The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep 14 “A little freaky Speed Dating”


Loved this episode, this time were gonna start with pictures.  Speed dating, New York Style.

 I wanna believe Sonja didn’t under stand when she said ‘I love hand marks the next day. Oh, my god,’ Sonja told him.  I think she was simply flirting.

Multi-tailed whip: A man at the speed-dating party whispered to Sonja that he has a 'cat o' nine tails' after she complained about weak spanking

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Turning red: Sonja blushed as the man told her about his leather whip

Tied up: The man continued that Sonja also would be 'tied up' and 'helpless'

Hand marks: Sonja buried her head as the man said he would leave 'hand marks' on her rear

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Take a Moment 

Let’s get through Some Blah,Blah, then onto the “Main Event”

The episode begins with Luann and her music director Billy Stritch who is a real deal in the music world as they prepare for her cabaret show, featuring Sonja Morgan.  Who says “It’s good to be back in her element”   Cabaret?  Sonja thought skin.  Luann assured her that there wouldn’t be snatch on display.  

Sonja wants to date.   Young Frenchy is history and the other older gentleman want to be serious.         Sonja goes over the Bethenny’s house to review here online dating profile which reads:  She’s  a model slash actress, a toaster oven gourmet, a creator of a global luxury and lifestyle brand and much more.    Sonja and Bethenny laugh over the crazy ass profile.

Tinsley is movin on up………  To the Penthouse of her hotel. (30K a month) her friend Michael in helping her move.    BF Scott is moving in with her.   Tins meets with Carole, her young ex Adam want her back.  (Hey, once your with a mature woman……. )he’s  is wooing her or stalking her, with flowers.  Carole isn’t sure.  She gets some roses from a woman who wants her to come to her Speed Dating Event,  she wanted Carole to bring friends.

Carole meets with Luann over coffee.  Luann is in AA.  Living in New York is challenging for her sobriety. Carole likes this Luann.

Ramona is working out, she says with her weight loss, everything looks good on her .

Blah, Blah over, time for main event Speed dating. 

It’s refreshing to see women over 40 dating and not looking like cartoon characters.   Were at the event.  Carole,Dorinda and Tinsley are not participating, they’re there  to observe.

Let be clear, Ramona at age 61, got game.  Mad game.  M’s Springer can work a room and every man in it.  She has long mastered the hair toss and the eyes.  Young ladies, take note.   She can make a man feel like the most important person in the room.

     Flirt expert: Ramona Singer moved in on the scarf guy at the speed-dating party

Next is Luann, who really just sexy.  She is a natural man magnet.

There were many men at the event.  But red scarf, was the prize of the night.  The event planner was saving him for Carole.  But Ramona, saw him and the red scarf…….Red scarf: Pro matchmaker Rori had a man in a red scarf in mind for Carole Radziwill

‘I came to the party just for this,’ admitted Sonja who called Ramona ‘mesmerizing to watch’.   And she didn’t disappoint, she worked Red Scarf and another man who thought she was in her forties.   Excited, she laid one on him.

    Turns out, red scarf turned out to be Brian, a lawyer who met Bethenny in Miami and he came to the speed-dating session in hoping to see her again.

 Back story: Scarf wearing Brian told Bethenny Frankel that he came to the party just to see her again

Beautiful Bethenny, doesn’t have game.   Her delivery sucks big time. When red scarf flirts with her. She say’s something about a blow job.   Red scarf really seems to be into Bethenny, who doesn’t seem to be into him.

Meanwhile, for Ramona, this is a contest.  I don’t think she wants him, but she want to take him from Bethenny.   She say’s she wants to send him a drink, after all he bought her one.   But it wasn’t that kinda event.    So buys him a drink and takes it over to him WHILE he’s talking to Bethenny.  Ramoma:  “You bought me a drink so I bought you one in return. Cheers, and then she walks away.      RS, is a bad bitch!   If she were 25, women would beat her ass at the club.

Sonja Morgan, will flirt with a plant and the plant would follow her home.  Her flirting is playful and mostly innocent.   Earlier this season, she flirted with a gay man.  And asked him if he was bi-sexual? He said, no and she said, If I buy you something would you get sexual?

