San Francisco’s Chinatown,she says “I feel like I just stepped out the trolley, and now I’m in Tokyo!”  

 At  Fisherman’s Wharf, Nene tells her circle that Sheree’s incarcerated boyfriend is a con man who was arrested for conning a company out of “like $4 million.”  We see a flashback when Nene and Sheree was talking about the notorious Tyrone. ,Kandi says, “I hope he don’t con her out of Chateau Sheree.”   Kenya comes quick with  ” Well, it’s not in her name so he can’t do that,”

 

After a ninety minute bus ride, the ladies boarded a wine train.    After Porsha returns from a restroom break, she finds herself sitting with Kenya and Kandi. Can someone say awkward.    The tension breaks after Porsha orders a Vegan meal and shares that she in now 175 pounds.

Nene who is sometimes the expert on all things told the group Sheree’s boyfreind was in the joint for “tricking the stocks”  Sheree laughs and corrects her “It wasn’t stocks that he went in for it was security fraud and wire fraud!”   GET IT RIGHT BITCH!

Marlo brought her skills to the vineyard.  As the over the top flirty owner was feeding grapes to the ladies, Marlo deep throated the grapes, as to say, bitches this is how you get a summer home.     Grapes are stomped wine is enjoyed all is good in Napa.

Kenya has exited to attend her grandmothers funeral.  With Kenya gone, Marlo  says “Let’s play a game: How many believe that Kenya is really married? Raise your hand,”asked the group, do they believe she’s married? and she shadily thinks its weird Cynthia hasn’t met him.

Cynthia leaves the table and in her confessional says “These girls are a trip; they rained on Kenya’s parade when she didn’t have a man, they rain on it extra hard now that she does have one.”

While it may have been all in fun, Cynthia is a loyal friend and there is a part of her is hurt that her bestie didn’t tell her, didn’t introduce her  didn’t include in the wedding.

 

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RHOA: S10 Ep5 Jus Som Petty Mess!


Porsha Williams Says NeNe Leakes Should be in Anger Management

There was much anticipation in Sacramento for Kim Zolciak to two step on Kenya Moore’s forehead last night.  It would have been good TV.  Kim has big feet and Kenya has a big forehead.   Would have been, but Bravo bamboozled us.   It was over in mega seconds.

Kim came in cocked and loaded for Kenya.  She can’t stand da bitch and Kim had her on the ropes, but instead of Kenya going one on one on Kim she went after her daughter.   Y’all know, you don’t go after someones mama or their kids.   A lot of people have hit the flo at Wal-Mart for going after the kids and Ginsu’d for talking about someone’s mama.

Kim is restrained….and left the party with Sheree and KROY!!   WTF?  Kroy waits in the car?   Whatevah!    Cynthia supports her gurl Kenya.

The three of them go to Porsha’s house, who lives in the neighborhood.  So they can share this hot tea with Porsha and her sister Lauren.   As in any dispute or argument the details become muddied.

We learned that Gregg is going to be okay with some new medication.   One thing is very clear, Nene really loves her husband Gregg.

Cynthia’s daughter Noelle is not moving to Charlotte with the boyfriend.  He’s an all or nothing guy, and Noelle will stay in Atlanta with mom.

Kenya’s grandmother died.  This is the women who raised her, after her birth mom rejected her.   The loss is deep, it has to be noted that her hubby seems to be no where around.

Sheree the bone carrier’s. life coach suggested some reflection time , a weekend at a hotel.  The hotel she chooses  is in San Francisco.   She invited (before the big fight ) all the ladies except Kandi who was in NY.  (Kim’s not coming)   The bone carrier, thought she’d visit Kandi at the studio to bring  her up to date with latest hot news.    Kandi’s, friend and employee Don Juan, reminds Kandi, the Sheree doesn’t always get the story right or said in another way,  the bitch be adding her own touches to the story.

Kandi fresh from New York and on tour with Xscape wants to stay with her kids.  But with the steaming hott tea from Sheree, she’s going to San Francisco.

Sidenote: I’m originally from San Francisco.  The flight from Atlanta to San Francisco is about four hours.  They must have spent another painful four hours on that bus, before arriving to their hotel.    San Francisco International is 13 miles south of downtown.   The bus went along way so that they could admire the city from the Bay Bridge , which meant they went through Oakland .   I am sure fans from the Bay Area was going whatttt? 

One the bus ,Sheree shares she is in love with a man in prison!  Tyrone is his name and Sheree and Nene has known him for a minute.   This is a new Sheree, who normally keeps her private life private,  so we are all impressed.

