Michael Dwayne,rubbing produce on your A** wont keep them fresh


There is so much media content online  these days its possible to get confused, or not.

Saturday Afternoon, someone called the Manassas, Virginia PD to report a man inside Giant Food store.  The man was pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his ass AND THEN putting the produce back on the shelf .

The ass rubbing nasty man was 27 year old Michael Dwayne Johnson of Manassas.    Man-ASS-as   (coincidence-moving on)

He was arrested, charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property.

 

The workers had to destroy several pallets of produce

I’m sure they did their best. BUT what if they missed a head of lettuce.   A head destined to be the centerpiece for a salad at a large dinner party.

The host rinsed the lettuce and noticed…………………

I will end here

CityFella

 

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Don’t mind me, I’m just a man in women’s clothing taking videos in the women’s restroom


Shawn Hallett (Source: GPD)

 

A lady in a restroom QT store in Greenville, South Carolina told the police she knocked on the stall door of a restroom and heard a males voice, but after peeking under stall and seeing women’s shoes all was right with the world.

Until, she saw a cell phone appear under the divider and then she called the law!

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The law found 38 year old Shawn Thomas Hallett of Levelland Texas.  Mr Hallett ,was wearing a wig, make up ( lets hope it was the correct color pallet and foundation that’s so important when your trying to blend in.  In the ladies restroom. )  and women’s clothing ( no word on the designer).   On him ,was a cell phone with a video of the woman from the adjacent stall.

He was charged with voyeurism.

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Why Greenville?  family, friends, fashion?

Its over 1300 miles away from Levelland Texas

Early reports say,  Mr Hallett in the county jail

“As the stocking turns”

CityFella

 

 

 

 

The Real White House (Part 719) DT: Omarosa is a Dog!


Viewers of this reality show knows when this star gets scared.  He lashes out on twitter.

   Did PDT, call black employees working on The Apprentice set,niggers?

 

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Is there tape? has he used nigger before?    Sarah Sanders, wouldn’t go there today!  She said she could’t guarantee PDT has ever used the word.   She didn’t say HELL NO! ” The Prez ani’t never evah! evah! evah! called nobody a nigger!”   Noooo, she wasn’t gonna tell that lie, TODAY!

 

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We feel you Kandi Burress Tucker!

On your basic reality show you get a sense of who the liers are?      “Omarosa’s credibility doesn’t exist.     But in THIS White House she’s safe, because who tells the truth in this White House?  Who  would you ask?  Sarah Sanders,  Kelly Ann Conway? how bout Sean Spicer?

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Hell’s waiting room is full, today you need a ticket, just to get in line!

Omarosa, knows PDT.    She knows where all of his buttons are.

Its as,if she has written the script and the players were perfect  on point, especially PDT.

She told NBC, she spoke to Robert Muller,

“Think about it “

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Her book was officially released today!

“And She Got him”

Today, as people are standing in line to Vote in four states.

 NO news show is talking about elections. They are talking about

“Omarosa Manigault Newman “

and how PDT has insulted yet another woman!   Attacked another Black Person!

Give Omarosa a standing ovation !

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Because today, on Election Day ,they day her book came out she caused PDT to become……

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Well Played!!!

 

CityFella

Omarosa Will Not Die ( Part 2?)


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Donald Trumps former favorite black woman, refuses to die.  The woman TV Guide included in the list “The 60 Nastiness TV Villains of all time.   The reality star who has  appeared three times on The Celebrity Apprentice, The Ultimate Merger a dating show (created by the Prez), and a number of reality shows including being The Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison.

She initially denied being fired.  With the release of her new book and the secret recording of her termination, it was a misunderstanding.  It appears there are other future misunderstandings on tape.

With the release of her new book, her former boss called her lowlife.  It seems his loyal friends feel the need to tape him.    As far as “lowlife” it seems it apply.   Its difficult to find people who have great words for OMAROSA.

Perhaps her reality or real life worlds are one in the same.  Her fights and attacks with o celebrities and those in political world, especially black women is legendary.

 

It seems Robin Roberts was on point.    Omarosa’s  book Unhinged.,will be released next week.  The man she said “We would have to bow down to” is now a racist.  The man she admired, says he repeatedly used the word Nigger” during the filming of The Apprentice.  Apparently, the word didn’t offend her back then.

