The Real Housewives of Atlanta S11 ep6 ” “She said she is THAT B!’


You have to give to Bravo, sometimes the directors are shadier than the castmates. Tonight’s episode was okay, nothing earth shattering. However for me, your big old shady blogger its was all about Yovanna, a friend of Nene.

Nene and Gregg were hosting a couples party “Boobs and Bourbon. This year it wasn’t held at the Leakes (all white) compound, where would be grown ups spilled drinks and messed up

At this event there are new people, old friends, other halves, Eva and her fiance Michael, Marlo date wasn’t in a wheel chair and breathing mask, he was a fortyish caucasian (that some suspect was a member of production crew (that why we didn’t hear how they met) but he has a nice smile and good disposition.

We get to see Tanya (the new girl) and her fiance Paul, Porsha officially brings Dennis, who abandoned his ATL hip hop swag and came in dressed like an black insurance man who works in a Irish neighborhood. He came dressed in a green suit white shirt and yellow tie(some people called him a leprechaun). We will have to wait a bit longer to meet Cynthia’s boo (Mike Hill) she brought a spare,who she calls a good friend. We also meet friends of Nene, Yovanna (in a bright yellow dress) and her husband.

At the beginning of the event, there is wine tasting. The camera’s plays close attention to Yovanna’s drinking as is it less of a taste and more of a swallow. As the guest’s move to the main room. We hear Yvonne say’s something like about some bitch better hurry up with her drink. By his expression, her hubby knows she is leaving this dimension.

Eva, tells Yovanna “its nice to meet you” Apparently this riles her. It seems that Eva and Yovanna went to Clark Atlanta University. and they have a friend in common, in fact the friend is gonna be in Eva’s wedding.

Suddenly there is DRAMA! Not from Dennis and Kandi, he’s heard all the stuff she has said about him. Not even from Porsha and Kandi. Its Yovanna. she’s very annoyed. She tells Eva, You said its very nice to meet you, as if this is the very first time we met? I don’t recall meeting you. Eva Responds. THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!! I was THAT BITCH “Yavonna” from CAV! Yavonna says emphatically! Yovanna’s husband buried his face in his hands in total embarrassment.

When someone asked her why was so this important? She said I’m trying to find out why she never spoke . I guessing as Eva’s. Career blossomed Yovanna may be a lil jeli.

In her confessional, Eva said ‘There is absolutely no way I would hang out with someone who would opt to wear a flammable dress reminiscent of a banana flavored condom”

The episode began with a little tease from Bravo, we see male legs descending the stairs at Lake Bailey, who was slicing strawberry. It wasn’t her new boo (Mike Hall), it was Noelle’s father Leon.

Cynthia and Leon are the coolest parents on reality tv. Not only are they good friends but they are one when it comes to parenting their daughter, with Leon being more the disciplinarian of the two. Cynthia, wants her to have fun and get her own apartment, Leon wants her in a dorm and using public transportation.

We then get to visit Tanya Sam’s home and learn she and her fiance spend a lot of their time between Atlanta and San Francisco. Nene tells her the girls like her but wonder why after three years hasn’t she married?

Porsha meets with Kandi to talk about Dennis and tattoos in such. Porsha reminds Kandi, how Kandi doesn’t like it when people talks about her. And she isn’t concerned about the tattoos. Porsha tells her, most people’ vagina’s and penis’s aren’t exclusive. Kandi comes back with, but we don’t tattoo every bodies names on us that we gone had sex with. Kandi admits to being messy and seems genuinely concerned about Porsha, moving too quickly in the relationship with Dennis. Note: The problem is two fold. Their relationship is mending and they are not close. The other is, a true friend would talk to her first about her concerns and not tell everyone in the Atlanta Metro Area.

