Gobble Gobble Gobble: Texas Congressman Joe Barton Say those are his giblets on social media but he may be a victim of revenge porn

Joe Barton, seen during a 2010 House committee hearing on the role of BP in the Deepwater Horizon Explosion and Oil Spill.


“Well Hello There” 


Elected in 1988 he is the most senior Representative in Texas, Dallas area constituents has seen a lot of Congressman Joe Barton in the last few days.   You don’t have to look hard, he’s everywhere on Social Media!  In the last few years he has sent several explicit pictures and messages to a women he was interested in .   Those pictures have made it on to the net.


 While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women. Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down.

Before the grand Reveal?

This women who he was involved with( years before his divorce from his second wife) has received  many explicit photos, videos and messages from him throughout the years


A woman whom the Washington Post did not identify told the newspaper of Barton’s threat over the sexually explicit photographs, videos and messages he had sent to her. The woman described sexual encounters and contact extending over five years, beginning with her posting a message on Barton’s Facebook page in 2011.

She also shared with the Post a secretly recorded telephone conversation with Barton in 2015 in which he warned her against using the material “in a way that would negatively affect my career”.


Texas Rep. Joe Barton may have been the victim of revenge porn, after an anonymous Twitter user posted explicit photos and texts of the longtime congressman.

In a statement Wednesday night, he said that he had suffered “a potential crime.” A Texas law, the so-called revenge pornography law, makes it a misdemeanor to intentionally publicize images or videos of someone’s genitals or sexual activity without consent.

 How many reports has there been on high profile or elected women sending pictures of their genitalia in the last five years? 




The 68 year old is up for reelection in 2018






como estas

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I’m a Californian, lived here most of my life.  I’ve had Mexican/Latin friends all of my life

Roommates, housemates, friendships, spanning decades. Our families are interchangeable.   Recently, returning from LA , I called a friend to tell him I was planning to visit his family in Tulare on my way home.  After, I arrived, he told me, his abuela, who is in her nineties cooked throughout the night for my visit.  I still have her delicacies in my freezer.

I met Roberto, my first year of school in Fresno.  I struggled the first few months on my own.  With the exception of my mother in the Bay Area, no one knew of my dire situation.  The only food on my shelves was spaghetti, no meat, no sauce, just pasta and salt until my next pay check.

His family lived in Corcoran, a small city in Kings County.  On my first visit, everyone in his very large family was warm except for the old lady in the green chair (his abuela) I later discovered I was the families first black visitor and abuela didn’t trust black people.

Returning home, they loaded up the back of his truck with boxes of food for him.  I  remember being envious and wishing the food was for me.   When we arrived at my apartment, he said the food WAS for me.  Five boxes of food with cans of soda.  Somehow they knew.  We carried the boxes of food to my door,  I was so ashamed  I wouldn’t let him in my bleak apartment with a small black and white TV and a mattress on the floor.

Through the years my family has become more latin, english is their second language .

Despite my exposure to Spanish, my Spanish sucks.  Some,members of my family, go out of their way to make fun of me.  “I know you know this, say it!  and I do know it, dammit!  but I get it wrong.   Of course they love this.  This winter, I plan to take a few of them, to an isolated area in the mountains, where some of them may be discovered after the spring thaw .

 I can speak 30 words with confidence. I understand about 100 words.  Many friends assume I’m fluent.  Of course, this is usually after they’ve had a few drinks.

Through the years I have purchased, cassettes, books, Cd’s to increase my knowledge of the language, most are unopened.  I only remember the books then is when I’m visiting friends and family.    When it comes to como esta , I’m VERY CONFIDENT!  ‘bien, muy bien.   


If you need an enthusiastic spanish speaking greeter  I’m your man!   I’m friendly!  Buenos días.  Buenas tardes, Buena noches ,adios with a big smile, beyond that it’s uh huh!  



When A Diesel Engine becomes about Trump

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I don’t have a life, or anyone in my life at the moment.  My bed is filled with books, Pc’s and Tablets, various, car magazines, back issues of Consumer Reports issues ( I just purchased a top rated toaster) you get the idea.