 Omarosa, who’s credibility ranks with her former boss says she has witnesses.  Sarah Sanders, says the book is filled with lies.   I will pass on her book, then again, I find some great buys at Dollar Tree, so who knows?

What did, Robin Roberts say again?  Oh yes – Bye, Felicia!

CityFella

The Real Housewives of New York: S10 ep18 “The Real Poop and nothing but the Poop”


Real Housewives Of New York Recap: There’s No Place Like Home

 

The reunion plane is boarding and ready for take off . There are two more episodes before it lands. Last night  we are beginning to see some sparks and possible fights during the reunion.  Bethenny and Carole is a given but the Colombian blow up between Luann and Dorinda is simmering.   Luann is crazy if she thinks Ramona isn’t going to comeback after taking a swipe at her remodeled Hampton home and everyone except Sonja is going to take a crack at Bethenny.

 “Lets talk about some Shit”

The ladies survived the boat ride from hell.  Tinsley is still caught up in her feelings about the trip .  Tinsley is still in denial.  Insisting that it was merely bumpy and the near death experience was a bit exaggerated . Carole said that Tinsley was in denial, like a battered woman  (everything was fine)and the tears began to flow.

Lets move on to some real shit.  The ladies spent a lot of time talking about their bowl movements, who is having solid or loose.  The conversation went into some deep shit, like how frequent and the consistency of the shit.  We learned that Ramona, lost a nugget and the east side executive smeared that shit across the floor, in their rented house in Columbia, that is some serious shit!

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  Som more Shit  (TMI)

Last night we learned that Ms Sonja Tremont Morgan frequently wears a diaper.   YESSSSSSSS  Ladies and Germs.  A d-i-a-p-e-r.    Ms Morgan is an on the go gal.  She wears one when she goes to the Hamptons. Why be delayed by a number 1 or number 2,  when she is wearing something that gives her that exclusive feeling and she can avoid those icky public toilets.

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As long as she is sitting in her own squish, who are we 2 judge?

“Right on Maude” I mean “SONJA”

A lil more shit with Sonja.   Her East Side Townhouse in on the rental market.  She no longer has a wait staff, so she is responsible for her cat and dog poop.   Who seem to have free rein and in the winter poop isn’t a problem, however with the melting snow, she is overwhelmed with poop and a potential client is on route.

Our divorced Ramona, (Mario who?)  is renovating everything.  Her Apartment, her boobies and now her 7000sf home in the Hampton’s .    When it comes to her decor, no stuffy design shops or Home Depot’s for her, its about point and click.    She is excited, Dorinda,Sonja and Luann are the first to see it .   There is no real imagination (to be fair, its in its early stages) but what we saw was white on white on white, with touches of gray and dog poop proof rugs.  For now its as sterile as a hospital waiting room.

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Bravo can be shady and if I were Ramona, I’d be pissed after seeing this episode.

We get to see Bethenny’s 4000sf new apartment which is completely done. Bethenny likes white too, but the touches, the unique furnishings, elevates her place well beyond Ramona’s

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The only let down is the closet.  Real Housewife of Beverly Hills,  Lisa Vanderpump’s is larger than many New York Studio apartments and better appointed.

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We love you Ramona! (sorry).  Sonja saw her apartment in its early stages.  Dorinda saw the final product.  The two sits down for a salad . Dorinda tells Bethenny she is still reeling from the trip, physically and emotionally AND she is still PISSED at Luann after what she went threw hell with TOM!   What kills me about this, both of them are being phony, kissy, kissy, we love each other and everything is fine!  Meanwhile, both of them are telling anyone who will listen, they’re pissed!

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Bethenny and Sonja goes denim designers house. WHERE we learn they use sandpaper around the men crotch to make the package seems larger .