Therapeutic? Retreat? With Marlo?    I guess its official, OFFICIAL!  Nene and Marlo have made up.  Nene isn’t feeling Cynthia, and she doesn’t share.  Cynthia and Kenya are good friends so Nene brought the uninvited Marlo to have her back?   The evening dinner quickly deteriorated in a juvenile argument  between Porsha and Nene, did too! did too! did too!   Not much more to see, so keep it movin.

Next week will be a continuation of this silly mess…..

 

CityFella

Did too!

 

RHOA: S10 Ep4 Kim Zolciak throws Atlanta a lifeline.


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You know thing are bad in Atlanta when Cynthia Bailey has the most interesting story line. This was the single worst RHOA episode in resent memory.  There were random shots of the housewives homes that weren’t connected to anything.  This was bad y’all!

The episode begins with Nene and Gregg returning from the hospital, Gregg dads had heart issues and more tests are on the horizon.  Sheree gets a visit from her Life Coach Jack Daniels who gives her a homework assignment before she talks to her kids of the televised abuse she received from Bob.  Meanwhile all these organizations wants Sheree as a spokes person when she cant talk to her own children.

Somewhere in the episode Kenya says someone wants her to talk about her domestic  abuse.   Kenya, we are abused by your antics, your invisible hubby and the absence of any real story line.  .

Kandi goes to New York for a photo shoot for the cover of Essence Magazine.  Its big deal, she will be on the confidence issue, she is a natural model and looks fantastic.  She says being successful is important but whats more important to her is being a successful mother.

Porsha and her sister Lauren’s make up.  No matter how Big she becomes she will never forget about her little sister.  Who needs a real job at a real company to gain some self confidence.

The center of the Episode, right after Gregg’s ordeal is a Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party at the Leakes house. ( The man could have serious heart issues. Let’s have a party!)   Come on now!   

We go out on another date with Cynthia and Will this time its ice cream.  There seems to be a spark between them with a little more flirting.  WILL: Tell me about Lake Bailey.  CYNTHIA: I just live there    Will wants to know when is he gonna be invited to Lake Bailey and Cynthia is a little apprehensive.  She clearly wants to move slow.   Their relationship has made the blogs and he seems concerned.  Cynthia tries to  reassure him .

At the party we see some old faces.  Lisa Wu ,Marlo Hampton and Derek J who still cant walk in heels.    Derek J is a little troubled by the invitation, which sound like bring a gay to the party.

Sheree’s gay is Kim Zolciak who once had a brief lesbian affair.   Nene doesn’t knows she is coming.

10 years ago Kim Zolciak was 29, from wig pulling and beefs with Nene, she was mildly aggressive.   The 39 year old Zolciak (I will call her Kim 2.0)  seems fearless and brought life to this episode of Atlanta.   The 29 year old Kim wasn’t confrontational. The 39/40 year Kim Z doesn’t seem to give a Fuck and her favorite target is Kenya.   It doesn’t make any sense,they haven’t seen each other in a year.  With red cup in hand, she goes after Kenya.

She pretends not to know Kenya’s name.  “What about the other girl, the fucking dumb bitch at your house?”   When Marlo tells Kenya that she can’t wait to meet her new husband, Kim comes back .   It ain’t gonna fucking happen bitch because he don’t fucking exist.”   When the other ladies mention that ani’t met him either.  Kim makes sure every one hears her when she say’s “It’s all a bunch of LIES, a bunch of BULLSHIT! 

Those individuals who aren’t fans of Kenya were screaming and jumping up and down.

Kim 2.0 doesn’t make any sense, but that’s why we watch, we want the tea and the shade and 2.0 was on fire.

Unlike Phaedra and Porsha, Kenya seems to struggle with Kim….  Perhaps is because 2.0 goes as low and doesn’t seem to give a fuck .  Perhaps Kenya doesn’t want to go that low.  One thing I’m sure of. Kenya hates every fiber in Kim’s body and she wants Kim to be run over and killed by someone driving a hoopty!

When Kenya  finally comes back at Kim.  She stumbles .”Why do you have such a hard-on for me?”  “Didn’t they cut it off during your reassignment surgery?”   (Kenya expect a call from the Transgender community)  Then Kenya makes another wrong turn, talking about her kids.  (Yikes)

Kim brought life to Atlanta last night.  However she is a friend to the show, a show that has been a snooze fest these season.   Looking forward to part two.

