What Is the Average Penis Size? Science Has the Answer

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From: Men’s Health/April 2018

When erect, average penis size swells to 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference. Penis size is one of the most common sources of insecurity for men. Though how much you’re packing downstairs is in no way indicative of one’s character, many perceive this to be the case, and there’s no telling how many men have purchased sports cars, motorcycles, or phallus-shaped yachts in an effort to add a few extra inches to their manhood.

Regardless of how well endowed you may be, we know that at some point you’ve unfurled a tape measure and tallied just how big you are below the belt. You know your measurements, now how well do you stack up?

According to a review conducted at King’s College London and published in the British Journal of Urology International, the average penis size may not be as big as you think, a revelation that is sure to make every man feel a little better about their member.

Researchers combed through 17 studies that examined the penis size of more than 15,000 men. They found that the average flaccid penis length—from the base to the opening on the tip—was 3.6 inches, and the circumference, measured around the base or mid-shaft, was 3.7 inches. When erect, average penis size swells to 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference.

Wonder how you fit in? Here’s some more context: Guys in the 95th percentile for erect length—meaning out of 100 men, only five would have longer penises—measured about 6.3 inches. Men in the 5th percentile averaged about 4 inches. In other words, anything between around 4 inches and 6.3 inches when erect covers 90 percent of guys.

Anything between around 4 inches and 6.3 inches when erect covers 90 percent of guys.

The researchers also explored some of the most common “indicators” of penis size to see if there was an actual connection. Height was slightly related, meaning that the taller men were, the larger their erect penises tended to be—but only to a small extent, says study author David Veale, M.D.

On the other hand, other measurements that have been thought to point to penis size were actually pretty useless. Factors like a guy’s weight, length of his index figure, and foot size weren’t consistently predictive.

Even if your penis size is a little shorter than average, that’s no reason to worry: “That’s not an issue to 85 percent of women,” says Dr. Veale. In fact, women might actually prefer smaller penises. Bigger isn’t always better.

Wherever you fall on the penis spectrum, you can maximize your pleasure by picking the best sex positions for every penis size. No sports cars or motorcycles required

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Geezer Logic

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It sucks to be Mark Zuckerberg these days.  Facebook’s data breech, the Russians, fake News, his company has failed America.   His punishment is appearing in front of the Senate Commerce and Judiciary Committees.  He has to sit through hours of requests and questions and not appear to be condescending or superior to members of the Committee.   From individuals who know very little about Facebook and technology in general.  Hours of questioning and not laugh out loud. We have a few of their questions for your entertainment.

The average age of  members of the Senate  is “63”. Mark Zuckerberg is 33 (he could pass for 16)  like most men his age, he has been exposed to computing and technology his entire life.    While there are many honorable, intelligent men and women in the US Senate. Most of them have very limited knowledge of computing and get by with assistance of their staff .  Some cant turn their machines on or off without assistance .

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Facebook is fourteen years old

The median age of the current US Senators in office is 63.

(they were 49 years old when Facebook began)

Mark Zuckerberg’s Punishment

Senator Dianne Feinstein of California, Chuck Grassley of Iowa, Orin Hatch of Utah, Richard Shelby of Alabama,  Jim Inholf of Oklahoma,  Pat Roberts of Kansas, Barbara Mikulski of Maryland,  John McCain of Arizona are all in their eighties.   

Senator Hatch asked with Facebook being free, the Senator wanted to know how it made money?

Its Unlikely, these Senators can turn their PC.’s off without unplugging them 

17 Senator are in their Seventies

Senator Bill Nelson of Florida asked, “What if I didn’t want ads for chocolate?” 

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This silly question, took Zuckerberg by surprise. When  Vermont’s Senator Patrick Leahy asked ” These unverified divisive pages are on Facebook today *gestures to print out* are you able to confirm whether they are Russian-created groups?  Yes or No?”

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Zuckerberg wasn’t able to answer this question because.  He obviously isn’t familiar with every single piece of content currently on Facebook. The act of printing out a handful of specific Facebook pages and asking Zuckerberg to identify whether they are co-ordinated by Russians is simply silly, though it did lead to some clarity from Zuckerberg, who explained people running ad campaigns will now need to verify their identity on the site. 