The episode ended in Dennis’s loft. Its his birthday. A chef his hired and is preparing a buttery feast ( and I mean buttery-did you see the hunk of butter on those biscuits) for twenty. Nothing low cal (I fucking love the south)!!! Porsha brings up the gossip about them. He tell her everyone has a pass including Kandi, and he knew about her back in the day. But hey it was back in the day.

He give her an gift of an expensive necklace and she gives him to boxes. The first one contains baby shoes and the second contained baby clothes. Confused, Porsha told him she’s expecting.

Tender moment: Dennis cried while hugging Porsha after the pregnancy reveal

Overcome, Dennis rested his head on her shoulder, showing he had been crying as he finally lifted his head, with her telling him: ‘I love you.’

Later, she said in a confessional: ‘I have never had someone love me the way he does.

Tears flowing: Porsha wiped away the tears of joy

‘I have never had someone want to be there for me. So that’s why this pregnancy is like a miracle to me. Because I am starting to see all these things that I have prayed for and wanted for so many years actually happen.’

What do you think of the housewives so far…… hit us back

CityFella

Last Week  Kandi was Messy, it was all Porsha and Dennis, or Dennis and Porsha

Click on the link below for all Kandi’s Mess

https://sacratomatovillepost.com/2018/12/03/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-s11-ep5-messy-kandi-b-in-tatted-tales/

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta S11 Ep5 Messy Kandi B in Tatted Tales


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Kandi B was warned, but sugah pie honey bunch just couldn’t help herself.  When she first learned of Porsha’s new man Dennis and his dating history. Todd told her to keep it to herself  any random gossip never ends well.   

Kandi B, quickly ignores Todd and has a question and answer moment with a chick Porsha beat up and Carmon .  Where she learns a lot of stuff about Dennis.  I think Carmon told her to keep the information local (between them)  I’m not sure if Kandi is trying to be this seasons Sheree (the bone carrier) but the question is WHY is she so invested in Dennis and Porsha’s relationship? She’s doesn’t know Dennis and she and Porsha aren’t close BUT things are starting to improve between the two of them so them only conclusion is Kandi is just being Messy! 

 And so she continues …….She tells Marlo ,Cynthia and Nene.  NENE advises Kandi not to tell, not to talk about it and then blabs to Porsha! ( of course Nene denies this)    Porsha has hit the reset button on her friendship with Kandi. 

Lunch talk: Marlo Hampton joined Kandi Burruss for lunch with NeNe and Cynthia Bailey

Last nights episode began in Porsha and Dennis meeting Porsha’s mom, Diane. Last week Porsha met Dennis’s mom.  This is all very interesting when you consider no one has proposed.   While Dennis’s mother wasn’t feeling the relationship and talking about prenups and giving Porsha the side eye.   Porsha’s mom is all in, taking about Porsha’s  37 year old eggs and saying that Porsha is glowing and looking good.  Dennis tells Diane ”  I wanna get married one time. 

WTF

Shamari maybe an open book but hubby Ronnie isnt there for it.    At Cynthia’s house she gave the ladies the 411 on their open marriage.  the experiment that almost ended their marriage.    First she tells his mother and then she tells the world.  Ronnie is not happy with his wife sharing their news.  The couple spends ten grand for their twin sons first birthday, including nearly a grand for the twins cake . 

Nene and Gregg has hired a nutritionist.  They learn that more cancers tumors have been found and the doctor recommends chemo.  Nene and Gregg has heard many negative things about chemo therapy and is looking for alternatives.  

Last night we meet Eva’s mom Michelle. To be fair , she comes off as a bitch.   Its clear Eva doesn’t have Nene and Kandi cash, Eva working within a budget.  She’s trying on gowns that cost more than her Jeep. 
They meet to pick out Eva’s wedding dress.   But mama is very critical from the gown choices to the guest list.  From her attitude, its her wedding not her daughter’s  This breaks Eva, there are tears. The bitch doesn’t look up as her daughter is crying.   Eva may be better served by excluding mama from the planning for her own sanity. 

