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The Real Housewives of New York S9 Ep16 “O Mexico”


After a year ,Mexico is finally happening.  Last year’s trip was cancelled due to Bethenny’s illness. This year we find her sick (likely brought on by Ramona) with the flu, but she’s pressing on.

Speaking of Ramona, decided to do a chemical peel or  something to her face before the trip making her look as if she had been attacked by a slapping machine.

In Mexico, Carole wants real Mexican food in Mexico from Taco Bell (where is that slapping machine?)  Meanwhile Bethenny wants a Slurpee in the worst way ! oy vay!

New Digs Old Bitches! 

Bethenny is not playing this time.  Everyone  is tired of Sonja and Ramona, running in and taking the best rooms.  Bethhenny has planned around the S&R fuckery where everyone is to draw straws.

In the Villa, the two are off, ignoring everyone and up to their old tricks of taking the best room.  Sick or not this is Bethenny’s gig, and those bitches were going to be put down if she had anything to do with it.

Everything is not well, karma is a bitch. Sonja and Ramona pulls the highest numbers.  They know not to go after Bethenny and Carole and Luann who had a shitty room in the basement in Vermont.   Luck or unlucky was on Tinsely’s side, she had the first pick and the ladies, lead by Ramona went after her.   They felt since she is staying in Sonja house’s she would naturally want to trade.  But Tinsley, who had an issue with the two stayed firm.   Next stop LadyM (Dorinda). They went after her and right before she was about to cave, the Big bitch, Bethenny said no!

Oh the pain!  The PAIN!   Sonja said something about breaking a hip, Ramona is afraid she might die.    Ramona later turns in to whacko queen, wanting wait staff at her beck and call.  She snaps her fingers and demands that they unpack her shit.  Its all okay that she treats them poorly without a single thank you, because she “tipped them generously”

Sonja and Ramona, despite their antics are still the center of attention as the two sit alone in from of the other women, and the other housewives sit back trying to figure out what and who they are talking about.

Meanwhile Tinsley, is having a breakdown, because she found out that Page Six is running an item about what an ungrateful house guest she is.   This news could have only come from Sonja who has been leaking stories to page six about Dorinda and the other housewives   Tinsley is desperately trying to return to New York’s Social Scene, is concerned about negative press.  Forget her Florida rampage and being arrested.  Perhaps she and OJ will have a cooking show!   Let it go girl and move on!

Tipsy Woman

Diner with the housewives is dinner.  The ladies are more than an hour late for dinner. Dorinda stays in her room .  Bethenny still pissed about the rooms. She goes off on Sonja and Ramona .

Luann was a Countess a woman who could hold her liquor.  But tonight she may have been extra happy to get a great room and see the duo go up in flames.  But at one point we find Luann’s leg sticking out of a bush.   (She’s fallen and she can’t get out of the bush and she doesn’t seem to care)    Then she fall off a step, nearly face forward. Luann smiling as she lies in a bush on The Real Housewives of New York City

 

 

I nominate Luann D’ Agostino for best comedic performance by a Bravo housewife

Favorite Line of the Night from Bethenny: “Ramona could fuck up a wet dream!”

(And this is only day one)

 

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The Real Housewives of New York S9 Ep15 :Sonja Morgan doesn’t want have a Don King….


There are times I question why Sonja Morgan is relevant. She is at times a rumble fumble ball of confusion and delusion.  Then for a brief moment she reminds me why she is here.  She is charming, fun, and sexy. The only time she’s troubling is when the women crowd her attempting to make her relevant, as most except her for what she is which is genuinely sweet.

