Hey Pot, get out much?


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I could go on for hours about the Pot’s (President Trump) racists comment for hours, but you and I don’t have that kind of time.

Racism in any form is unacceptable. Freshman, Congresswoman, Iihan Omar, the first Somali American elected to the house.  Her anti-semitic comments are not welcome. as she represents all Americans in her district.

Speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi called on her to apologize.

On Tuesday, Pot said Omar should resign or be barred from serving on congressional committees as punishment for her remarks on Israel.   Pot’s Vice President, said Omar’s apology was inadequate

House Majority Leader Steny Hover said Omar would not lose her assignments.

Nancy Pelosi dismissed the GOP calls for Omar’s punishment.  She said the GOP was not coming from a place with clean hands.   She reminded a reporter from CNN of Pot’s anti-Semitic comments and said:

“I think the administration owes a public apology for some of the things that were said there. As I heard the president speaking this morning, all that was going through my mind was “Jew-S-A, Jew-S-A” at his rallies that he never distanced himself from. They shouldn’t go down this path, they do not have clean hands.”

Yesterday, Omar responded to Pot, accusing him of “trafficking” in hate and intolerance.

“Think before you Tweet”

One of Omar critics is House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.  Last year, he Tweeted

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The tweet included a video featuring McCarthy discussing George Soros, Tom Steyer and former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, all Jewish men who are significant donors to Democratic campaigns and causes.

It invoked a stereotype about the Jewish faith that has long been considered to be an anti-Semitic dog whistle popular among the alt-right, and it’s a tactic that the president himself was accused of employing in his 2016 campaign

McCarthy denied expressing anti-Semitic undertones in a now-deleted tweet he posted before last year’s midterms that warned of three prominent Jewish Democratic donors trying to “buy” the election.

CityFella

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Adventures in Blackface: Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam Apologized about the picture Friday, Not so sure on Saturday


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We all have bad days………

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is having a bad week.  This week, the embattled governor has been asked to resign after pictures of him in blackface and in a Klu Klux Klan surfaced.

The 1984 pictures was on his personal page when he was a student at the Eastern Virginia Medical School.

After apologizing on Friday,

 “I am deeply sorry for the decision I made to appear as I did in this photo and for the hurt that decision caused then and now,” Northam said. “This behavior is not in keeping with who I am today and the values I have fought for throughout my career in the military, in medicine and in public service.”

He said he wasn’t resigning.

Epiphany Saturday

In a press conference today.  The Governor says THAT AIN’T HIM IN THE PICTURE!

Actual Wording:  “He does not believe its him”

In fact, he is considering using “facial recognition to prove HE is not the one in blackface.  As for the Klan get up, well…….

The New York Times wrote, the Gov is planning to call his medical school classmates to jog their memories (Is it me, are you sure?)

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With so many gems from his press conference.    Including his win in a Talent show as Michael Jackson. Were he does remember darkening  his skin ,on a black man who’s skin doesn’t need darkening!   BTW, he knows how to “moonwalk”   I am sure the people at Saturday Night Live (not live tonight) hope he doesn’t resign this week. There is simply too much material .      Did you hear the one about the Virginia governor……………

Members of his Party has asked him to resign including Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, Virginia Republicans have joined them.

Two blackface stories in a week 

This women believed she would be more effective telling a story to children about Africa in Blackface

Victory Christian School Black Face

Click on link below for full story

https://sacratomatovillepost.com/2019/01/31/a-teachable-moment-in-blackface/

CityFella

Facebook Mother of the Year


Thirty three year old Caitlyn Alyse Hardy was arrested on Wednesday by the Sumter County South Carolina Sheriff’s Office after seeing a video on Facebook of Hardy pouring water on face of her nine month daughter.  The video was uploaded on Jan 26.

“Payback for waking me up all kinda times of da night”

Was the the caption on Hardy’s Facebook page along with emoji’s of a baby and smiling face with tears of joy.

In the video, she was laughing as she poured water on her child as she slept in her crib.  Her child woke up after the second dousing.

The Sheriff’s department charged Hardy with cruelty to children and the department has notified the county’s social service department.

Build the Wall with Porn Fees?


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Miss Gail says yes………

Arizona State Representative Gail Griffin, wants a wall and wants to charge Arizonans twenty bucks to look at porn on the net.

If her proposed House Bill 2444 passes, Arizona would require companies that make or sell electronic devices in the Grand Canyon State to install software that blocks porn.

To remove the block,you just need to prove that your 18 and give them a non-stick twenty.  Payable to the Arizona Commerce Authority.

The money would go into a newly created account called the John McCain Human Trafficking and Child Exploitation Fund and the mo-nay would be used to build a big beautiful border wall between Mexico and Arizona.  To keep those super cars unique to Met-he-co and those the duct taped women (that no person working at the border has seen before) and those gang member out of Arizona .

Only in the mind of the Trumpster would terrorist choose to fly into Mexico where there are walls instead of wall-less Canada. .

Other legislators, from states more than a thousand miles from the Mexican border are proposing state taxes to help the President with his vision.

As they say in Venezuela, buena suerte !

CityFella

I wanna be buried in See’s Buttercream Chocolate


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Originally Printed April 17, 2006

I’m not planning to die soon and I gave this five minutes of thought

(so it must be perfect RIGHT!)

I want to be placed in the coffin naked, then I want Mother See’s Buttercream Chocolate poured up to my botton lip.

