When Beavers mom, June said “I speak Jive” I lost my mind!


It was 1980. Word of mouth about a low budget movie, quickly spread across the country, making “Airplane” the fourth highest grossing flim of the year. There were no big stars on the marquee. Airplane ,was a parody of the 1957 flim, Zero Hour starring Dana Andrews and Linda Darnell. with much of the orginialContinue reading “When Beavers mom, June said “I speak Jive” I lost my mind!”

And there was Snow in 2 C


March 2020: The world was a terrifying place. It was scarier than an nuclear missile from North Korea. Corona Virus I’ve lived through Herpies, Aids, H1N1 and various flu’s and yet somehow this was different. I couldn’t tell you, but one day I was scared. Someone died in Washinton State, then other places. Companies wereContinue reading “And there was Snow in 2 C”

“Low class” Donald Trump and the Wasps


By: Nell Beram/Salon.com Try, just try to find a parody of a pair of Wasps more entertaining than Thurston and Lovey Howell of “Gilligan’s Island.” Played by Jim Backus, who was of Lebanese descent, and Natalie Schafer, who was Jewish, Thurston and Lovey behave the way people like to believe — and sometimes they’re right —Continue reading ““Low class” Donald Trump and the Wasps”

Voter Conspiracy Crazy: Former Houston Police Captain Terrorized Air Conditioner Repairman


Several months before the 2020 Presidential election, the President believed, thousands possibly millions of fraudulent ballots would be submitted in the November 3rd election. October2020 Enter sixty three year old Mark Anthony Aquirre, a former Houston Police Captain. Aguirre, was hired by Houston-based Liberty Center for God and Country who were conducting a civilian investigationContinue reading “Voter Conspiracy Crazy: Former Houston Police Captain Terrorized Air Conditioner Repairman”

King Kong & Son


I saw him, as I was limping through Denver International, didn’t think much of it.  Saw him again in the B gates.  Like the Empire State Building,  BIG men stand out in the crowd.  This early twenty something, man was surrounded by a group of twenty somethings. He was my height ,around 6.4 and overContinue reading “King Kong & Son”

Alton Ashby spits near a Geek, RUDE!


Geeks are nice and most know a lot of about electronics. I simply cant imagine why anyone would spit near a geek. Well, that’s not totally true. Last Saturday, fifty one year old Alton Ashby entered a Vero Beach, Florida Best Buy Store. He reportely walked up to the Geek Squad (a collection of twoContinue reading “Alton Ashby spits near a Geek, RUDE!”

Par-done


I Donald John Trump The Best President in the HISTORY of these United States.   Hereby, Pardon myself of course  AND my three eldest children Ivanka, Don Jr and Eric And Various Unnamed Associates (The names are coming and they are tremendous people) For, Current Crimes, Crimes we may have committed-but forgot, Unfair Crimes, PettyContinue reading “Par-done”

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez was disappointed to hear Attorney Sidney Powell was fired by Trump


The citizens of Venezuela are just learning about the influence their former and very dead President, Hugo Chavez had over the 2020 Presidential Election. To think, from the grave he had the power to change US politics before Donald Trump was ever elected. Hugo Chavez left this this planet in 2013 or could he heldContinue reading “Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez was disappointed to hear Attorney Sidney Powell was fired by Trump”

Still 😂😂😂 Trumps Press conference at the Four Season Total Landscaping next door to the Fantasy Island Adult Book Store


Funny is funny, when someone wearing all white slips in the mud, IT’S FUNNY, of course not to the person wearing white. For those who havent heard this story, a little background. Last saturday morning, just before the State of Pennslvaina gave Joe Biden the electorial votes to become the next President. In a tweet,Continue reading “Still 😂😂😂 Trumps Press conference at the Four Season Total Landscaping next door to the Fantasy Island Adult Book Store”

Day 4: He won’t dance, don’t ask him


Okay, I’m feeling better. Biden is leading, although the drip,drip,drip of the ballot counting is driving some of us to sip Vicks Formula 44. Many of my non polictial friends are fixtated on cable news. A simple phone call begins with “Biden is up in Georgia by 1034 votes,how ya doin?” I’m fine “-I didn’tContinue reading “Day 4: He won’t dance, don’t ask him”