 

CityFella

LadyBird, LadyBird, LadyBird -(Miscellaneous Ramblings on a well received movie)


 

The little indi movie with the big voice shot in Sacramento* broke wide last weekend expanding to nearly 900 theaters in the US and Canada.

I was interested in Ladybird before I knew what it was.  I assumed it was a movie about the former first lady, Ladybird Johnson.

I’ve seen the movie twice.  Once with a fellow babyboomer and again last Tuesday with five girls who ranged in age , from 17 to 23.    With the one exception everyone has seen the movie before, one girl has seen the movie five times.

 It was interesting seeing the movie from their perspective. Initially I thought the appeal was seeing their hometown, but as I listened to their comments and reactions it was very interesting. the some of the scenes resonated with each lady differently.  There was one scene that moved all of us.  It happened at Terminal A.  Some of the ladies prepared themselves for the scene.  But I was the most surprised by my reaction. Our entire row was a lake of tears, five girls and the giant.  Thankfully they  had ample tissue.

Some of the girls want to see again next Tuesday.   I didn’t commit although they “DO” have the snacks.

  1. It’s a good thing it’s an independent film.  This coming of age film, is honest, and extremely intelligent,    The big studios would have ruined this gem, by adding cliques and touches to appeal to the masses.
  2. Who in the Hell is Saoirse Ronan. She is a fucking force as Ladybird.  The 23 year old has been nominated twice. A Best Supporting Actress nominee for Atonement, and a Best Actress nominee for Brooklyn.  Critics believe she is a shoo in for Ladybird.
  3. Speaking of Buzz there is Oscar buzz for Laurie Metcalf in what some are saying is her role of a lifetime as Ladybirds, hypercritical mother.  Her role is complex, she isn’t a monster, I believe Ladybird gives her oxygen even though she is carrying the entire world on her shoulders .
  4. This movie is the best reviewed movie of 2017.  Don’t take my word for it.  Simply Google “Ladybird” the movie.  The life force behind the movie is first time writer director and former Sacramento resident Greta Gerwig! There isn’t a villain here (sorry Hollywood) simply regular people.
  5. Sucks to be Greta Gerwig, hitting a home run the first time at bat. Expectations for the next film will be high.  There is a small part of me that she would use Sacramento in all her future films like Woody Allen who uses New York as his back drop.

 

CityFella

RHOA: S10 Ep3 ‘Chateau Get Down’


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Sheree brings back the 70’s  Moore of Kenya’s Mystery Man

Cynthia dates a MAN!   Kandi Xscapes the OLG

Porsha Dream Salon-Gregg’s Emergency

Last nights episode began with Porsha and family at a salon getting body wraps,  Perhaps this is a new part of her vegan regiment. (yawn).

Meanwhile C. Bailey continues to make 50 look good. We go with her on he first date with “Will” who seems to bring the perfect into gentleman.  He is thoughtful and polite. he doesn’t bring his cell phone on dates.  Will at 41 ,is closer to her age.  C. Bailey likes what she sees and unlike her last date, he didn’t make her work or scratch her car with his Big Wheel .

Sheree is planning a 70’s themed birthday party for mana Thelma. Her children including Sheree’s 31 year old daughter (Bravo can be soo messey-and I love it! ) are shopping for costumes.

Its hott in Atlanta, complains Gregg and he and Nene sit by the pool. I guess being in the Air Conditioned  house isn’t on option. We see their son Brent, for the first time in years and the boy is huge.

Kandi and Todd has a meeting with staff.  The OLG restaurant has a large and unfamiliar staff and they are in the need for General Manager.  Speaking of Changes Carman is leaving the Kandi factory and is starting her own insurance company.  Kandi is underwriting the business.  ( I want to be Kandi’s friend too!)  The meeting seems to be a review of the gossip which includes talk about the Xscape tour. Meeting Adjourned

Cynthia visits Moore manor.  Kenya says, the dog peed on her wedding dress.   This dog is five inches tall.   Either the dress was on the floor or the the dogs has an extenda dick with a powerspray function.  Come on Kenya, Come on!