So here we are,  all the ladies have met nice men.  No matches, but nice men.   Good sport Sonja is ovah in a corner with a man who has a food stain on his shirt.   She’s cool, like hey, I can be nice   So she flirts with the man.  The innocently start taking to him about spanking.  This man gets a hard on and start talking about how he was going to tie her up and how he is going to spank the hell out her and leave red hand marks.    It took, Sonja a minute and it hit her.  Oh fuck!!!!!!

At the speed dating event.  Tinsley invites the ladies to Colombia.  She tells them its totally safe.

(Cue Scary Music)

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Dear, Canada, Britain, France, Mexico, Australia, Germany, Sweden, Italy, Nigeria, Argentina,Japan, New Zealand and the rest of the world.


Dear, Canada, Britain, France, Mexico, Australia, Germany, Sweden, Italy, Nigeria, Argentina,Japan, New Zealand and the rest of the world,

Despite what you read and see on television. America and Americans haven’t lost our minds or our way.  We realize you are bombarded with negative sounds and images emanating from our great nation, leaving the impression we aren’t the welcoming nation we once were.

These aren’t the best of times for the United States

Our current President, businessman with no experience on the world stage    Who in short time, has become the President his competitors warned us about during our presidential primary.

He is easily played.   Compliment him and you’re in.  In his mind, he is always successful.

Like you, most Americans are in a constant state of shock .  Many Americans are overwhelmed by the amount of negative and often destructive news emanating from the White House.

Just when we think our President has reached bottom, he finds a way to go even lower.  He has insulted our neighbors ,Canada and Mexico.  Damaging long-term relationships with our Allies and forging relationships with enemies of our nations.    He is impulsive, and often acts without council and doesn’t fully understand protocol.

Most Americans (not all) are frankly embarrassed.

Its seems, by the hour he is dismantling, environmental laws in favor of business.  Relaxing and reversing laws that benefit the poor, laws that once protected women, members of the gay communities and people or color.

 Two America’s

This picture taken last Thursday in Montana,  gives the impression that Americans  overwhelmingly support the President and his policies.   The reality is far from the truth.  Look at the participants in this photo.  They are good Americans, however they do not represent the majority of Americans.

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Compare this picture to the one above.  The participants represent the real landscape of America.

Donald Trump rarely travels beyond his fan base.  Our great cities  with their diverse populations, New York, Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, San Francisco,or Honolulu are not on his itinerary.

At these rallies, the Real Estate business man and Reality Television personality  is energized by his fan base.  Where he seems more comedian than politician, here in a friendly enviroment is where he is the happiest, places where he feels loved.

 His words and global intentions, are often designed to keep this narrow base happy.   Our Commander-in-Chief, goes his own way, he doesn’t like to be told what to do.  He oftens ignores the advice of those with decades of experience in global affairs, to spout conclusions that is loosely based on facts.   Which often confuses and angers our allies and friends around the world

He has often said, he and he alone have the answers to the worlds issues.  The Tariffs he is levying on our friends and neighbors and China, does not have the support from most Americans.   Politicians in both parties and the business community and yet he continues.

In Montana, he made fun of the #MeToo movement.  He insulted our war hero’s, Senator John McCain and former President Herbert Walker Bush, who are highly regarded members of his political party.  Both of these men are ill, one is terminally .

In the United States, he has always been a bit of a social media bully, who often acts differently when in the presence of the people he’s attacked.

While he insists upon loyalty, he hasn’t demonstrated any loyalties to anyone including those he appointed and placed in positions of power.

I have lived in the United States  my entire life.  When one group is attack , we react!    Many Americans are currently outraged by the treatment of children, who were stripped from their parents.  Simply to intimidate those who want to immigrate to the United States.  This has never been a policy of America to separate families.  Again, this was done to appeal to some of the  Presidents supporters, many of whom have long wanted to limited the number of  individuals immigrating from south of our Border.

Many of family members and friends who live outside the United States often asked ,how was he elected?   I believe the fault lies with our leaders. 

The day Donald Trump announced he was running for President and then went on to insult Mexican American and citizens of Mexico.  There was no major outrage from either party.

In 1968, George Wallace the former Governor of Alabama ran for President.   Wallace supported segregation and was outraged by the Passing of the Civil Rights Legislation.  The Governor stood at the entrance of the University of Alabama to prevent a black student from enrolling .

