45 Sadness


He is my president, the 45th president of the United States of America.  Like many Americans I  hoped for the best and told myself I would to give him a chance.

That was January 20th

As of the February 19, I am mortified, embarrassed and sad.

Doing a reality check I asked myself, am I a sore loser, am I angry?

Disappointed yes, its one of many disappointments I’ve experienced when the best man lost.    When 43( George W) won I was dissapointed. There weren’t statements or questions in his character that led me to believe he might damage the country.

In less than 30 days, 45 has manage to damage our image. He has managed to bring the stability of the United States into question.   He has insulted our allies and caused most of us to be on constant alert. What will he do or say today?

Despite all the alternative facts, I’m not in shock.  President 45 and Candidate Trump are the same person.   I’ve never been at odds with his supporters, in fact I understand why they supported him.  While his candidacy has  awakened a racist element ,I don’t subscribe to the notion that all of his supporters are racists.  However since the election, some of my Indian, Mexican and Iranian friends have been attacked, some physically.  The citizenship of anyone with an accent is now questioned.

I find it difficult to respond, whenever one of my international friends ask why-how was he elected?  I lay of lot of the blame on my candidate, Hillary Clinton, and the other candidates,Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, Bernie Sanders, Lindsey Graham, Martin O’Malley,Carly Fiorina, John Kasich, Rick Perry and Jeb Bush.     Not one of these candidates stepped forward the day or the after he made that racist statement about Mexicans.   No one said this isn’t acceptable, he is wrong and doesn’t represent my  America!  Jeb Bush who’s wife is Mexican, their  children have relatives in Mexico was uncomfortably silent.   We have seen the careers of sportscasters and other notable individuals end, after making racists comments.  One wonders how successful he would have been if one or more of the candidates immediately spoke out against him.

The root of my sadness comes from the news.  Rarely a day passes without a  an international misstep by 45 or someone in his administration which is later blamed on the evil media. It also comes from Social Media.

There is an upside…..

People are awake!  There are daily demonstrations all over the country.   The Women’s march gave me hope.  I participated in the Muslim demonstration at Sacramento International.   One demonstration I wont participate in is “45 isnt my President”  With so many demonstrations I worry that they will eventually lose their impact.

To counter my sadness, I limit the time I spend of social media and watching the news. With so many people in shock, one thing is missing is humor. SNL has been a god send for me, through the writers I can exhale.

I’m gonna be okay, so will the rest of us.   Please don’t recommend therapy or snappy happy pills. I promise I wont throw myself in traffic or eat a case of Lil Debbie treats.  Its not that serious. I am an an optimist, today is today, and in time it will get better.

I wish more people would refer to him as 45.  The narcissist loves hearing his name and 45 would make him crazy, or are we too late.?

CityFella

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Real Housewives of Atlanta S9 Ep14 Who’s A Lesbian?


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This is de episode   The rumors about who is skinny dipping in the lady pond comes full circle and someone falls hard out of the closet. 

One more day in the Woods

The Lesbian conservation swirls. Kandi is still pissed and is done. DEE OH N E!   She doesn’t want to travel with the ladies and arranges he own ride to the ATL.   When Kandi tells Cynthia she’s leaving .Cynthia’s response was like.  I’m done with all the drama . BYE Girl.

The next day the ladies climb into bus and please believe Sheree isn’t done and Phaedra doesn’t have a glass in her mouth to prevent her from talking.  Sheree wanted clarity and Phaedra had a bout of “flash amnesia ”  she didn’t remember anything. Any conversation about Kandi and her lesbianism.Porsha tried to clean her role up, but no one on the bus was buying dat gov-mint cheese

At the lake house, Cynthia traumatized her daughter Noelle about Lesbians. 

The Kenya Surprise.

Your girl is turning 50 and getting a divorce. So you get your girl , a card, a cup cake, a night with the girls.  Kenya, wants to give Cynthia something unique and she does with a lil shade. She takes Cynthia for a laser vaginal rejuvenation.  Of course Kenya doesn’t need one because she’s younger and her VaJJ doesn’t get much use.  (Kenya is much younger at 46 or 47)  As a bonus, we get the see some of the procedure.  Bravo cuts to flowers and butterflies to distract us.

Its official, Apollo is her ex

Phaedra rolls up to her lawyers office in that black benz which is on fire.    The office conference room  has a giant sign(KAPLAN FAMILY LAW) so fans in Atlanta know where to go.  Her lawyer Ronnie tells her the judge finalized her divorce.  However SHE would have to tell Apollo they are finished.   Now Apollo can tell his girlfriend he’s free.