Last night we find Sonja on the table with her goodies blurred .  She in a salon called Romeo and Juliette to get a southern trim.  We learn that she thinks she’s allergic to Harry Dubin’s sperm.   Our wonderful Sonja is perfectly relaxed when she says ” I don’t want to be the only one who has a Don King down there”  Can you say DEAD!   That’s our Sonja.   She describes her pubic hair as a “pretty auburn blond-like a Madison Avenue blond.        ”Sonja want the world to know that,while she’s active, her southern hair is soft and that her bush is pigment free. Confirmed by the Doctor and the technician.   Fans can imagine her using the best hair conditioner in New York for her bush AND asking her suitor, “isn’t it soft?”   She tells the technician ,playing with a mans balls is like holding a baby hamster.  As the scene ends. she say’s I have the most buffed, puffed pussy there is,”   DEAD again, bring paddles!

Mexico

Bethenny is puling out all the stops for the trip to Mexico, and based on what she did in Vermont, this is going to be SERIOUS!

Everyone is Jazzed for the trip, however there is one nagging problem.   Bethenny has not officially invited Ramona.   Bethenny is hoping Ramona will come with Luann who is arriving later.  Bethenny has concerns that at one point during this well planned trip Ramona could fuck it up.  Meanwhile, Sonja and Ramona are traveling buddies, she loves Ramona, but thinks Ramona is wrong.

Ramona has been more than a loose cannon, this chick has lost her mind!   She’s on track for a minute then loses her way.  She apologizes and within seconds she crashes and burns.  Last week, she apologized to Bethenny via text and as soon as she arrives she tells people she doesn’t want any of Bethenny’s SkinnyGirl alcohol, she wants the good stuff.

LadyM, is on the phone with Luann, saying when Mary Tyler Moore threw her hat in the air that what made her want to move to the big city.   Perhaps there is a new Minneapolis neighborhood in  Manhattan.  Meanwhile we seen the former Countess Luann fingering this clunky Jewelry, someone cleaned out Woolworth’s before they closed.

Dinnah Tyme

I find it interesting how all these women can talk about each other, sitting at the same small table.  Bethenny is talking to another housewife about Ramona and Mexico who is sitting next to her.

Ready, Set, Fight!    Ramona tells Bethenny they are like “oil and vinegar.” Bethenny corrects her and says that oil and vinegar go together and she meant they are like “oil and water.” But Ramona insists that she was right!

Someone should kill the other one, so we can move on.

They’re rehashing the same ole shit.  There are problems on both sides but Ramona, keeps taking it up a notch with her hysterics.     Bethenny says she doesn’t want her to come.  (she is now, very clear BITCH, I’M NOT INVITING YOUR STUPID ASS!)

Ramona, defies her (very Jennifer Holiday Dreamgirls style) “I’m going, its a GROUP trip!”

Sidebar:  As much as I agree with Bethenny. Cause Ramona, needs electro shock therapy. This is a Bravo Production.   Perhaps that’s why Ramona was so Bold.    Bethenny has enough cash on hand to hire the biggest, widest, security team Mexico has ever seen.  The decision is Bravo’s to make.   So expect to see the RamonaCoaster. 

Carole, Tinsely and the Bear

Tinsley, is Carole’s project.   Carole is very smart and Tinsley should take Carole’s advise.  She may have been the toast of New York, but she is stuck looking a little Charo (look her up Millennials) in desperate need of update.

Charo was my B example, I wanted to say Baby Jane. But that would have been MEAN! 

Carole has set her up with a nice looking successful man.  Who unlike her first man, doesn’t ride a Big Wheel to school.   Carole calls Scott a bear.  Tinsely approves!

A double date, Carole (despite their difference in age, look good together) and Adam, Scott and Tinsely.

Carole is on point, they are a match.  Scott is cool down to earth with a nice smile.  He clearly likes her, even though she’s a bad date!   Not just a bad date!    Tinsely likes him, in addition to her ugly clothes she drinks too much asked him few questions about himself and WORSE!  She goes into detail about her ex.    Scott smiles through it.   Good job Carole.

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The Real Housewives of New York S9 Ep14 ” Sex at the Dinner Table?”


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This season of  RHONY is the gift that keeps on giving.  Last week LadyM gave us Clip, and last night the ladies went there . Anal Sex , penis size and oral sex, all in glorious HD stereo.   Last night no bottles were thrown, no glassware was shattered on the table and no one was called a bitch and no one was slapped. The only drama last night was when Luann nearly blew her face off attempting to light the gas fireplace.