Apologizing in advance to the pallbearers.

If we do come back-I want soft skin (the buttercream) and I may need a snack (yes I’m dead-try thinking inside the box-okay!) and what’s better than chocolate.

Please surround my casket with a lot of Grant’s Ant Stakes.

I want the same carriage as the sista in the movie ” Imitation of Life”

And while I am fond of Sacramento ,its too bloody hott. I want the carriage to be pulled about the Tenderloin of San Francisco. In Sac, no one would slow down to notice, in fact someone would try to run the carriage off the road. In San Francisco, the sight of the carriage might reform a crack whore. A July day, would be about 63 in the City.

My memorial would be held at Bimbo’s or some comedy club. Visitors would be required to wear bright colors and like powdered blue or lime green. and y’all know someone will wear red. Attendees will be instructed to throw Twinkies at people who arrive in Black or Navy Blue.

Jokes, jokes, and more jokes told at my expense, the more embarrassing the better. The only tears I want at my event are tears brought on by ruckus laughter. Pre-split Twinkies are to be thrown at people telling sad stories.

Everyone attending will receive a small box of See’s Candy, those people who have sensitive teeth and have difficulty chewing will receive a box of nuts and chews.

I was Certified Crazy and Weird before I died and I want my friends and family to remember.

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President Trumps last pitch for Wall, or Fence or Poster


Sarah Huckabee Sanders was smacked down by Fox News, Chris Matthews on Sunday.

After a humiliating blow to Senate Republicans, Mitch McConnell is giving the Prez a big FU!    He isn’t sending anything unless its pre-signed by the Prez.

The Republican Senators up for re-election next year are defecting to the dark side (The Democrats) by the hour wanting the Government to reopen.

Today  the Billionaire who has probably never been in a Supermarket .says he can feel the pain of the people who aren’t getting paid this week.  “I can relate, and I’m sure that the people that are on the receiving end will make adjustments — they always do — and they’ll make adjustments,” 

2 day, Da Prez is going on TV to save face.   The deal maker who has filed bankruptcy a half a dozen times ,who has lost millions because someone dared to remove his name from a Casino is  going to take 10 minutes to tug at your heart strings and why we need a partial wall to protect us from Godzilla, and Spongeball Square Pants.

Expect, spontaneous facts, and could be truths.  The Press will not be able to harass the Prezy Poo with silly insulting questions.  Real Facts or Fake News is to be avoided at all costs.  So well just have to take his word……

No one can fact check him later today . The fact that there is no evidence that Terrorist enter via our southern borders, they Fly Southwest and United with your nana.   Things like How could a partial wall, or poster protect us when it is estimated 35 billion dollars is needed to fully protect us?   Can’t someone simply walk around a partial wall, fence or poster. So, if I were a drug merchant, rapist, or terrorist, wouldn’t it be more advantageous to simply walk were the wall, fence or poster isn’t?  (the world is spinning)

No one mention Mexico, let forget the chants, the promise that American needn’t worry our collective heads as Meh-he-co was paying for it!   OMG that was sooo 20-sixteen!  I-phone seven or eight ewwww !

emergency nounoften attributive

Definition of emergency 

  1. an unforeseen combination of circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action
  2. an urgent need for assistance or relief (the mayor declared a state of emergency after the flood)

According to Prezy.  We are in wall state of Emergency

But there are questions, that won’t be asked……………

Why is it an emergency in 2018/2019?

Why wasn’t it important, two years ago, when the Republicans controlled both houses?


Later in the week he is going to the border to pick out the bad guys against the wishes of his adviser in chief  Ann Coulter who said in a tweet: Trump GOING TO THE BORDER is beyond moronic.  Does he need to meet with a cancer patient before deciding to fund cancer research?”

Its all about his base, bout his base, bout his base, no treble!

He WAS prepared to go the distance.  To partially honor is campaign promise.  Some members  of his Party said, you can go the distance, alone.  He doesn’t mind getting push back from California, Wisconsin, and New York, they can all kick rocks.   But his base in Kentucky, West Virginia, Montana, who are hanging in with him with the Chinese Tariffs. (ouch) However if the government remains closed through next month, some of his base wont receive food stamps, wont receive farm subsidies.   He loves his base, as they unlike the rest of us, love him unconditionally and he needs their support.   I think the wall goes…

 

News at 11

CityFella

 

Kwazy Town “It’s our Prezy Poo” (Midterm Edition)


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Disclaimer:  If your a died hard supporter of the Prez ,this is “Fake News” so continue at your own risk!

 

Reporters at the White House said he was a bit off yesterday, pacing back and forth.

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Wednesday, November 7th 2018

For the First time in nearly two years America Exhaled

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https://sacratomatovillepost.com/2018/11/07/exhale/

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You can watch the entire Shit Show on You Tube 

You may have to watch this  Four minute video twice  

Today, someone in the Trump Administration said CNN’s Jim Acosta attacked the aid.  So far the fake news media (with one exception) says Trump’s version of the video was altered (so SIT down!)

When Prezy Poo doesn’t like the direction of the media.  He creates new news. Yesterday, he was successful in changing the narrative.   Instead of talking about the historical mid term elections where were more women ,Native Americans and Muslims and gays were elected to office.  We talked about the dismissal of Jeff Sessions.   Well Done!

Prezy, likes to be in control.  His insecurity guarantee there are more Krazy days ahead.

CityFella