Porsha, Porsha, Porsha, wants to open a salon with sister Lauren.   They meet with a business manager and a Real Estate professional  . While the business manager wants a plan our Porsha is plan less.   When asked what would make her Salon stand out in Atlanta, she believes her star power alone would bring in the clients.   While she tells her sister Lauren, its there project where Lauren would be in charge of the day to day operations, Porsha figures a fair split would be 85% and Lauren would receive 15%  Lauren feelings are hurt because it sound less than a partnership and Porsha seems to feel she is already getting benefits by living in her home.   Porsha who has a budget of ten thousand dollars* a month wants to open the salon in month.   The professionals tell her with permits finding a location etc a realistic time is nine months.   * Ten thousand dollars, didn’t Porsha say she couldn’t afford 10k for an airline trip to attend her best friends wedding?

Gregg went to the hospital concerned about chest pains. Insists Nene goes to Sheree;s party.

Sheree was having party planning issues. I was hoping for a new catch phase. “Who gonna check me boo” is still relevent after all these years.   Sheree’s party planner initially said she was running a little late and then abruptly cancelled telling Sheree she was on her own.    I love ya Sheree, but I wonder if payment was and issue?.

KENYA MO!    I want you to find love, I want to believe you are married. But you make it hard for us.  When every time you call your hubby, we don’t hear his voice.  You went through great lengths to make us believe calling him several times leaving messages.   Nene , who doesn’t miss a trick sees his side of the closet and notices most of the things have price tags on them so you can take them all back to Ross and get you money back.   I wanna believe, Kenya but you make if difficult.

The Party at Chateau Sheree is festive and everyone is having a good time in their  seventies garb.

The next day, Gregg is freaking out a little out the hospital (you can hear it in his voice) he has low blood pressure and they have changed the time of his procedure and he wants Nene there.

Folks despite Nene’s return, this was a little slow.  This episode was about a four. Next week Kim Z is returning. Perhaps her shock paddles will bring life back to Atlanta.

CityFella

RHOA: S10 Ep2 Not Over It


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Ladies and Gentlemen!  I give you Cynthia Bailey.!  All of her!   I’ve watched all the Bravo franchises and have never seen a housewives getting in the tub and shaving her legs in the tub.  Yes, Angela Stone from the Real Housewives of Auckland took pictures for the cover of her book in the tub.  This seemed like a commercial for a woman’s shaver or bubble bath.   Just an observation and yes she has it.

We join Ms Bailey on date in what looks like a giant chicken coop.  He date blindfolds her and reveals they are in his studio. Dinner is prepared.  Did I mention her date is  a photographer,who takes pictures of her. The cynical me says the photos are to boost his career.   At dinner they discuss age, he’s 29 she’s not end of story.

Across town at Porsha’s sister Lauren and her child is moving in, there is some baby daddy issues.

Sheree sees a Life Coach, the abuse that surfaced last season with Bob is a heavy cloud she can’t shake.  Despite the show airing, she still hasn’t had the discussion with her children. Her Coach recommends a dry run, where she inacts a conversation with friends. She has the dry run at Kandi’s House.

After Cynthia divorced, she thought she and Kenya would be burning up the streets as two single women.   We learn the beginnings of Kenya super fast relationship.  Sounds like hubby has a couple of coins.  Problem is he is a private person who married a public person and she is worried about their future.

Shamea, Porsha’s bestie is  getting married in Kenya.   From the moment Phaedra entered Porsha’s life her relationship with Shamea has been bumpy .    The Bentley driving Porsha, says she cant afford a 10K first class ticket to her besties wedding. and she has a medical condition that prevents her from flying coach.

Shamea has an shower.  Everyone is in hats.   I didn’t recognize Sheree ,wearing a dark blonde wig.  Porsha said she looked like Kim Zolciak (yall leave Porsha alone, only Porsha would think Sheree looks like white woman.)   Porsha also thinks she and Kandi are okay.  When she joins the table, Kandi gets up and leaves.

Kandi returns with friend Carmon on the other end of the table.  (we know Carmon has jokes)   Shamea and Porsha have known each other since they were children and she wanted to know why wasn’t she attending?  Porsha, well I sent you a not from my doctor.   Carmon reached into her purse and said she has a note for everything.   Porsha at one point said she basically has low blood pressure that wont allow her to set for long periods.   Carmon came back with yes she not used to having her legs down that long cause they are usually  up in the air . (Now come on Bravo, yall was being shady and we love it. I question if they were sitting at the same table cause Porsha would have turned over that table if she heard any of Carmon’s comments. )

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The episode ended with Shamea and Porsha arguing.  Porsha’s upset, that Shemea brought this up in front of Kandi.    Clearly there are deep feelings from Shemea wanting her bestie at her side.  As the door was closing Porsha called Shemea a bitch and said she will love her from afar .

This Episode was a 5 out of 10

CityFella