Were still in Vermont, the ladies are preparing for a day of skiing.  Everyone except LadyM (Dorinda) who’s gonna stay and chill with Netflix.  Ramona has made breakfast for everyone. Bethenny dines on a muffin.  Carole is hanging back at the lodge with some hot chocolate.

Speaking of Bethenny, she is hawking the shit out of her brand. Skinnygirl, from her outfit to her Snowboard.

Ramona and Sonja

Ramona and Sonja’s relationship is special.  Where ever the housewives travel, these two are together like sisters.  They dress together they do each others hair, With Sonja catering to Ramona in the evenings and Ramona taking care of Sonja in the mornings. This morning Ramona brings  coffee to Sonja in bed.  LadyM gives them the coveted room with two sinks.    With Bethenny’s Mexico trip back on Sonja is very concerned. Bethenny is done with Ramona and hasn’t officially invited her.  Delusional Ramona, thinks her friendship with Bethenny is healing, but Sonja feels Bethenny is simply tolerating Ramona  Sonja get excited when Luann tells them Bethenny suggested Ramona Travel with her to Mexico.

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Luann is an avid skier.  She’s still pissed at Sonja and her sexual history with her hubby.  She walked out on Sonja after Sonja spoke inappropriately about her man in the last episode.   Please be clear, Sonja doesn’t give a shit.  Luann can get up and walk out as often as she likes.  Just don’t wait on an apology boo.  Tom was a steady booty call for Sonja for years and had Sonja some feelings for the man,so its gonna take Sonja a minute. In the meantime, Sonja is gonna needle the hell out of Luann.

Now that Luann is a freshly married women, she seems above the other women and has an irritating  superior  smugness about her.   With the exception of Tinsley, they know every man Luann has tipped out with, every man she’s been in the bathroom with.  This isn’t lost on the other (divorced) women, especially LadyM ( a bridesmaid at her wedding) who quickly calls her out on it. EVERYBODY knows about yo man and how he played on you at the Regency.

Bethenny apologized to Tinsley for the night before.  All the women went after Tinsley who was  complaining about her living conditions with Sonja.  All the ladies agreed, but it was Bethenny said it the loudest, grow the fuck up and get your own place!   In Vermont, we learned a lot about the newest housewife.  We learned she’s been shopping a lot since she got back to New York, but she’s economical about it, like only spending $700 on a dress and not going crazy.   She is still scarred from her very public relationship in Palm Beach and that she mixes alcohol with her anti depressants.

On the mountain.  Ramona who loves Aspen, Aspen, Aspen hired and flirted with a young ski instructor. She wanted him to make sure her form was correct.  Inside the ski lodge she treated him like a waiter, filling drink orders for her and the other ladies.

In a quiet moment Carole shares some private information about Bethenny with LadyM.  Bethenny is very quiet about her private life  and she only shares with Carole  However, Bethenny and the housewives are public figures.  Bethenny’s private life went public as news of her ex-husband Jason Hoppy was arrested for stalking her. He made a scene at their daughters school , calling her a bad mother and reportedly said, he would never leave Bethenny alone.

Dinner Time!

While the jury is still out on Tinsley.  Despite their big fights these ladies know each other. Some of these friendships go back 20 years.   The women are in their forties and fifty plus.  The discussion was one you would have with your friend.   So who has had anal sex?   Tinsley admitted she had anal sex with her big dicked hubby twice.  LadyM, thinks its un-natural. One blonde who lives in a townhouse was silent on this subject, even though she has talked about having back door sex,   There was a couple other suspects, but we will leave them be for now.     Bethenny wanted to know how big LadyM’s boyfriend’s dick was ?   LadyM picked up a hefty hefty HEFTY cucumber.   A cynical Bethenny took a similar cucumber and whittled it to a smaller form.  The ladies dared Sonja to deeply french kiss on of the male staff, the gay man she chose, wasn’t going for it.

