This is de episode The rumors about who is skinny dipping in the lady pond comes full circle and someone falls hard out of the closet.
One more day in the Woods
The Lesbian conservation swirls. Kandi is still pissed and is done. DEE OH N E! She doesn’t want to travel with the ladies and arranges he own ride to the ATL. When Kandi tells Cynthia she’s leaving .Cynthia’s response was like. I’m done with all the drama . BYE Girl.
The next day the ladies climb into bus and please believe Sheree isn’t done and Phaedra doesn’t have a glass in her mouth to prevent her from talking. Sheree wanted clarity and Phaedra had a bout of “flash amnesia ” she didn’t remember anything. Any conversation about Kandi and her lesbianism.Porsha tried to clean her role up, but no one on the bus was buying dat gov-mint cheese
At the lake house, Cynthia traumatized her daughter Noelle about Lesbians.
The Kenya Surprise.
Your girl is turning 50 and getting a divorce. So you get your girl , a card, a cup cake, a night with the girls. Kenya, wants to give Cynthia something unique and she does with a lil shade. She takes Cynthia for a laser vaginal rejuvenation. Of course Kenya doesn’t need one because she’s younger and her VaJJ doesn’t get much use. (Kenya is much younger at 46 or 47) As a bonus, we get the see some of the procedure. Bravo cuts to flowers and butterflies to distract us.
Its official, Apollo is her ex
Phaedra rolls up to her lawyers office in that black benz which is on fire. The office conference room has a giant sign(KAPLAN FAMILY LAW) so fans in Atlanta know where to go. Her lawyer Ronnie tells her the judge finalized her divorce. However SHE would have to tell Apollo they are finished. Now Apollo can tell his girlfriend he’s free.
Daddy Dearest Momiger and Porsha’s 1.4 new house
I’ve never understood why a deadbeat daddy would want to be on TV. Once again, after demanding that he be allowed to see his daughter Russell “Bloc” Spencer was once again a no show. Riley is clearly hurt and done. Kandi encouraged her to put her feelings on pen as she has difficulty expressing her feeling and takes her to the studio. Even with auto tune, Riley is no Solange, however Kandi get bonus points for being a supportive mom.
Across town frick and frack gets together at Porsha’s HUGE new 1.4 million house.
Cynthia is having a fashion show for her new purse and bag line in Atlanta and tells Sheree there maybe a spot for her son Kairo in the fashion show. Sheree is bout da business and asks if he is getting paid. Ah, no how bout a backpack. Sheree son has never been in any show and tells Cynthia she would prefer the show to be on a weekend.
Porsha sits down with her unemployed boyfriend Todd and put him in check. With all that time on his hands he’s upset Porsha has a job and cant be available when he’s available which is all da time. ” She tells him that he’s almost 40, so she thought he would be more responsible. Prognoses , Nooooooo!
The Main Event
“Who is in the Lady Pond?”
After the camping trip, Kandi meets with her staff and hubby Todd at the Kandi Factory and tell them the main event of the glamping trip.
In the meeting we learn that Kandi, Porsha, and Todd were dancing at a late night stop. With Porsha on one side, Kandi in the middle and hubby Todd bringing up the rear. Porsha and Kandi kissed (with tounges) and Porsha offered to eat Kandi’s yum,yum until till she came. WELL FUCKING HELLO!!!!!!
And her staff and this reviewer went wild. WTF!
Kandi has her moments, but rarely does someone question her integrity!
Kandi admitted she has dipped into the lady pond and says that only someone who had done that before would say it just like that, so obviously Porsha has done something. Meanwhile, Todd says that whole night was pretty fun because they went to Waffle House afterward. One of her staff members said, well if you cant eat a……
Kandi and Porsha meet for lunch and the streets (patrons) got an ear full. Kandi is still annoyed and Porsha goes left right and to the moon. Porsha goes in hard. She says everyone knows Kandi is a lesbian as she has had a secret seven year relationship. She says Todd is calling women pretending to be someone named Marvin. Porsha says Kandi has a sex dungeon.
When Kandi brought up the kiss between the two of them and the offer of the happy meal. Porsha took a lesson from Donald Trump, she creates news to deflect from the truth. Its fake news until she slipped. She went into her deniel mode (it neveh evah happened) and told Kandi she wouldn’t be interested in a Tea Cup like Kandi ! So what kinda women are you interested in.
In the confessional, Kandi reminds us, she is IN THE SEX business. She has a sex talk show, a very successful sex toy business and she thought the Idea of a sex dungeon would be cool.
Who’s a Lesbian Now?
See ya in a couple of weeks