Eva has been bit shady of late, and I love her shade.  Whats not lovely is her back bone., she doesn’t seem to have one.  When called on it she runs, she spins.  Kandi called her on it.

Tense talk: Porsha and Kandi later aired out their differences

Cynitha is thinking about expanding her empire. She is considering opening a Wine Bar. She invites Nene, Porsha and Kandi.    Kandi B, the resident millionare asks her does she know anything about wine? No. Does she have any experience running a bar? well…

Lets talk about what’s eating Porsha?  She knows and she’s pissed.  Kandi know it cames from Nene.   Marlo and Porsha aren’t tight. and Cynitha it too busy facetiming with her man.   Nene says the news didnt come from her BUT Nene has a problem.  Porsha says Nene told her.  Porsha says this is all messy and Dennis doesn’t like messy.

Tell me what you think?

CityFella

Last week, Shamari told her mother in law and everyone else she and her hubby Ronnie (The Legend) had an open relationship.  You know the ladies ran with it. 

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https://sacratomatovillepost.com/2018/11/26/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-s11-ep4-pass-the-peach-throw-shade/

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S11 ep4 “Pass the Peach, throw shade”



We did! We did! We did!   Shamari Devoe and her Legendary Husband Ronnie, had an open relationship.

So far, so good in season 11.  No major fights, and yes we are still missing Kenya.  

Last night, we begin with Kandi and Todd at Dr Jackie’s office.  Kandi has a couple of eggs and it seem they want another child, via surrogate.  Early in the season daughter Riley said, they don’t need anymore children due to their busy scheduled.   Todd, thinks they should have two surrogates , just in case.  However, Dr Jackie brought him down from that cloud,when she told him a surrogate could cost any where from ninety to one hundred and thirty thousand.    Kandi, said someone told her a surrogate would cost thirty five grand. 

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Eva, Eva, Eva is talking with her man Mike about the wedding, and Eva wants Nene to go shopping with her.  She seems to have a lot of respect for Nene.  Eva also wants security at this wedding.  ( Could it be her Krazy baby daddy- Kevin McCall?) 

“Porsha Meets Mama Gina”

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Hey, hey, hey!  Mama’s look out for their sons and I’m living for Mama Gina’s old school -“Ain’t nobody got TYME for this” shade!  She was direct and couldn’t be shook.

We’ve heard though Kandi’s grapevine that Dennis McKinley moves quick with his women.   So after a few months, Dennis introduces his lovely mother Gina to meet Porsha.   Porsha, is trying to control her crazy azz giddyness. But Mama is intense.  You could almost see the steam rising from the table. 

Seconds after sitting down, Porsha gives Gina a birthday gift (“oh you shouldn’t have”) It’s a Louis Vuitton Wallet.  It could have just been a piece of lettuce.   Gina could care less about a Wallet or anything else. 
Dennis and Porsha failed at trying to change the conversation.

She wants to know whats going on.  So are you two in love already?  You aren’t moving to the alter too quick are you?‘  Has Mama Gina been down this road before?  ‘So how do you all feel about prenups?‘    Porsha nearly choked on her wine.   Let’s be clear,  Mama Gina ain’t no joke.                   “Ain’t no mountain high” 

“The Ladies Who Lunch”

Cynthia seems happy with her long distance man Mike Hill .  They have their own hashtag #Chill   She is having a BBQ with all the ladies and their friends.  

Nene and Marlo arrives first.  With our Marlo still being Extra Extra!  Cynthia tells the other women that Eva has been spreading the rumor that she paid for her former boyfriend Will to date her.   

On route to Cynthia House, is Porsha and her sister Lauren and Shamea Morton. Porsha had filled Shamea in on all the smack Eva talked about her the last time everyone hung out. Porsha tells a pregnant Shamea about stuff Eva has said about her and then tells her to be cool . 