They all wanted to know how many men Ramona has had sex with since her divorce.  Ramona said three, the ladies weren’t buying it.    When it comes to oral sex, the suspected Trump supporter was more aligned with Bill Clinton, as she believes oral sex is not sex.      We also learned Carole had sex with George Clooney back in the early days and gave him a big fat nine (of 10).

Lovin It

 

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The Real Housewives of New York: S9 Ep13 Introducing LADY’M Da Gangsta from the Upper East Side


New catchphrase: The argument climaxed with Dorinda yelling 'Clip!' at Dorinda

New York keeps raising the bar for housewives, yes there is drama, but there is humor, and from time to time it can be touching, now that I’ve got that out of the way.

Dorinda Medley, must have a black or latin freinds in New York.  CAUSE, Dorinda is a GANGSTA , her tone,her mannerisms etc are not from the NY ladies bridge club.  This is the year of Dorinda Medley or by her new name “LadyM” , yes I’m going there.    Her tag lines are  growing by the episode.  From “Not very well Bitch” to last night’s “CLIP” which sent Twitter on Fiya!  and yes “she keeps it nice.”

 

This scene takes place in the Bronx. Bethenny invites every one except Ramona to an Italian Restaurant .   These are Manhattan women, who rarely leave the Island except for trips up to the Hampton’s, so this was quite a field trip.   If you’ve watched the video, I don’t need to say more here, other than some near sided man tells Carole she looks like Ivanka Trump.  CLIP!

We get to see Tinsley in therapy.  (wake us up, b4 u go go)

Luann, Ramona and Sonja  have lunch and talk about Bethennys ski trip to Vermont. Our resident snob-o-saurus Ramona dissed Vermont, she only ski’s in Aspen.  They tawk about how close Dorinda and Luann are.  Sonja pisses Luann about how they both slept with Luann’s hubby.  Luann ain’t feeling it and leaves.

Room BS in Vermont

Bethenny rents a seriously nice log cabin.  Ramona on the road with Sonja and Tinsley. Ramona tries to make up with Bethenny via text, Bethenny isn’t feeling it.  Lady ‘M arrives and realizes she has left all her luggage in Manhattan.   Lady”M admits to Carole, she had lil quickie with Dry Cleaning John.  Perhaps that’s why her luggage is in NY.                (lets hope there’s a Wal Mart nearby)

Ramona, Sonja and Tinsely arrive and Ramona already has attitude.  She have NEVAH spent five hours in a car.   After trying to make up with Bethenny, Ramona shades Bethenny’s  brand “Skinnygirl” saying she prefers something really good.

Ramona and Sonja has a vacation routine of running round the various rooms to see if they can get the best room.   They want Dorinda’s room but 000 the “chutzpah” awards goes to  Mrs Luann D’Agostino who was miffed because the ladies should have given her the Big Bedroom as a wedding present.  Cause she is sleeping in tIhe basement, next to the ping pong table with a shared bath.    The basement location seems Seems fitting, when you consider, she only invited Dorina to her wedding.

Bitch!  Have you seen this show?

At dinner, Tinsley freaks with tears .  EVERYBODY, is pressuring her to move out of Sonja’s house, in her daughters bedroom with the dolls and get a life!  Hey, your 41!

Poor Tins, she just cant take the pressure and Bethenny is like, get over it bitch!

Tinsely says, “Well, at least your breakup wasn’t public!  Where has Tinsley been?   I’m surprised all the ladies didn’t jump on her and beat her ass. .   All of there lives are in the press.  Ramona’s, Luann. Carole’s , Sonja  and Dorinda’s.   Bethenny’s is in the press as of today.

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Arab states issue list of demands to end Qatar crisis


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Saudi Arabia and other Arab nations ask Qatar to close Al Jazeera and scale down ties with Iran within 10 days.

 

From: Al Jazeera

Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries that have cut ties to Qatar have issued a list of demands to end the crisis, insisting that Qatar shut down the Al Jazeera network and scales down ties with Iran.