My mind is filled with useless and useful information.

I’m outside the Volkswagen exhibit at the auto show.   A man asks a young woman wearing a Volkswagen shirt, is Volkswagen building any new diesel engines?   She said she didn’t know.

Enter the very single man with all this information on tap.

I chased the man and the woman down and told them Volkswagen has no plans to build any diesel’s in the US AND they are planing to build electric cars in the near future.  The man’s face grew angry.   Over a little pollution that’s bull shit!  That’s alright, Trump will deal with this!   How do you feel about nuclear cars? he said angrily!    I said, I don’t know,we’ll have to wait and see?  His wife dragged him away.

Did I offend?


Tom Price: Flying Coach is for suckers

President Trump relocated and refurbished the swamp and those swampians (yes a new word)do not fly commercial.   I mean can you imagine standing in a security line with common taxpayers?  Those people with their off the rack clothing from Sears?

Enter Swampian, Tom Price

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Thomas Edmunds Price was a member of Congress from 2005 until earlier this year when he became our Health and Secretary Human Secretary.   He represented Georgia’s 6th Congressional district serving the northern suburbs of Atlanta.
Price was assistant professor of Orthopedic Surgery at Emory University in Atlanta. 
He was in private practice for 20 and was the director of the Orthopedic clinic at Atlanta’s Grady Memorial Hospital. 
A few weeks ago Politico learned Secretary Price had accumulated more than $400,000 in chartered jet for “official business”
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In 2009,Price, a fiscal conservative was very critical 


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of the OVERUSE of private planes.

Wayyy back in 2009 He Said

“This is just another example of fiscal responsibility run amok in Congress right now,” Price said of an effort to buy private planes to transport government officials, military and members of Congress.

Price defended himself on Fox News.  His travel practices as necessary for public health or combating emergencies. “Of the 11 trips over the last eight months, the majority of them were for the opioid crisis or the hurricanes,” Price said.

POLITICO has identified at least 10 distinct charter flights since May that were not related to either the opioid crisis or hurricane response, including flights to conferences in San Diego and Aspen, Colorado.

UPDATE:  Price’s generosity An HHS official said Thursday that Price would write a check for $51,887.31, which appears to cover the cost of his seat on chartered flights but not those of his staffers.      

On Thursday night, Politico reported that the White House approved Mr. Price’s flying on United States military aircraft to travel to Europe, Asia and Africa for official events, at a cost of more than $500,000. The military flights were approved by Joe Hagin, a White House deputy chief of staff, an administration official confirmed, and Raj Shah, a White House spokesman, said such travel “is sometimes an appropriate and necessary use of resources.”

Combined, the total cost to taxpayers for Mr. Price’s flights comes to more than $1 million, according to Politico.


Is Price, like Betsy DeVos afraid of the press? 

 Last May, Price was aggressively questioned in West Virginia by Public News Reporter Dan Hayman at the West Virginia State Capitol. Heyman wanted to ask Mr. Price about health care legislation the house had passed earlier to replace the Affordable Care Act.   Mr Heyman was arrested.   A criminal complaint released later said he had “tried aggressively to breach the security of the Secret Service” and was “causing a disturbance by yelling questions.”  He faced six months of Jail time.   Earlier this month the charges were dropped. 

At a commercial airport,  Mr Price would be accessible to the press, in addition to the Wal Mart shopping public.     

45 isn’t happy!

Monday, White House Spokesmouth, Sarah HUCKABEE Sanders said Price did not have permission and yesterday, The Donald said “he was not happy about the practice several of his Cabinet members have engaged in.   When asked if he would fire Price, he said, well see! 

Tommy Price has a couple of coins, at least for Georgia.  He’s doesn’t have Tyler Perry coinage, but enough to reimburse taxpayers.