Eva, has been shady this season targeting Cynthia  For weeks, I’ve been wondering would she go up against the heavyweights Nene and Marlo. 
 Well tonight she’s hot air.  Because she couldn’t take on Cynthia. 

Marlo picked at her during a horrible game called “Pass the Peach” a southern version of  “Truth or Dare”  Calling Eva a liar.   Why exactly are we a liar?“Eva shouted. “But you’re definitely extra, and sometimes, you’re extra when it’s not appropriate,” Eva replied. Marlo shot back, “Well, it’s not appropriate to be basic. You’re basic, darling.”  leaving Nene to say ,Eva looked stupid.   Don’t mess with the heavyweights.

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Lost in the party drama was the newest cast  member Tanya Sam, a local businesswoman.

The blogs weren’t overjoyed by the former newest cast member 
Shamari DeVoe last week. She came on to strong.  Perhaps her biggest sin is she seems to have an overblown view of herself and her husband Ronnie (The Legend) DeVoe. 

In her second week she is giving us a little Phaedra Parks, as she is planning an over the top birthday party for her twin sons who are turning one.    We see her at bakery with Mother DeVoe (the mother of the Legend) where they are choosing a cake for the party.   The shrewd, bakery employee suggested two cakes one for each child.  $950.00 will that be cash or charge? 

This week she gives us a little insecurity and vulnerability as she seems to want the approval of Mother DeVoe.   Who is very protective of her high profile son.  She seems to be very open, perhaps too open as she shares details of her husbands infidelity with Mother DeVoe and later with the ladies at Cynthia’s  her choice to have an open marriage where she would explore relationships with women* 

*Her hubby (The Legend) said she could only be with women.

So what do we think about Shamari and Eva?  

Leave, your comments

See ya next Monday

CityFella

Last week, we met the newest Shamari Devoe and the fans were less than impressed 

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https://sacratomatovillepost.com/2018/11/19/real-housewives-of-atlanta-s11-ep3-shamari-de-voe-stumbles-in/

Dahling Lisa Vanderpump, Leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?


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Dahling, Season 10? We’ll See 

After eight seasons,has the Crown grown too heavy for Ms Vanderpump?  or has her cast mates had enough? 

Is she or ins’t she leaving #RHOBH? only her dog Jiggy know for sure. 

On Reality TV, no man or Vanderpump is an island.   If your castmates have had enough of you and refuses to film with you, its OVAH?   Its all bout da drama.

In October ,when filming of the ninth season began, there were rumors about Vanderpump missing in action.   She did not attend Camille Grammer’s wedding with the rest of the housewives.  Those rumors were confirmed by castmate Lisa Renna who said on Instagram, Vanderpump hadn’t shown up for work in six weeks. 

The rumors are swirling, is she over her castmates? or are they over her?   She missed the France vacation and she and Kyle maybe at odds as the two close friends haven’t spoken in weeks.   They say she feels excluded, others say when she’s invited she doesn’t show.  Many of her segments were filmed without the other castmates  

Lisa Vanderpump  has had a rough year.  In May, her brother Mark, reportedly committed suicide in England. 

Lisa and Kyle are the pillars of the show.  They have been on the show since its premiere in October 2010.  Fans wonder if the show can survive the loss of Vanderpump?  However, should she leave RHOBH, she will still appear on Bravo on her very popular show Vanderpump Rules. 

So, if this her final season,we’ll know after the reunion. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta S11 ep2 “South Peach”


 

Were into to second episode, and if it continues this way, its gonna be a smooth season.

Were still in Miami waiting for the other ladies to arrive from Atlanta to surprise Nene.

So far this season Porsha, who couldn’t buy a non-scandalous camera time last year is the face of RHOA so far this season.

Were in Miami, where Porsha is with her man Dennis.  Porsha is more than a little upset because Dennis doesn’t want to share his toothbrush.

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 Porsha, who is too old told to act this Giddy over her man.  And she’s so pissed, over the tooth brush she picks a silly fight with Dennis  “I use it every day at home!” She doesn’t understand why she can’t use it now! Where was he and who was he with? Some real silly shit that repels a man.