Forty eight years later, both parties were relatively silent.  Presidential candidate and former Governor of Florida, (Father George HW, and his brother George W,  were both Presidents of the United States)  Jeb Bush, whose wife is Mexican American, and has three bi-racial children and other bi-racial family members  wasn’t outraged enough to speak against Trump.    Not one candidate from either party, went in from of the Cameras and screamed “The statement made by Donald Trump goes against everything that America is!  They were all playing politics.   There was an assumption, Donald Trump would never be elected president.

Today, most members of the Republican party remains silent.  Unlike most of the world, the United States, has primary elections then ,General Election in November.   In the majority of the states.  Members of a party can only vote for members of their party in the primary election.  Only in the General Election can citizens vote for any candidate.

Because of our electoral system, and Donald Trump’s current popularity in his party. members of his party is choosing him over party and country.   To criticize him could mean losing in the primary.    While his actions go against many tenets of the Republican party and against many conservative views of the party.   Most Republican bite their teeth and support the President even though his views and actions are not only damaging to the Republican Party and the United States, it’s having a negative effect on our friends and allies.

His insistence in meeting in Vladimir Putin is a slap in the face to Prime minister May  after several Russian based poisonings in the United Kingdom.

If the Russians intent was to destabilize the Western Alliance by meddling in the US election then they were successful.  Our friends very concerned.  Nothing would make Putin happier than a dismantled Nato.

The majority of his party are afraid to speak out against him  because they need to survive the primary .  Even though his practices conflicts with the party and is damaging to the country.  The few member of his party who are critical of him and his policies are not running for re-election.

There is a bright high!     After the initial shock and disappointment,followed by proposed ban on Muslim immigrants.   Americans are angry!   People are all walks of live are getting involved , in numbers we haven’t seen since the 1960’s

The challenge, unlike the 60’s, it’s not just the Vietnam war,  it’s not just civil rights.   There are so many issues,created by this president we are overwhelmed.    We are less confident.  Conventional wisdom says ,with all of this outrage by the American public, there will be a change after this fall’s midterm elections.    However, conventional wisdom said, Donald Trump could never get elected.

To our all of our friends in:  Canada, Britain, France, Mexico, Australia, Germany, Sweden, Italy, Nigeria, Argentina,Japan, New Zealand and the rest of the world. .  America is still America, the land of immigrants and the place where dreams can come true.   America is at a crossroads, many American are disappointed with our government.

For nearly 10 years, there has been a civil war within our government.  A war of a zillion words which has been damaging to Americans as our needs have been ignored.   Many frustrated Americans wanted something different, something new, as the old guard had placed their political ambitions and party over the needs of its citizens.

Something you maybe currently experiencing in your country.  In America, we basically have a two-party system, this was deliberate.   The Republicans and the Democrats have made it difficult for other parties to participate in the system.  There are many political parties in the United States.   However, Americans are unlikely.  to hear from them.  They are not allowed to participate in public media debates.

 As a result, we have limited choices in this great nation.   Some, angry americans chose, a business man whose “business” reputation is so poor, he cannot get a loan from an american bank,   A man who had well known credibility problem, a man whose family has a legal history of not renting to people of color,and a man who has little respect for women, over the status quo.  Despite all the money in world, spent to prevent him from being elected,  Donald Trump became President of the United States.

I do not represent all Americans in my views.  But I am sorry.

I hope you learn from our mistake.  I believe in choosing a leader, demand experience, and integrity, empathy and heart.   Avoid, shiny objects, with promise, but doesnt have a history of performance or you may just elect a Donald Trump

Better days to come

CityFella

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of New York s10 ep12: Girl Code? Ramona Texts Tom


Bad move: Ramona posted pictures of the ladies from the dinner the night before and Luann is upset as she is required to keep a low profile from her arrest

New York is still the gift that keeps on giving.   If your into Reality TV and not watching #RHONY your missing the the best reality show on the telly.

Dorinda has arranged a spa weekend for the ladies at the posh Mayflower Grace Spa Inn in Connecticut

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I’m packed and ready, but lets get back to the episode

 

The former Countess de Lesseps is back in New York after her unfortunate Palm Beach arrest and court ordered rehab.    She is reflective and funny.  On route to the spa, she shares her story Dorinda.