38 Senators are in their Sixties

South Carolina Senator, Lindsay Graham asked “Is Twitter the same as what you do?”

Congressman Billy Long of Missouri, asked “What was Facemash and was it still up and running?”  Facemash was an early Zuckerberg project in which users compared two photos of women and picked which was hotter. But Zuckerberg started Facemash from his dorm room 15 years ago and Harvard shut it down within days.

Senator Roy Blunt of Missouri said, ” My son  Charlie (13) is dedicated to instagram so he’d want to be sure I mentioned him while I was hear with you. 

West Virginia Senator Shelley Moore Capito asked, “Would you bring fiber because we don’t have connectivity” 

Georgia Congressman Buddy Carter asked, “Did you know that the Motion Picture Association of America is having problems with piracy and this is challenging their existence?”

23 Senators are in their fifties 

13 Senators are in their forties 

Hawaii Senator, Brian Schatz asked “If I’m emailing within WhatzApp…Does that inform your advertisers?”  The senator didn’t know WhatzApp is a chat, not an email platform.  

Schatz follows up:  “Let’s say I’m emailing within WhatzApp , do I get a Black Panther banner ad?”   and then says “Come on my man, come on”

Senator Maria Cantwell of Washington asked, “Some people refer to ( Peter Thiel ‘s startup Palantir) as Stanford Analytica . Do you agree? ”   There are some who believe Cambridge Analyica’s data gathering was the brainchild of a Palantir employee, as recent media reports have said. There’s no particular reason to think Zuckerberg would know the answer to either of her questions, and he said he didn’t.

Tom Cotton from Arkansas at 39 is the youngest Senator.

 

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As in all the hearings. There are some Senator’s who are genuinely concerned and have staff who help them construct intelligent questions.  Then there are others, who simply wanna tell that little punk off for their constituents in HD.  The Challenge for the majority of the members in the senate is understanding  technology.

Disclosure:  I’m a baby boomer in my sixties.  Many of my contemporaries struggle with technology.  For some  are forced against every thing we know as holy to use these contraptions.  Work, Travel, and god help us if we are unemployed and looking for work.  Are you Linkedin? Shoot me an e-mail.   Boomers are the ones who cant get online at the hotel or airport.   Once weve finally mastered the process, they change it.  The young celebrate changes in technology. Boomers go into shock, like what the fuck now.?    

I’m sure their were some who considered suicide, after Microsoft dropped its long running and popular Windows XP operating system.   I know of a few men who continue to spend big bucks to keep old Betsy running.  Hanging on to a twelve year old  HP laptop, because it’s familiar and serve their needs. 

 I have twenty something friends who keep me fresh.  They’ve threaten to re-arrange the pills in my daily case should I ask a lame question.  With their help, I’ve embraced technology , you tube is my friend. I’ve used their videos to repair my pc’s .  Many of my younger friends don’t own PC or tablets, their smartphones meet their needs.   

Facebook is for old people.  Its time to leave any site where your parents can friend you.   The kids have been trying to wean me from Facebook.   Now that my newly retired seventy something brother has embraced Facebook, I may be leaving.   As he comments on my every post.  #Mommy # Ihatemyfblife .  He insist we read everything he reads.  #blockinghimsoon  The lets make this go Viral posts” requests are  not coming from the kids, its coming from their parents and great, great,great grandparents.   #yikes #killmenow 

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The Weather Service predicts STORM clouds around the White House

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 Attack the Country/Raid Michael Cohen’s offices-its the same thing believe me!  

 “It’s a disgraceful situation. … I’ve been saying it for a long time. I have this witch hunt constantly going on.”

“It’s an attack on our country, in a true sense,” Trump declared. “It’s an attack on what we all stand for.”

“This is the most biased group of people, these people have the biggest conflicts of interest I’ve ever seen,” the president said. “Democrats all — or just about all, either Democrats or a couple of Republicans that worked for President Obama,” Trump said. “They’re not looking at the other side. They’re not looking at the Hillary Clinton.