The other ladies arrived and its time for annual the Housewives run for the room.   However, Porsha put kibosh by pre assigning rooms, every body is ok except the bitch without a Peach!  Marlo!

 

In what could have been a major scream fest between Marlo and Porsha worked out.

With Marlo’s clothes all over the Penthouse.  Porsha borrowed Marlo’s Versace and a few items.  The two laughed and after a night of laughter and had bonding.  Porsha said she never really disliked Marlo and Marlo said her bluntness can get her in trouble.

The ladies surprise is just what she needed.   Nene was the MC of the comedy set and Nene’s joke about Kandi licking coohie…it didst go over well.  Kandi smiled, but its too close too soon.

Nene opens a new Miami Swaggalicious boutique in a hotel two blocks away.   Marlo overacted and two blocks was an imposition and didn’t understand the Uber concept.  They made it screaming corns intact.

Meanwhile, Kandi DOES know Porsha’s boo Dennis.  She knows a LOT.  For now its underwraps.  For Now……………….

What do you think about the season so far?

CityFella

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S11 EP1 “Its a Ring Thing”


Nearly every housewives franchise has a love story.  In Atlanta, it is Nene and Gregg Leaks.  We’ve been through there divorce and we’ve seen them return in a wedding for the gods.

I have a love and hate affair with Nene, she has the fastest tongue in Atlanta and is funny as Hell.  Then there are moments where she is cu-cu for Coco-puffs and moments of great insight and caring.

The scene opens with Nene bringing a giant bowl of pills for Gregg.  Last year, Gregg had issues with his heart and the doctors were successful.  When he returned to the hospital with stomach pains, he was diagnosed with stage-3 colon cancer.   In the scene we see him with family and friends.  “When they cut my colon out, my heart got bigger,” Gregg says.       Typical old corny Gregg.  Nene of course rolls her eyes at him, but we hear her say  “I put on a brave face, but I have my moments.  If my car could talk, my car would probably be like, This bitch cries too much.” She’s back, baby!

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Porsha, Porsha, Porsha

Porsha is thick and wider bodied, in a good way.  You could show a double feature on dat ass.  She’s got a new man, and she tells us  “The power of the tongue is real,”  Her man is Dennis McKinley who owns and operates a Hukkah lounge  and a hot dog restaurant.  They’ve been seeing each other for five months and talking engagement slash marriage. Yes, five months!!!     

We see them shopping for diamonds rings from 6 karats to 10 karats (and $145,000 to $552,000). While I smell some on camera fronting from the Hot Dog king.   Miss Porsha isn’t worried about the price tag BECAUSE  Dennis is “the boss of Atlanta.”   Porsha is as giddy as a second time bride could be.  She and  Nene  has mended their friendship.   Nene is working in Miami  and Porsha, wants the other housewives to join her has a surprise.

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Has a new man, who works for Fox Sports in L.A.  Cynthia lets us know the new man has swam in the cool and refreshing waters of Lake Bailey several times.

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Boutique seems to be a little K-Mart-ish filled with too much clothes and not enough customers.  Porsha tries on an outfit so loud it could be seen by passengers on  a Southwest Jet at 35,000 feet.  Her twerking assets makes Nene laugh.   Lets hope she paid retail.

Eva

Eva is engaged and a wedding is soon.  We see several professional shots of her children and boyfriend.  She’s beautiful, but is there something there, there ?

 

Kandi

We see Kandi with members of Xscape receiving a Golden Note Award.  The award was by the America Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers.   They brought the baby (Ace) with them, who was cranky because it was past his bedtime.    Papa Todd, gave Ace to Don Juan to care for while he was at the bar.