Swampian Tendencies

The Don has a bad news day. yesterday.  While this isn’t news, one can say he was ruffed up.  His man in Alabama was beating by a gun touting, Gay hating, bible in government prechin, Dream Act slammin Republican.  The Reporters went all in on da Prez he of course went all in on the NFL.  Nuclear War with Korea is further down the list.  Then there were questions about Price flying charter and other illustrious members of his esteemed cabinet.

So far they all have Swampian Tendencies.

You Gotta Love, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and his International movie star wife Louise Linton

You know her? from her movie roles  in “Intruder” or “Crew 2 Crew”or her riveting performance as  Simone de Lille on CSI: New York Right?

I’ll stop playing, I ain’t never heard of her either!

When the star deplaned in one of the nations poorest states, she bragged about her designer outfit on Instagram.    Instagram user Jenni Miller, a mother of three from Oregon, took issue with the post, commenting, “Glad we could pay for your little getaway. #deplorable”     A small war of words ensued, picked up by the press and Linton reportedly closed her Instagram account.

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Swampian, Steven Mnuchin has a few coins,  $300 million.  He seems to have a fondness for  government Jets
He took one from ,New York City to Washington following a news conference with President Trump last month at Trump Tower.  Another with his wife to Louisville, Kentucky to attend a luncheon and visit the nation’s gold vault at Fort Knox, where they viewed the solar eclipse.
Mnuchin’s office also requested a government jet fly him and the lovely Linton on a honeymoon trip to Europe this summer.    The Pentagon says, the  C-37, a military-outfitted version of the Gulfstream V executive jet, has a reimbursable rate of up to $10,000 an hour.
Swampian, EPA chief Scott Pruitt, spent 25K to sound proof his office. 

The Prez was Embarrassed ! 


Will he fire Price?


News at 11








He blabbed about their secret and she tried to mow him down in her Mercedes Benz

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Photo: Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office

This story has the ingredients to fill a segment on “Jerry Springer”


Jupiter Florida mom AND Mercedes Benz owner. 58 year old Kathleen Regina Davis

HAD an affair with her daughters husband !  Yes, Yess Yessssss

Her 33 year old son in law (soon to be EX) told her daughter of the affair!

Kathleen wants him to DIE!

She blames him for ruining her relationship with her daughter and she is beyond mad!

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Someone is in denial

On Sept 20th 

She drove to his Crestdale Street home and allegedly tossed several eggs at his residence and vehicles.


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When the Palm Beach Gardens police arrived, they saw Mommy in law driving in circles in the front yard of the house while attempting to hit her former lover with her Mercedes.

He told police he was nearly hit by the Mercedes “multiple times”

I wanted to run him over and I wanted him to DIE!!! is what Kathleen told Police.

Davis is facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill and was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on Sept. 22 after posting a $3,000 bond.


This sounds perfect for the ID channel

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Murder by Mercedes 

Mercedes Dearest?

Bent by da Benz? 

These are all lame, So will end here.

Your Welcome


Don’t Do It!

We know Common Sense is anything but common.

Somepeople, (lets hope they aren’t anyone you know)  have appeared as clowns at movie theaters all over the world dressed as clowns. 

Listen, my screaming began as I was buying the ticket.  Being the manly man I am,  I continued to scream throughout the movie.  Last week, if someone sat next to me wearing a clown suite.  They may have entered the theater looking like Pennywise however, they would have looked like someone else when they left. . 

Say Ivanka Trump!

 A twitter user has shared a terrifying photo of a clown who gatecrashed a screening of It

From the UK Sun 

People dressed as clowns have been lurking in cinemas to see It… and viewers are freaking out

It villain Pennywise is an iconic horror character who has started to become too real for comfort for some people

That’s because a handful of jokers have decided that the horror film would be more enjoyable to watch if they went along to the cinema in full clown gear.

Naturally, this has led to some terrifying encounters in dark cinemas, where It fans have unexpectedly come face-to-face with the nightmare villain.

Taking to Twitter, a man going by the name of Chris spooked out fellow horror fanatics when he shared a picture of what was waiting for him inside the cinema.



CityFella (still screaming)