 

Daddy Dearest Momiger and Porsha’s 1.4 new house

I’ve never understood why a deadbeat daddy would want to be on TV.   Once again, after demanding that he be allowed to see his daughter Russell “Bloc” Spencer was once again a no show. Riley is clearly hurt and done.  Kandi encouraged her to put her feelings on pen as she has difficulty expressing her feeling and takes her to the studio.    Even with auto tune, Riley is no Solange, however Kandi get bonus points for being a supportive mom.

Across town frick and frack gets together at Porsha’s HUGE new 1.4 million house.

Cynthia is having a fashion show for her new purse and bag line in Atlanta and tells Sheree there maybe a spot for her son Kairo in the fashion show.   Sheree is bout da business and asks if he is getting paid.   Ah, no  how bout a backpack.   Sheree son has never been in any show and tells Cynthia she would prefer  the show to be on a weekend.

Porsha sits down with her unemployed boyfriend Todd and put him in check.  With all that time on his hands he’s upset Porsha has a job and cant be available when  he’s available which is all da time.  ” She tells him that he’s almost 40, so she thought he would be more responsible.   Prognoses , Nooooooo!

 The Main Event

“Who is in the Lady Pond?”

After the camping trip, Kandi meets with her staff and hubby Todd at the Kandi Factory and tell them the main event of the glamping trip.

In the meeting we learn that Kandi, Porsha, and Todd were dancing at a late night stop. With Porsha on one side, Kandi in the middle and hubby Todd bringing up the rear.  Porsha and Kandi kissed (with tounges) and Porsha offered to eat Kandi’s yum,yum until till she came.    WELL FUCKING HELLO!!!!!!

And her staff and this reviewer went wild.   WTF!

Kandi has her moments, but rarely does someone question her integrity!

Kandi admitted she has dipped into the lady pond and says that only someone who had done that before would say it just like that, so obviously Porsha has done something. Meanwhile, Todd says that whole night was pretty fun because they went to Waffle House afterward.  One of her staff members said, well if you cant eat a……

Kandi and Porsha meet for lunch and the streets (patrons) got an ear full.   Kandi is still annoyed and Porsha goes left right and to the moon.   Porsha goes in hard.  She says everyone knows Kandi is a lesbian as she has had a secret seven year relationship. She says Todd is calling women pretending to be someone named Marvin.  Porsha says  Kandi has a sex dungeon.

When Kandi brought up the kiss between the two of them and the offer of the happy meal.    Porsha took a lesson from Donald Trump, she creates news to deflect from the truth. Its fake news until she slipped.  She went into her deniel mode (it neveh evah happened) and told Kandi she wouldn’t be interested in a Tea Cup like Kandi !   So what kinda women are you interested in.

In the confessional, Kandi reminds us, she is IN THE SEX business.   She has a sex talk show,  a very successful sex toy business and she thought the Idea of a sex dungeon would be cool.

Who’s a Lesbian Now?

See ya in a couple of weeks

CityFella

Can SNL topple 45’s administration?


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By: Dean Obeidallah/CNN

Saturday Night Live is clearly no longer content to just comically fillet 45 As we saw again in this Saturday night’s episode, they are increasingly going after key members of his staff. And if recent media reports are accurate, this seems to be rattling Trump and causing dissension within his administration.