 

 The Prez says the Democrats are after him

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All the people involved are Proud Republicans most of whom HE appointed

 Attorney General Jeff Sessions who recused himself for the Russia Probe.  Robert Muller is a Republican ,Deputy General Rod Rosenstein

Last January,  Jeff Sessions appointed Geoffrey S. Berman to the office of the Southern District in New York . This office executed the search warrants and seized the privileged communications from Michael Cohen.  Mr. Berman is a former law partner of Rudolph W. Giuliani, a former New York mayor and a supporter of Mr. Trump.

Update: Geoffrey Berman was recused from the investigation before FBI agents raided Cohen’s offices and home.  Last year, President Trump personally interviewed Berman for the position. A President doesn’t normally interview potential candidates.  Trump Tower is in the Southern District. Berman donated $5400, to Trump’s Campaign.

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I’m not sure if President Obama or Hillary Clinton ever met  Stormy Daniels.  Michael Cohen knew her well enough to give her $130,000  just because.   He even took out a loan to pay her.  To get that loan, did he tell the bank, the money was for renovations or Stormy?

After weeks of being silent about the weather.  Last week the Prez told the press he didn’t know  any thing about a payment to Stormy?

“Storm Clouds”

Bank Fraud? Wire Fraud? Campaign Finance Violation? 

Banks don’t usually require much explanation from customers about how they use such credit lines. However, Cohen may have been asked to provide explanation for the large-dollar transfers he made when he moved the money to a shell company and then to a lawyer for Daniels.

To obtain a search warrant, prosecutors must convince a federal judge that agents are likely to discover evidence of criminal activity.

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DAMM! DAMM! DAMM!

The Prez may have put the investigation into high gear when he said, he didn’t know anything about any payment to Stormy.   Leaving his mouth piece, vulnerable and possibly jeopardizing Cohen’s freedom and his career.   The problem for the prez, should he fire Muller, this investigation will continue.

 The Prez believes the raid on his attorney is like an attack to the country!
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The Real Housewives of New York s10 ep1 A Home is still A Home unless its on Montauk Highway

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Disagreements, the Countess in black face, dog pee in HD and this is the first episode of the season.   Does this mean Bravo’s season 10 curse ends in New York?

Bravo’s older franchises Orange County and in Atlanta are in desperate need of retooling.  New and fresh faces.    Bravo through everything at Atlanta. Bringing Kim and Nene back, and having three friends.  The result was zero.   Its still the number uno franchise but its rating are slipping.

New York isn’t as popular as Atlanta or New Jersey, but in the last few years its been the best of all the US Housewives franchises. (Yes, the real Housewives is global)    Smart and funny, its has its drama and its share of confrontations.  However, unlike most of the housewives (Atlanta, New Jersey , Potomac and Beverly Hills) the issues are resolved and not dragged out for an entire season.

Last night, they brought us up to date with the ladies.   Tinsley $$$$$ has moved out of Sonja townhouse of wayward housewives into a hotel.  She doesn’t cook and cleaning? Who does that?   She has a little dog and we get to see the pee before someone from the hotel clean it up.    Distance, ended her whirlwind romance with Scott.       Mooving on.

Carole is working out and preparing the run a marathon.  She  and Adam are over.  How so nevah the friendship is on, he brings her coffee every day and every now in then they have sex. How Modern!

Sexy Sonja, has taken time off to take care of herself.  She got on anti-depressants but didn’t like the way they made her feel .  She and young “Frencny” have parted ways and she seem to have hitched her cart to the ever patient Rocco.

Ramona, is still in the middle her life renovations, single,sixty and dating .

Dorinda is Dorinda. She’s planning a costume party and plans to be Lady Gaga. She orders a copy of Gaga’s famous bubble dress online, and discovers its more of a bubble kit. Fortunately, this is New York  she knew someone at Saturday Night Lives costume department who agrees to assemble the dress for her.