 She planned to stay a couple of nights with a girlfriend in Palm Beach and the rest of the holiday with her family in Jupiter, Florida.   Her girlfriend had a noisy cat and she thought she would stay in a hotel for the night.   She choose the Breakers where she spent time with her recent ex Tom.    At or around the Breakers our Luann got wasted.    AND she hooked up with sounds like a former hook up and took him up to her room which was on the fourth floor of the hotel.     The drunken Luann pushed 3 instead for 4.   Hey the hookup didn’t know. and she walked into a room that the maid had just refreshed.     Security was called, but Luann wasn’t budging, this WAS her room.   The police was called…….. and she charged with battery on an officer, disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest with violence, and crimes against a person.

In her 6×6 jail cell she didn’t have a blanket.  For food they gave her a bologna sandwich (the Countess hasn’t had bologna in more than 40 years)  hungry, she bit into the sandwich which had a packet of mustard in it.  (why didn’t we have footage of that and her expression?)

She wants to maintain a low profile and just be with the girls who are excited to see her,she is not drinking.

Luann’s arrest in Palm Beach has resulted in interest of Tinsley arrest in Palm Beach on the internet.

The BIG NEWS was Ramona.  We all knows she likes a party.  We learn that Ramona tried to go to Tom’s (Luann’s recent ex) New Years Eve slash Birthday Party in Palm Beach while her girlfriend was in rehab.   When the ladies learn of this, they are pissed.    Ramona defends herself in Ramona style.  Her defense is,  she dated Tom before Luann and when Luann dated Tom (who also dated Sonja) and Luann didn’t tell her so her actions were justified.

 

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Ramona is also one of those people who takes pictures on her cell and quickly uploads them on the net.     So she has the wait staff take a picture.   It  doesn’t occur to her, Luann is avoiding the press and trying to be on the low.   But now, there is she just a couple of days out of rehab. all smiles as she nervously awaits sentencing and her picture is on the net.

Sonja Tremont Morgan gets on Dorinda’s every nerve!    This time is over the Morgan family crest on Sonja’s shoe.  Sonja isn’t a Morgan and she ain’t been married (yes, I said ain’t been)  to her ex in over a decade, but who cares?   Dorinda does, so its another installment of he’s your ex husBIN!  and but husBIN is dead.

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What are your thoughts about Ramona and Luann?

See ya next week and share this with a friend

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(do I need to beg?-cause I ain’t too proud! )

CityFella

 

 

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep11 “Bobby Zarin loved”


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If you’ve been long term fan of New York, you went through a box of tissues last night.    Jill and Bobby Zarin was a love story.  There are other housewives who’s marriages were longer, Lisa and Ken (36 years) and Kyle and Mauricio’s (22 years) in Beverly Hills.  But this was a love story.

I had a love and hate relationship with Jill Zarin, who was the resident queen bee in New York during its first four seasons.  It was Jill, who recommended Bethenny for the show. At the time Bethenny, wasn’t a housewife, and was financially, several levels below the other housewives.

Bethenny, and Jill’s friendship was as strong as steel, then one day it badly broken and  Bethenny was dismissed from the kingdom.    Bethenny was broken, Jill was not only her friend but she was somewhat of a mother figure to Bethenny.    Bobby loved Bethenny and wanted Jill to repair the relationship.   When Jill tried to re-connect with Bethenny, the damage was done, and Bethenny didn’t want to be hurt again.   Bethenny didn’t return for the the fourth season.

At one point, Jill, seemed larger than the show and love the attention she was getting off camera.  It is rumored the Queen bee started making demands, salary, filming demands and Bravo fired her.  Not just Jill.  2011 was a blood bath, Zarin and three other New York Housewives were fired.

Jill Zarin is lovely and personable but she can turn like a viper.  Bobby softened her ,loved and supported her.  His tone was always gentle, even at the worst of times.  The funeral was the first time Jill and Bethenny were face to face in six years Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Faux Weddings And A Funeral

Ramona told Dorinda she visited Bobby in the hospital as soon as she found out he was sick again.   Dorinda said that losing Bobby was a loss to the world.  When Sonja told Bethenny Bobby had died, she charted a plane to attend the funeral. Luann (in a rehab in Florida) told Bethenny on the phone, she visited Bobby during his last days in hospice.

Related image   Last night the ladies who went to the funeral, were there for the love of Bobby. No one seemed interested in re-connecting with Jill.

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On the phone from rehab, Luann tells Bethenny how scared and alone she felt spending New Years Eve in Treatment.  She feels its where needs to be and knows her life needs to change.  Its the first time Bethenny has heard Luann cry.

