Turkey on Turkey Day? No Thanks! “Sorry not Sorry”


Tomorrow, there will be complete meltdowns, screaming, shouting and possibly fighting all over America  The Holiday season is perfect, for year long or permanent resentments because you chose to have Thanksgiving with the in laws or another family.   Someone may resent your absence . The fact that you couldn’t afford the flight this year isContinue reading “Turkey on Turkey Day? No Thanks! “Sorry not Sorry””

If You’re Not Drinking Champagne with French Fries, You’re Doing It Wrong


Even the experts at Moët & Chandon say so. GETTY IMAGES . By: Lyndsay Matthews/ marie claire When it comes to fancy foods, high-low pairings can lead to some surprisingly delightful combinations. For example, if you’ve never eaten caviar and potato chips together, you’re missing out. So we were excited to hear that Marie-Christine Osselin, MoëtContinue reading “If You’re Not Drinking Champagne with French Fries, You’re Doing It Wrong”

Home with a box of Kelloggs Corn Flakes


In 1894, John Harvey Kellogg created a food that he thought would be healthy for the patients of a Sanitarium where he was the Superintendent in Battle Creek Michigan.  The cereal was made by toasting flakes of corn .     In 1906, he started a business making corn flakes, and by 1914 its was soldContinue reading “Home with a box of Kelloggs Corn Flakes”

Michael Dwayne,rubbing produce on your A** wont keep them fresh


There is so much media content online  these days its possible to get confused, or not. Saturday Afternoon, someone called the Manassas, Virginia PD to report a man inside Giant Food store.  The man was pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his ass AND THEN putting the produce back on the shelfContinue reading “Michael Dwayne,rubbing produce on your A** wont keep them fresh”

Mayonnaise Ice Cream Exists and It Might Be Brilliant


Wait!  Now here Us Out  We now exist on the same physical plane as mayonnaise ice cream, and it’s either ingenious or the end of all mankind. An ice cream shop in Falkirk, Scotland, debuted an ice cream made with Hellmann’s “real” mayonnaise, immediately sparking debate across social media about just how terrible this conceptContinue reading “Mayonnaise Ice Cream Exists and It Might Be Brilliant”

I hate cooking with my mom, but she can’t make fried chicken to save her life, so that’s what I make


If your mom is an awful cooking partner (like mine), find a recipe she can’t participate in and hand her a cocktail By: Bex Brian/Salon For years whenever my mother left her Manhattan apartment and came to visit me in Brooklyn (which she called the country) she’d arrive disheveled and completely rattled, as if theContinue reading “I hate cooking with my mom, but she can’t make fried chicken to save her life, so that’s what I make”

Very much not New York pizza


  A recipe for pizza toast in Atlanta starts out as cold comfort, then provides a path forward By: Julia Bainbridge/Salon.com I checked the weather app on my iPhone as soon as my plane touched the ground in Georgia. It registered 89 degrees. Hours before, I finished a cup of coffee in a drizzly ManhattanContinue reading “Very much not New York pizza”

She Warned them She wanted her Fries Fresh and Hot!


In “The Devil Wears Prada”  Miranda Priestly demanded that her Starbucks be hot SEARING hot. Brooklyn Park, Minnesota’s own Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson  feels that way about her fries.  She wants them FRESH and HOT !  There will be NO PROBLEM as long as she gets her fries her way. Well dammit!  There was aContinue reading “She Warned them She wanted her Fries Fresh and Hot!”