Luann could very well have as news crew following her.  Her life post Tom,has keep the gossip rags lights burning at night.  Tom was the cad everyone thought he was and  I’m sure the people at Bravo are seething!     First, they weren’t allowed to film the controversial and then the Countess divorced Tom after the reunion.  It sounds like the ladies reached out to her after the divorce, everyone except Carole and she’s pissed about that!  Right now she is Manhattan Homeless and has to find a new place on the Isle.  Not sure if she is returning to Sonja Townhouse of Wayward Housewives.  She thinks Sonja has been talking to the press about her life.   So I’m gonna guess no.

We have to bow down to Bethenny, who walked the walk.  Instead of sitting on her stacks of cash and watching  the devastation in Houston and Puerto Rico.   She got involved and made a difference.     She was one of the first responders in Puerto Rico, she found away around the red tape, and she didn’t just write a check.  She went with the plane and helped distribute the supplies. Bethenny found others to physically and financially help her, while the government was printing forms.   She got the supplies to the desperate Americans who needed assistance.   Tinsley donated 10 grand and Ramona donated 3 grand.

“If you want DRAMA throw a party”

Drink?  Dorinda as Lady Gaga is pissed at Sonja who came as Lucy with Rocco. She didn’t didn’t make the rounds and chatted with the other women and worse, didn’t greet our Bubbled hostess, which pissed Dorinda off.    Yeah, Sonja was rude and if she didn’t hear Dorinda mention it she had to feel the spray from Dorinda.  Everyone knows to bring an umbrella when Dorinda’s drunk.

.LuAnn comes in as Diana Ross, with an oversized afro and was sprayed in blackface.  The party was the PERFECT place to air her differences with Carole.

Carole, who was dressed like an aviator.

Lets be clear, our Ramona is a snob.  If its ins’t in the right neighborhood, isn’t trendy, it isn’t for her.   One of things that work for the #RHONY ladies.  Most have known each other for ten years or longer. So even a drunk Bethenny ,should know better.  But this is reality TV and they are drunk.

Most of us know Bethenny from the early seasons when she was living by her fingernails trying to get her business off the ground .   She had gone from the poorest New York housewife to the wealthiest.  Mazel Tov !

With her wealth has made her superior to the other ladies to the point of being obnoxious.

She has bought a place in the Hampton’s.  On Montauk Highway.  Ramona has a place in the Hamptons and Montauk isn’t a place she’d want to live.  She and Bethenny have a stupid ass pissing match about the address.   Ramona like Bethenny is an alpha female t. and she is NOT backing down.  When Ramona says, “I know about real estate,” Bethenny comes back ,, “You have an apartment and a house in the Hamptons. I have five properties.” Ramona doesn’t have Bethennys stacks, but she has had money longer.   Bethenny goes deeper  To make her point. “When you start being successful at something, call me.”

Ramona is a bad azz bitch !   She has started several businesses.  Seeing what her mother went through, she wanted her own money.!   No man was going to tell her what to do and control her !    After the love of her life cheated on her and they divorced.    Ramona, was/is broken but when it came to her funds,she  came out on top.  She is not only renovating the East side apartment she shared with her hubby of more than 20 years, she renovated her Hamptons home and the sixty year old is dating..   Put Ramona in a corner and she will punch low and hard.    Leaving Bethenny playing the victim   ON the cruelness level ,they are about even.    This was stupid….   Everyone return to your homes where ever the location.

From the clips, this season looks good and maybe just maybe it will break Bravo’ Season 10 curse.

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Portrait of a Hypocrite: An Outspoken Supporter of the #MeToo Movement failed to Protect her female aid from her male Chief of Staff

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“For too long, the culture in Washington has accepted entirely unacceptable behavior,” . “That needs to change — period.” (Novemeber 2017) Elizabeth Esty

 

“You better fucking  reply to me or I will fucking kill you,” Tony Baker (Esty Chief of Staff) said in the May 5, 2016, recording left for Anna Kain, a former Esty aide Baker had once dated.

According to e-mail optained by the Washington Post, the Congresswomen found out about the episode within a week.  She also spoke to Kain on May 11, emails show; Kain said she provided detailed allegations that Baker had punched, berated and sexually harassed her in Esty’s Capitol Hill office throughout 2014, while she worked as Esty’s senior adviser.