Tinsley and Carole in a spa.  Tins tells Carole she is done fight with Sonja. Carole says she on a better footing with Carole.

Ramona is spazzing over the renovations to her Hampton’s place. Image result for yawn gif

Tinsley’s mother Dale bring her a bill from the freezer, where her eggs are stored.  They get emotional over some grainy ass  pictures of the frozen eggs. (my babies! my babies!)

Back 2 LIFE ( It think?)

I admit, I get a kick of Dale and Tinsley together, they seem to enjoy each other.   Their delusion is mystifying.  Tinsley at 42 .want a marriage stat!  She wants babies, soon-stat!  Mommy wants her to have what she wants to be happy and right now happiness is da boyfriend Scott.    The two of them go shopping for wedding dresses.   Okay, yes I’m a guy, but the ladies seem (how to I put this gently) a bit seasoned to be so giddy going to a wedding shop.  I could see this with a younger daughter, a first time wedding.  But these two have done this already.  And whats worse, is Scott doesn’t know, he THINKS HE IS JUST DA BOYFRIEND?  Run, Scott, Run!

I love New York!  Only in New York would you nave “CONBODY” a workout facilty operated by ex-cons where people can work out like prisoners.  

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Faux Weddings And A Funeral

Everybody take a fake mugshot and then pushed through a series of exercises.   Luann is missed and the ladies share her incarceration with the ex-cons.   The cons are impressed by what they’ve heard (who wouldn’t be after her Houdini move out of those handcuffs).  Someone wondered if Luann was married?       I think it was Ramona asked how did they think she’d do in court.  One of the con’s asked if she was brown or a woman of color?      ( Thanks to Bravo, we didn’t hear his response)

Last night we saw a softer Bethenny, as she shared her experiences with Sonja.  The repairs are complete and now her townhouse is nearly ready to rent.  Bethenny sits quietly as  Sonja tells her about her expanding business empire which now includes shoes.

Bethenny tells her about sitting shiva at Jill’s house. She brought her daughter Brynn to meet Jill.  The former best friends have a heart to heart and Jill said she regrets her past behavior towards Bethenny.  Bethenny was happy and was hopeful that the closure would lead towards some healing.  But she is not ready to rush into a closer friendship with Jill again, at least not at the moment.   She said she feels like something’s shifting. She’s not as angry anymore and EVEN seeing Ramona at the funeral didn’t make her as murdery as usual. “God, I’m so sentimental ” What happened to me!’

Free At Last

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A newly released Luann, (still on the phone) calls Dorinda to talk about the next steps.  These past few years have been a nightmare, and Luann admits she’s been self-medicating to stuff down the emotional turmoil of it all. Dorinda understands, and she’s supportive of her friend’s journey ahead. “I’ve been traveling, I’ve been to prison,” says Luann, and now she totally intends on changing her life.

 

Thoughts???? Are Carole and Bethenny on the mend?  Will Scott bolt from Tinsley?  

Sending Prayers out to Gregg Leakes

 

CityFella

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep10 “Thugess Lu Ann”


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Imagine turning on the Telly and seeing your friend telling a Police Officer ” I’m going to kill you” and pulling a move that would make Houdini applaud- by slipping out of handcuffs.   This is the same friend who authored a book called ”  Class with the Countess: How to Live with Elegance and had a semi hit song called “Money can’t buy you Class”  (elegance is learned) . 

Our Luann was charged with  disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest, battery of an officer, and making threats against a public servant. She was later released on her own recognizance but was charged with a third-degree felony on January 25, 2018.  Before she could return home she ha spent a little time in rehab. 

Like the housewives, her friends and legions of fans, we were shocked!

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When Luann announced she was going to Palm Beach, Dorinda hesitated.

After she was arrested,Dorinda later told Ramona. “Sometimes, God stops what you’re not recognizing you need to stop. And I don’t think she(Lu) was in a good place before Christmas.” 

Palm Beach,is Tom’s her ex getaway.  The town is the place they were married.  The place where he is likely meeting other women.

After her arrest ,Luann was the talk of the town, well get back to the Thugess later.

Meanwhile back on Manhattan, Dorinda went to the emergency room after a large deluxe salt shaker jumped off the shelf on to her foot.  Now she’s limping with a stylish (fresh from CVS) pink cane.