In the 13-point list, the countries also demand that Qatar sever all alleged ties with the Muslim Brotherhood and with other groups including Hezbollah, al-Qaeda and ISIL (also known as ISIS) group.

Saudi Arabia, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain cut ties to Qatar this month over allegations the country funds terrorism – an accusation that Qatar denies.

Those countries have now given Qatar 10 days to comply with all of the demands, which also include paying an unspecified sum in compensation.

According to the list, Qatar must refuse to naturalize citizens from the four countries and “revoke Qatari citizenship for existing nationals where such citizenship violates those countries’ laws”.

Earlier this week, US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson insisted that Qatar’s neighbours provide a list of demands that was “reasonable and actionable”.

The Iran provisions in the document say Qatar must shut down diplomatic posts in Iran, expel any members of the Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, and only conduct trade and commerce with Iran that complies with US sanctions.

READ MORE: Qatar-Gulf crisis: All the latest updates

The demands regarding Al Jazeera state that Qatar must also shut down all affiliates and other news outlets that Qatar funds, including Arabi21, Rassd, Al Araby Al Jadeed and Middle East Eye.

If Qatar agrees to comply, the list asserts that it will be audited once a month for the first year, and then once per quarter in the second year after it takes effect.

For the following 10 years, Qatar would be monitored annually for compliance.

The document does not specify what the countries will do if Qatar refuses to comply.

List of demands by Saudi Arabia, other Arab nations

1) Scale down diplomatic ties with Iran and close the Iranian diplomatic missions in Qatar, expel members of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard and cut off military and intelligence cooperation with Iran. Trade and commerce with Iran must comply with US and international sanctions in a manner that does not jeopardise the security of the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC).

2) Immediately shut down the Turkish military base that is currently being built, and halt military cooperation with Turkey inside Qatari territories.

3) Sever all ties to all the “terrorist, sectarian and ideological organisations,” specifically the Muslim Brotherhood, ISIL, al-Qaeda, Fateh Al-Sham (formerly known as Nusra Front) and Lebanon’s Hezbollah. Qatar needs to formally declare those entities as terrorist groups based on the list of groups that was announced by Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, UAE and Egypt, and concur with all future updates of this list.

4) Stop all means of funding for individuals, groups or organisations that have been designated as terrorists by Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt, Bahrain, US and other countries.

READ MORE: Qatar-Gulf crisis – Your questions answered

5) Hand over “terrorist figures,” fugitives and wanted individuals from Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Egypt and Bahrain to their countries of origin. Freeze their assets, and provide any desired information about their residency, movements and finances.

6) Shut down Al Jazeera Network and its affiliate stations.

7) End interference in sovereign countries’ internal affairs. Stop granting citizenship to wanted nationals from Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt and Bahrain. Revoke Qatari citizenship for existing nationals where such citizenship violates those countries’ laws.

8) Qatar has to pay reparations and compensation for loss of life and other financial losses caused by Qatar’s policies in recent years. The sum will be determined in coordination with Qatar.

9) Qatar must align itself with the other Gulf and Arab countries militarily, politically, socially and economically, as well as on economic matters, in line with an agreement reached with Saudi Arabia in 2014.

10) Submit all personal details of all the opposition members that Qatar supported and detail all support that Qatar has provided them in the past. Stop all contacts with the political opposition in Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt and Bahrain. Hand over all files detailing Qatar’s prior contacts with and support for those opposition groups.

11) Shut down all news outlets that it funds, directly and indirectly, including Arabi21, Rassd, Al Araby Al Jadeed, Mekameleen and Middle East Eye, etc.

12) Agree to all the demands within 10 days of it being submitted to Qatar, or the list becomes invalid.

13) Consent to monthly audits for the first year after agreeing to the demands, then once per quarter during the second year. For the following 10 years, Qatar would be monitored annually for compliance.


Turkey’s Defence Minister Fikri Isik said his country had no plans to review its military base in Qatar and that any demand for its closure would represent interference in the country’s relations with the Gulf state.