Kain and Baker met in Esty’s office following her 2012 election. They dated casually in 2013 before being promoted to senior adviser and chief of staff, respectively, in early 2014.

Baker did not leave for three months. By his last day on Aug. 12, according to documents Esty provided to The Post, he and Esty had co-written a positive recommendation letter he could use in a job search and signed a legal document preventing her from disparaging him or discussing why he left. Baker went on to work for Sandy Hook Promise, the gun-control group created after the 2012 shooting in Esty’s district. He was dismissed from the group this week after The Post contacted him.

Tony Baker received five thousand dollars in severance pay.

According to Kain’s petition for a restraining order, Baker punched her in the back and “repeatedly screamed” at her in Esty’s office while threatening to retaliate professionally if she reported his behavior. She did not tell Esty or the House Ethics Committee out of fear for her safety, her petition stated.

Kain told The Post that she was so anxious about imperiling her boss’s chance of reelection that she removed her cellphone from the House’s WiFi network so that she could privately look up how to report misconduct to the Ethics Committee.

“I was 24 and doing a job that I believed in for an institution I was proud to be a part of,” Kain said Thursday in an interview. “But I was being severely abused and had nowhere to turn. Nobody talked about things like this. I was suffering and thought it was weakness.”

On May 5, 2016, Baker called Kain approximately 50 times and said he would “find her” and “kill her,” she alleged in the petition.

Ricci disputed that Baker punched Kain but did not challenge her other allegations. He said that Baker was too intoxicated at the time to remember leaving the message and that he offered to resign after Esty learned what had happened. The congresswoman said Baker never offered his resignation.

Baker was barred from working out of Esty’s Capitol Hill office starting on July 24, 2016, according to the separation agreement, which required Esty to serve as a reference in his job search outside of Washington. A draft letter of recommendation from Esty that was attached to the agreement praised his “considerable skills.”

Baker accompanied the congresswoman to the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia from July 25 to 28 before sending a departing email to colleagues on Aug. 12.

A spokeswoman for Sandy Hook Promise declined to comment on Baker’s departure this week.

In retrospect, Esty said she dealt with the situation poorly. She said she plans to reimburse the U.S. Treasury for what she described as the roughly $5,000 Baker received in severance. She also plans to improve how she runs her office.

“What I did was not good enough and it didn’t protect [my staff] enough,” Esty said Monday in an interview at her home in Cheshire, Conn. “ . . . I’m hopeful now with this conversation and this coming out that I’ll be able to be much more direct and help other people in Congress understand the risks they are placing their staff at when they don’t think they are.”

Esty said she plans to advocate for greater accountability in how congressional offices are managed.

 

Honda: Ugly at no additional charge?

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I like Honda”s, the company builds very competent vehicles that do most things well.    While Mazda’s are more fun to drive, Honda are more livable and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend any Honda.

The Honda Accord has been around for more than four decades.  No car, Mercedes Benz, BMW,has appeared on Car and Drivers Magazine’s “10 Best” more than the Honda Accord. It has won many award all over the world.

The Accord was the first Japanese car manufactured in America.  For nearly ten years the Honda Accord has been the second best selling car in the United States, only behind the Toyota Camry.   While more people are buying SUV’s than passengers cars.  The Accord remains very important to Honda.

For 2018, The Accord and Toyota Camry are all new.  Japanese cars are typically conservatively styled. No extreme curves or creases.   This year, the gloves are off, as the two vehicles attempt to slow the slide of market share.

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2018 Toyota Camry: America's Favorite Sedan Is All-New

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The news has been good for Toyota. The Camry sales are up nearly 13% for the year.    Sales for the Honda Accord, the car that won the prestigious North American Car of the Year and The Canadian Car of the Year, is down nearly 15%

Could it be the wrapper?  

I think the stylist at Honda have lost their way.  First at Acura its luxury brand.  It seemed the stylist focused all their attention on the front of the car with its complex lighting and slabs of chrome.