When I worked on the production staff of SNL for eight seasons, we never knew if the politician or the celebrity the show would be mocking that weekend would be watching. But of course with Donald Trump, we do know. It appears he can’t help hate-watching the show. Trump has taken to Twitter on multiple occasions to slam the iconic comedy show, even demanding back in October that it be canceled because he was outraged by the way Alec Baldwin and the show depicted him.
Baldwin hosted the show this past Saturday, and if the sole goal of SNL was to drive Trump to Twitter to lash out, they could’ve featured many sketches with Baldwin lambasting the President. After all, Trump offers comedians an abundance of material. But instead, the show made a decision to focus more on key members of his administration like Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway.
The show opened with Melissa McCarthy reprising her hilarious role from last week as Spicer. This time Spicer tried to remain in control but as time went on he lost it. Soon Spicer was hawking goods for Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, which Nordstrom pulled this week for poor sales. And Spicer even comically commented on the racist underpinnings of Trump’s “extreme vetting” plan by using a white Barbie doll who easily walks by TSA security agents before a brown skinned “Moana” doll is immediately subjected to a pat down.
Assuming the media reports are accurate that last Saturday’s SNL depiction of Spicer got under Trump’s skin since a woman was playing Spicer, then the next moment of the cold open must really have angered Trump. That’s when his newly sworn-in Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, entered the sketch, played by the amazing Kate McKinnon. And she delivered a great comic line, touching on Session’s alleged racist past, “We all know there are two kinds of crime…regular and black.”
In the span of a few short minutes, SNL had again undermined Spicer, depicted the “Muslim ban” as racist, and spotlighted Sessions’ controversial past. That’s great political comedy.
But SNL was far from done with Trump’s team. Next came an entire sketch about Trump’s senior advisor Kellyanne Conway, which began with CNN’s Jake Tapper, played by Beck Bennett, commenting on how he didn’t want Conway on his show because of her peddling of fictitious stories, including “The Bowling Green massacre” that never happened.
Moments later when Tapper arrives at his apartment, he’s confronted — in a loose parody of the classic film “Fatal Attraction” — by an angry lingerie-clad Conway played by McKinnon. She declares she’s “not going to be ignored” by Tapper or any in the media because, “I just want to be part of the news.”
It wasn’t until the Weekend Update segment where Trump really became the brunt of the jokes. One of the most cutting came from Update co-anchor Michael Che when he commented that Trump looked miserable as President and noted that Trump was eating a truly unhealthy diet of KFC fried chicken. Che wryly added that Trump should quit now as President, “I mean, Donald, is this really how you want to spend the last two years of your life?!”
And finally, one hour into the show, we saw Baldwin as Trump. This time it was in a People’s Court parody of Trump appealing the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals decision. Sure, it was funny — especially when Trump calls as a character witness a shirtless Vladimir Putin — but clearly, SNL had made a conscious decision to not use Baldwin as Trump in sketch after sketch in this highly anticipated episode.
Giving comedic airtime to parodies of Sessions, Conway, and Spicer instead of wall-to-wall Baldwin was both funny and an important commentary on the volatile first weeks of the Trump administration. Obviously SNL alone can’t undermine the credibility of a presidential administration. But it can play a key role. (Hence Trump lashing out at SNL.) And given that SNL is at a 22-year high in ratings this season, the show is off to a good start. Its reach has not been this great in decades.
So in a time when polls show many Americans distrust the mainstream media, it may just take SNL and comedians to be the voices of reason. Here’s hoping that week after week SNL helps make America laugh again at Trump — and his administration.
Dean ObeidallahDean Obeidallah, a former attorney, is the host of SiriusXM radio’s daily program “The Dean Obeidallah Show” and a columnist for The Daily Beast. Follow him @deanofcomedy. The opinions expressed in this commentary are his.

He was PASSED out in PITTSBURG wearing PINK lingerie


Some days, its one thing after another  It can just piss you off!

People messing with you, the one day you thought you’d be cute in some pink lingerie.

But there you are . Passed out in an intersection with your pants downs with your penis in your hands IN front of a bus stop.

People who should have left you alone while you were pleasing yourself in a way a man can. Didn’t have to tell all yo bizness to the Po Po!

When the  Pittsburgh police officer rolled up on 51 year old Daniel Marchese monday afternoon                                                                     The Buick he was driving was stopped in an intersection pointing downhill.  Marchese, didn’t react to the flashing lights of the police car.

The officer placed his car in front of Mr Marchese’s car to prevent the Buick from rolling downhill.

Dammit!

Marchese was a bit cranky with the police woke him up!

When they asked him for ID, he replied…..

“How about fuck you, your mother’s a nigger loving whore.”

Yeppers, his bad day, got worse!

In his Buick , the Po Po found a couple of handguns in his trunk.  Oh yeah, there was on open bottle of Jack Daniels in the car.

Home

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Daniel Marchese was charged with aggravated assault, indecent exposure, drunk driving, receiving stolen property, firearms possession, and making terroristic threats. (Don’t talk about my mama!)

Unable to post bail,this is Home!

Mr Marchese, has seen the insides of this building before.   He has been arrested for  drug possession; endangering the welfare of a child; possession of drug paraphernalia; assault; disorderly conduct; harassment; public drunkenness; theft; trespass; and receiving stolen property.

Some days

CityFella

Sactomatic: Drivers Assist


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What is it with law enforcement in Sactown?   I first noticed it at the Arco Arena and now with the new Golden 1 Center.

So Why do I ask?

 Y do we need members of law enforcement to direct drivers before and after events at the cities arenas? Are Sacramentians incapable of following traffic signals before and after an events?

What makes us so unique?  Drivers in Los Angeles, Dallas, Houston, Portland and other cities with large arenas are able to drive without assistance at every intersection. Here in Sactown we know Red light means stop (not moving) and Green means Go (moving) and yellow means check your Facebook , right?