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Last night there was not one but two parties.  Carole hosted a casual athletic leisure themed party for  her Cosmo party. Based on her article about her she wrote about her participation in the NY marathon.  Home girl looked good as she arrived a track suit.  Dorinda splashed in with a tight zipped number in heel’s  Tinsley showed up in pigtails wearing her Columbia shirt WHERE she played tennis.   Her boo Scott was there in his trademark (yawn) sweater and jeans.     Carole’s ex Adam was there. It looks like Adam wants her back and two look good together.   Scott and Tinsley wants them to get back together

Ramona had a pre-lunch party for her skin care line.   My favorite part of the party was Sonja, who thought she would have a launch party of her own at Ramona’s party. As she came with shoes for some of the Housewives.  Some not all, Dorinda, shouldn’t expect a pair of shoes from the Sonja Collection anytime soon.

Notably missing from either party was Bethenny

 With Carole now hanging out with Tinsley and Luann and Dorinda on simmer. Bethenny and Luann are slowly getting close.  Last night Luann said:  “Now that Carole “out of the way,”  she can hang out with “fun” Beth.

Thoughts? 

Cityfella

The Unfight at Wal Mart


We LOVE Wal-Marts, especially the SuperCenters, it’s the perfect place to see an argument over a simple one dollar box of Junior Mints turn into a full brawl. Type in Wal Mart on You Tube and it would take you months to binge watch all the brawls. In an ideal world all the fights would be categorized. Wal Mart fight in Produce, Wal Mart fight in electronics.

This Wal Mart story isn’t about a brawl or a fight. Just a couple who got caught up, in the caught up,at the Wal Mart Supercenter in Mankato Minnesota.

Giving them the benefit, they were soooooooooo caught up, they weren’t paying attention to where they were parked. The Front Entrance of the store.

“Well someone called 911”

When Manako finest drove up to Wally Mart, they discovered a man performing oral sex on a woman who was reclining in the drivers seat of a Red van. The officer said when he approached at van (with its engine running) the woe-man was laid back in the seat with her pants down and EXPOSED!!!

The man giving her pleasure, was her husband, thirty two year old Frank Nei. Home Cheese had his Fruit of the Loom’s down below his knees with his goodies out.

The officer knocked on the window and yelled at them! For Christ sake, ya’ll in front of a Wally Mart, my mom shops here! (not really-he didn’t say that) He told them to stop!

He said, they both seemed out of it. He didn’t smell any alcohol.

The officer said Mrs Shantell Nei was groggy and lethargic. Turns out she had taken some sleep medication. Hubby said, his wife didn’t have a drivers licence and drove because he had been drinking, and she wanted to give him some head.

Mrs Nei was cited for driving while impaired. Hubby Frank , charges were a little more serious. In addition to being charged for indecent exposure, home cheese violated a court order from November of last year. Barring him from have any contact, oral or otherwise with Mrs Nei.

I guess, if ya can’t DO it at home…. DO it at Wal Mart!

CityFella

When They’re No Longer Funny:The Family Racist


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They are often naturally charming. Well liked by nearly everyone in the family. As a child they made you laugh. As you grew older, you laughed however the jokes made you uncomfortable.

You weren’t the only one. Family members saying while laughing ” Ohh you shouldn’t say that” or “That’s wrong” in mid laughter.

Despite the outrageous behavior. they are often protected by family members. “Oh he doesn’t mean it.” “He would take the shirt off his back” “She would give you her last quarter”

Over time this charming individual has made you uncomfortable when non family members are present.  Your on the edge, as you wait in terror, for the off color or racist remark to be delivered in front of the unsuspecting visitor.

Then there it is!

In living color.

As the family laughs, you look away ashamed

Your options are few. Confrontation or exit.  Ideally, you should wait for to talk, away from family.  Calmly tell him or her what you find offensive and why.  Once you’ve done this leave it.  Don’t go back and revisit the conversation, it only brings animosity.

These individuals exists in every family. They’ve may have gone unnoticed for years. Until you view the family member through the eyes of a non family member.

I’ve found some success in silent eye contact.  After all they are entertainers. They’re goal is to make everyone laugh and a good entertainer make adjustments for the audiences

They are others, who simply don’t care how their  words affect others. “This is who I am, take me or leave me! ”    When this occurs, I quietly leave.  No drama, no words are needed.   We love our families, we must except them for who they are warts and all., attempting to change who they are is like bumping are heads on a brick wall.   However, we can make adjustments and at the end of the day, its not about their feelings and how others my react to our leaving.

This is when it’s on us to make the adjustment as we teach people how to treat us.

CityFella