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Honda revealed the new corporate grill in the 2016 Honda Civic.

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A thick and heavy piece of chrome with an “H” in the center.   The saving grace for the Civic is it’s unique rear lighting.  Charles Fleming of the Los Angeles Times said the Civic was bland.  While there was love for the performance of the top spec Civic Type “R”. few had positive words for its styling.   Saying the car was overdone with “too much of everything”

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Car and Driver said: The Type R’s flaws are plain to see for anyone over the age of 19. The designers appear to have drawn inspiration from fly swatters, anime hairstyles, and suspicious growths. And the interior team must have used their year’s allotment of red Sharpies coloring the seats and the lower half of the steering wheel, because they all but stopped at the B-pillar, dressing the rear only with perfunctory red stitching and belts. On the upside, think of all the money you’ll save when you can’t find a more garish fiberglass body kit for your Honda.

Which brings us back to the Accord.   Last summer Kelly Pleskot of Motor Trend asked its readers was the New Accord Refreshing or Revolting ? Christian Wardlaw of the New York  thought the Accord  looked sensational, especially in comparison to what will be its primary competitor, the new 2018 Toyota Camry. Dan Wise of  the  St Louis Post Dispatch  Said the styling is polarizing.     Car and Driver says:  It’s certainly the most elegant-looking Accord since the sleek, pop -up headlight model ,from the late 1980s, and its body thankfully avoids much of the surface excitement that plagues the latest Civic. The front-end styling has proved polarizing among our ranks, but from any other angle, it’s undeniably a handsome piece.

DESIGNERS NEEDED STAT!

Apply at the Honda Design Center in Cailfornia

 

Its likely the face of the Accord, will be refreshed for next year.   However the sales year isn’t over and waiting in the wings is the 2019 Nissan Altima (the 3rd best selling midsize car) which should arrive at dealership early summer.

There are cracks over at Honda.   Sales have slowed for the (10th generation) Civic now in its third year. It is slightly ahead of the Toyota Corolla(11th generation) now in its fifth year.

Sales are also down for the Honda’s best selling vechicle CR-V (5th generation) in its second year is down nearly 19% for the year while sales are up for the Nissan Rouge (2nd generation) 20% in its fifth year in production  The Toyota Rav4 is the best selling SUV in the US.  The fourth generation is now its its sixth year.  The fifth generation is due to hit the showrooms this summer.

The heat is ON!

.Mazda is quieting their vechicles to make them more competative.  Hyundai and Kia having raided Audi and BMW engineeers and designers, are preparing for their third act Genesis.

At the end of the day, what we drive is an extention of who we are and who wants to be bland?

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Stormy Daniels is a feminist hero

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And we owe it to her to give her the respect she deserves in her fight to break her silence

If American history has taught us one important lesson, it’s that sex scandals — in all their forms — can be more powerful than whispers of corruption when it comes to pushing a politician out of office.

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While this isn’t always the case, it seems to be true more times than not. Blame it on the country’s puritanical roots, America’s obsession with private lives or the increasing intolerance for abusive men in positions of power. When one’s sex life becomes public knowledge, and it reflects poorly on that person’s character, it’s likely their days in office are numbered. This trend dates back centuries. As every Lin-Manuel Miranda fan knows, Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton had an affair while married. A journalist exposed him after he served in office, but he still had to issue a public apology, which reportedly harmed his reputation and future in politics. Then there’s Bill Clinton, who set a new standard of what the implications are when you lie about an affair under oath.

 

When news broke that adult film star Stephanie Clifford (whose stage name is Stormy Daniels) allegedly had an affair with President Donald Trump in 2006 while he was married to Melania Trump, gasps and glimmers of real hope arrived for many who are utterly exhausted by Trump’s misogyny, racism and bullying. Unlike the many would-be scandals that have followed Trump all the way into the Oval Office, Clifford has a real chance at thwarting Trump’s position of power.

Click on the Link below to Salon.com for the rest of the story

https://www.salon.com/2018/03/18/stormy-daniels-is-a-feminist-hero/