Isik told broadcaster NTV that he had not yet seen a demand for the base to be shut.

“The base in Qatar is both a Turkish base and one that will preserve the security of Qatar and the region,” Isik said in an interview on Friday.

“Re-evaluating the base agreement with Qatar is not on our agenda.”

Interference in sovereignty

Al Jazeera’s Hashem Ahelbarra said the list is “definitely going to be rejected by Qatar”.

“Qatar has said it will only look into the demands once the sanctions are lifted,” he said, adding that Qatar had already said that closing Al Jazeera was off the table.

“It is a matter of national sovereignty. Anything that is presented to the Qataris which it considers to be interference in its internal affairs is going to be dismissed,” Ahelbarra said.

“Just yesterday the general sentiment we had was that perhaps the international community and GCC will turn toward restoring ties. But at this particular moment, I believe that there will be further escalation, mounting tension because of these demands.

“Specifically, this demand on compensation takes the region into unchartered territory. To ask for compensation, you have to have the Qatari government say; ‘sorry, I’ve made mistakes’, and look into every single instance where Qataris made mistakes.

“This is unprecedented in the Arab world. What if the Qataris say the Saudis have to pay compensation for every single civilian killed

The Real Housewives of New York S9 Ep11 “The Countess and Tom”


 

Bride and groom: Luann D'Agostino and Tom got married on Wednesday's episode of The Real Housewives Of New York City

Its winter in New York.  Countess Luann De Lesseps is in Palm Beach with Tom D’Agostino getting married.  The only New York Housewives invited are Jill Zarin from season one and  Dorinda who booked her room but not her flight. Dorinda, a bridesmaid,  showed up late to the bridal prep party.

Luann didn’t allow Bravo’s cameras to her wedding.  I think that was a first.

Its a weird universe in New York ,when Sonja Morgan is the sensible one. or is she?  Ramona, is in a state of loony tunes seeking the wisdom of young ladies who just come of age..

Last night we begin an Morgan Manor.  Her young booty call, Frenchie is not only staying for breakfast he’s cooking it.   He’s getting the Manor’s routine down, he even knows that Sonja is dating Rocco and he’s cool with that.   As the days progress, Edgar (Frenchie) belongings are slowly moving in.  Speaking of moving, he has “ideas’ and wants to move Sonja’s furnishings around and who knows maybe they will just adopt children.  Frenchie (Edgar) is bum, with a decent haircut.  The question is how long will he stay before Sonja catches on?

Carole let it be known, she isn’t the pick of your shorts kinda girl and seems relieved Adam has found a place and has moved out of her apartment.

Bethenny has holiday party.  Ramona is banned  and everyone else is there excepts Mr’s D’ Agostino.  Dorinda is still rightfully pissed about Ramona fucking up her room in the Berkshires and I think Dorinda is still waiting for that all purpose apology.   At every party Bethenny’s products are front and center

Weeks past and Dorinda and Ramona are okay enough to chat.

Mr and Mrs D’ Agostino has a second reception for those in New York who weren’t invited to her wedding in Palm Beach.  Everyone is there, Bethenny without Dennis, Carole without Adam.  Tinsely is there with her pre-schooler. Ramoma has a man named Jim and Dorinda is without John.   Frenchie (Edgar) is there wearing a jacket one size too small. Sonya jokes about how she usually never lets Frenchie out of the bedroom (the male version of look what I got bitches) . Dorinda nearly loses it when she learns Frenchie has moved in.

Things are blissful for the D’Agostinos….

Next week we get to watch Luann keep it together when Missy appears . Tom knows her from the world famous Regency where he kisses all his women.  Tom knows her, but Luann doesn’t.

  I am being messy?  Yes Yes Yes.

See ya next week with two olives

 

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The Real Housewives of New York: S9 ep10 Delusions and Denial in the Berkshires


 

Love it when a plan comes together.  I’ve said it before and I will say it again.    The New York ladies are the best in Bravo’s franchise, with Beverly Hills being a distant second.