At  dinner, with the entire Burruss/Tucker clan.  Kandi tossed around the idea of  expanding the family. (she has unused eggs in the freezer)    There is something in the Burruss blood because ,Kandi’ daughter Riley told her in a mono no-nonsense tone.   No!  you don’t need no more children cause you barely have time for the children you have!!     Shy Riley, has a bit of her Grandmother “Mama Joyce” and her aunts Bertha and Nora.  Kandi can be a bit dull at times, I hope we get to see the Old lady gang this season.

Eva Marcille and Shamari DeVoe who was the lead singer of Blaque and wife of Ronnie (New Edition and Bell Biv-Devoe) are the newest peach holders in Atlanta.

Next week,we will get our first real taste of drama….

What are your thoughts

CityFella

 

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The Real Housewives of New York S10 Reunion Part 3 “Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny, lets not talk about Bethenny!


Its a wrap

We began last night where the show ended last week with Carole telling bossman Andy ” He was full of Shit” for saying that Carole and Bethenny trashed each other the entire season.

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Nearly half of the episode was the Bethenny and Carole feud, it was endless and ruined the reunion, at this point I’m on team “can’t give two shits”.   If you need details of their bickering, stop here and read another review. I can’t!

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Sonja Tremont Morgan

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For most of this season I thought there was something different about Sonja.  We love her ditzy gentleness.  But there was something different.  While she didn’t seem to get much screen time but she seemed insightful and sometime brilliant in her confessionals.

Yes, I said it!   Sonja Tremont Morgan.  Last night we learned that she has (I’m not fully clear about this) had some spiritual cleansing? (again, I’m not sure).  She has cut back on the drinking and she seems clearer, more so than ever before.

The spiraling Sonja has found her footing.  She has rented her townhouse, moved into a small apartment and for the first time she seems to have direction.   Bravo, didn’t let us see her move out of her townhouse, we weren’t privy to her personal successes, shame.

Bethenny said she regretted calling Dorinda a drunk, which moved Dorinda to tears.  Carole said that she regretted failing in her attempt to remain cordial with Bethenny. She didn’t regret calling Andy “full of shit’.  Ramona and Sonja made up, a bit.

Let’s Not Talk About Bethenny

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The real housewives of New York survived the dreaded season 10 Housewives curse.   At its worst, New York is the platinum franchise.  The disintegration of the friendship between Bethenny and Carole was sad and dominated the season but destroyed the reunion.  The resentment towards Bethenny by half of her cast mates was clear and with merit. No one can take away her heroic efforts in Puerto Rico.

At beginning of the reunion, some of her cast mates accused Bethenny of “only doing things for the cameras”.   Carole has written about it on social media.  On the reunion,we see montage of Ramona attacking Bethenny ,what we don’t see are images of Bethenny attacking Ramona.  In fact ,we rarely see images of Bethenny attacking cast members,no one has a deadlier sword than Bethenny.  What we see is a regretful apologetic Bethenny, who has sliced and diced nearly every cast member since her return.   I am a huge fan of Bethenny Frankle, I love her intelligence and humor.  The producers of #RHONY seem to project a positive image of Bethenny, perhaps to protect her brand.  I believe the producers have created a wedge between Bethenny and her castmates which in the long term could ultimately damage the show.

It’s Lu Baby!

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This season, I believe Luann had the most compelling story line from beginning to end. We saw her at lowest and we saw her comeback.   I thought the conflict between Dorinda and Luann was far more layered than Bethenny and Carole.   Her absence was notable.  Luann’s story has captured our hearts..   Make some room, its Lu baby!

I will miss Carole, she was a formidable presence.  We didn’t see enough of Ramona this season, the same was true for Dorinda.  I’m on the fence with Tinsley, she doesn’t have a storyline and she doesn’t hurt the show.  I suspect there is something there, its deep, dark and bubbling  Drip, Drip, EXPLOSION!!!

 

See Ya next season….thanks for following.

CityFella

recommendation:  Catch this season of “Married to Medicine” and  Binge watch Last Season of Married to Medicine.