Traffic signals aren’t cheap.  They cost taxpayers anywhere from Fifty thousand to more than half million each to buy and install.  Electricity and maintenance for each light could cost upward to $15,000 for each traffic signal.

So come on Sac, Sheriff and PD, you trust us at challenging intersections like Howe and Fair Oaks, and on Truxel Road near the Target and Wal Mart without assistance.

If you trust us at those places, you should trust us driving to and from  Golden 1 Center. More of you will be free to protect us from bad people who may want to take our Kenmore Appliances and Chia Pets.

Just a thought, we appreciate all that you do!

CityFella

It couldn’t wait!


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How often have you’ve been forced to listen to a very loud conversation on a bus or an waiting room?

Individuals on their cell phones loudly and freely including us in their conversation whether we want to be apart of it or not.

 Oh yes, the laughter and the volume. People yelling into their phones so loudly that they can be heard by passengers at thirty thousand feet.

On one trip on light rail all the passengers learned, Alfred Weters was fucking this cum whore Mace Johnson, who had fucked everyone in the Fair Oaks location of this well known business.  The manager there ,who transferred from the Bay Area is a racist.

There were small children on that train, and at least 50 others who probably didn’t want to be a part of the conversation was forced to listen.

 What if someone on the train knew Alfred or if the cum whore’s sister was on that train?   How could they walk away from that?

  Your gonna have to trust me on this.  (yes I am the spokesperson)

 We don’t want to hear about your personals life including your diarrhea and how the shit was everywhere and how you were grossed out AND how you mother will have to clean it up because you cant!  I so wanted you to reimburse me for my teriyaki chicken dinner.

I often wonder if these people think they are in a sound proof bubble?

News Flash You’re Not!

Yesterday, in a office lobby was Barbara.  A wound up lady who needed to talk! Not in her office or her car.  But NO!!!  She needed an office lobby!    It seems, she was bullied in her office in Sacramento by Bob,a narcissistic asshole who is in a habit of bullying her.  She was very emotional and loud.  What we learned is if you disagree with her she will get louder! She’s very tired of this shit! There is a campaign of men who bully her! AND she named them all and there individual offices. One call wasn’t enough for Barbara, she called several people repeating the story to the point that anyone in the lobby could repeat the story verbatim.

One man trying to read the Wall Street Journal was snickering behind his newspaper. Another man was shocked at the detail Barbara went into to.  I looked for camera or a camera crew to see if we were all being punked!

No one from Dateline came out.

True Story

There was a girl on her phone in a large office building in San Francisco.  She was inline for elevator to take her to her floor to an interview.  As we waited her voice bounced off the walls of the elevator lobby.  On the packed elevator, she  was telling someone  how much she loathe being a receptionist and if she gets the job she would only stay a couple of months. She went on to say the person she spoke to had a funny accent that she could barely understand her.   The doors opened on the 37th floor.  She went to the restroom to check her makeup and hair.

The receptionist who handed her the paperwork is from Argentina. The women who later interviewed her is from Britain, they were all on the same elevator.

No More Buffets!


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“I’m not a germaphobe but some people are just nasty and inconsiderate and should be waterboarded 

“Could be a word-waterboarded”

A couple of years ago my janky glasses (held together by two paperclips)  fell into a  salad bowl at a chain buffet. I reported it to the two girls working behind the counter. I was concerned about other people sharing my DNA. They looked at me as if I was speaking a foreign language and said its okay, and did nothing.

It absolutely kills me to watch people pick and sample the food as they walk down the buffet line. Children wiping their noses and randomly touching food with their grubby little fingers with their parents in full view.     I told one woman her daughter was putting her hands in the food and she angrily frowned at me. I saw this child earlier crawling on the ground.  I’ve watched people sneeze directly into the food.  ( In my mind-I’m saying to myself. Well I wont be having that!)

 Tongs are KRYPTONITE to a lot of these people.

Cause we all know, EVERYONE who uses the restroom, wash their hands before leaving!

Recently I was at a hotel.   And despite ALL the serving spoons, All the forks and tongs etc.  A lady with a small dog  was reaching into the cheese and other items with her hand (often double dipping) feeding her happy, happy, happy, pooch as I watch her K9 lick her fingers. I said to myself, the rest of the world be dammed.  I’m sure in her mind, it was perfectly fine, they do it all the time.

But Bitch you ain’t at home!

Put a BIG AZZ fork in me, I’m Done with Buffets!

I left my food on the counter and went to a nearby restaurant.

I hope I haven’t offended anyone with children and animals.

But I don’t want their germ ridden fingers and paws in my food.

CityFella