Last night,was our second night in Dorinda’s house in Berkshires.  Someone tweeted last night the Dorinda Berkshire house should be a mandatory stop every season.

“Fucking Tom”

With two weeks before the wedding, all eyes are on Luann. It seems everyone (except the new girl Tinsley) has a story about Tom’s infidelity.   Last year Bethanny had major receipts, pictures of Tom making out with a woman in “The Regency”.  A place he makes out with various women, including Luann.

Image result for the regency hotel nycThis is Tom’s place. if you want a tongue and roll this is the place in NYC.

The ladies seem to genuinely care about Luann’s happiness.  When Bethanny asks her “What if other pictures of Tom with another woman came out again?  Luann said “That would never happen again” she forgave him and moved on.    A key word ,(move on) the ladies should move on.  They are going to get married!   Ramona should move on, she is by far the most obsessed with Tom and all his cummings and goings.

“Bethenny’s Break”

By all accounts this should be Bethenny’s year.  The Skinnygirl’s  four year never ending divorce is over.  She recently sold her Apartment for big money and she has stacks of cash.  But its been anything but, and she keeps her private life under wraps from everyone except Carole.

Carole tells a few of the ladies the stress Bethenny’s under.  Not only has Jason has been  harassing her, he’s harassed her current boyfriend Dennis and while she thought her life would be better it has gotten worse.

Earlier in the evening Bethennyapologized to Luann for going off on her last year. (IT WAS EPIC)  She told Luann , She had the thickest skin of anyone I know.  She apologized for last year, which we don’t need to revisit.  I genuinely do.  I think about that night, I really don’t like myself like that” she said.   Thank you, I appreciate that. Luann said It was ugly,I want this to be a fun night. 

Bethenny shares some details of her divorce with ex Jason Hoppy.  Luann seems a bit insensitive as she goes on about following her gut marring Tom D’Agostino.   Bethenny tell her, her heart and instinct got her in the fucking toilet bowl.  The worst situation of my entire life.  I’m literally in a dungeon torture changer and that’s is because  I just went with my heart and my gut.

Bethenny in tears, tells Luann I think your making a big mistake.  I really do,  I swear to god on my life, I really think you’re making a big mistake.  In my heart I feel like your making a big mistake.   Because I think he’s cheating on you and I don’t want to see it.   I know you want the fantasy.   I’m not crying about you, I’m crying about my own life! 

Dorinda, Ramona and everyone else

Tinsley and roomie Sonja are a little bit tense, Sonja has been especially weird to Tinsely and has made her life a little bizarre.   Its clear for the sake of their friendship Tinsley needs her own place stat and she may have found a place in Carole’s building.

Ramona and Sonja goes upstairs to get gussied up and to have a few drinks.

Dorinda goes all out and cooks a chicken dinner with all the fixings.  At the table, Carole almost tells people how chickens are killed.  Meanwhile Ramona, who might have had to many drinks spills something on Dorinda chairs.     She apologizes over and over to Dorinda.

Ramona is weird tonight.  Dorinda called her “jittery:  Carole says “I don’t know what going on with Ramona, She acting crazier than normal and her normal is pretty crazy.  Sonja tells her to calm down, Don’t show your crazy side.  They know how Bethenny is with crazy, But they’re all too late.

At one point Ramona,creeps up on Bethenny, who is not feeling her.  ( I’m like Bethenny, I don’t have patience with drunks or what ever she was on.)    Bethanny is clearly over Ramona, but a juiced up Ramona tries to apologize over the things she said in the Hampton’s.    Bethenny called it a creepy, the over the shoulder ,wine breath apology and  it came out of nowhere apology.

When they tried to rehash all the drama, things went south.

Next week its A Weird Ramona verses a Emotional Bethenny in the Berkshires

Lets hope Dorinda makes it nice!

Shade of the Evening Award

Goes to Dorinda

“Money talks, wealth whispers, bad behavior screams.”

Directed at Ramona

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