At Behenny’s Skinny Girl Jeans party ( is it me or didn’t the jeans look Wal-Mart cheap or maybe they’re being sold at Wal -Mart, they didn’t look polished)  Tinsley said that Luann went back to Palm Beach to show everyone that she was fine and over Tom,but she wasn’t.   Tinsley says Luann is facing a bunch of felonies cause she hit a cop.  Tinsley knows, she has a Palm Beach mug shot too.  In this weird wonderful world. Who would have guessed that the Countess and New York’s former socialite would have Florida’s Palm Beach jail in common?

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“Sonja is Vegan”

Sonja has moments of ‘Grey Garden’s as her thought process is a little different from the norm (what ever that is) .  She arrives at Bethenny’s party as a newly vegan asking the bartender for a quick Olive.   Because her house has no food and “I’m  she’s only eating vegetables right now”?   When she sees the shellfish platter she says  “I’m vegan now but I eat shellfish because they’re raw”?  “SonjaSense”    Sonja, the super flirt gave me the line of the night when asked the Bartender “ You wanna pet my poodle?”

Sonja’s Townhouse is being prepared for rental and she is staying with Tinsley at her hotel for a few days.  When she arrives Tinsley has a robe, slippers and a Louis Vuitton bag and her room is the penthouse suite.

Dorinda and Bethenny meet. Bethenny hears Dorinda was steamed at the lack of acknowledgment of Dorinda finding that one of a kind life sized Nutcracker.  But this time Dorinda’s over it and she makes that clear. But Bethenny brings up Dorinda’s behavior in Puerto Rico, perhaps you know how they’re related?

 Bethenny and Carole (The Sadness Continues)

Everyone is rooting for this friendship to mend.  At a restaurant, Bethenny said she texted Carole a picture of them along with the caption “I miss us, Why are you being so cold?”  She said,Carole said “Wow that’s a lot”

Carole’s version of the story,  Bethenny sent the message and then went on some rant about Ramona and how she’s a bad person and kept going on and on about Ramona.  Carole said she responded “This is too big of a conversation for a text, let’s talk when I get back from L.A”   But Bethenny kept texting anyway.

Carole is very articulate, she ask a direct question and she answers directly.    Like her conversation with Dorinda, Bethenny answers the question and then goes left.  Attaching other scenarios that are unrelated to the topic at hand.
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Carole doesn’t allow Bethenny to overwhelm, her and forces Bethenny to stay on point, which is very frustrating to Bethenny.  Carole is becoming frustrated with Bethenny, she simply wants to mend whatever’s wrong and move on.   Bethenny thinks she’s cold.     The more they contaminate the waters by sharing their issues with the other housewives and less likely this friendship can heal.  The ladies hug it out but this is simply a gesture.
The Thugess is embarrassed, the world saw her at her lowest. She said what bothered her the most was diasapointing her mother 😳😳. She admitted, going back to Palm Beach wasn’t a good idea.
  We love the Countess, and she has turned Lemon to Lemonade.   Her Cabaret show “The Countess and Friends” is a hot ticket and she wants to take it on a national tour.
CityFella

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The Real Housewives of New York S10 Ep9 Holidazed and Confused


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I’ve said it a billion times, and this is a billion and one.  The Real Housewives of New York is the best franchise in the states.   Its Platinum Class.  If you haven’t seen an episode you need to watch.   These aren’t not 20,30,40 something women fighting over a tweet, a look or a smirk, no one is throwing a punch or glass.    There are 40, 50, 60 year old women living their lives to the fullest, something rarely seen on television.   Last night there were disagreements , laughter, sex and poop talk.  There were  So many things happening on last night this could have been two hours.

The fight between Bethenny and Carole continued.  A disagreement that may have worked itself out if they were alone was contaminated by the other women.   Most of whom was happy to see someone take the mighty Bethenny down.   When the Carole brought up Adam.   Luann who has a seething hate for Adam, chimed in.  ” He left my niece to get with you (Carole)and you wouldn’t have met him without me.”  “He’s just a boy from the Midwest”  Luann tells Sonja.   Sonja says under her breath.   “Luann is nothing but a nurse for Connecticut, so what does’ that even mean.? ” 

 Carole who was initially in control,  turned nasty,  telling secrets. She told the group, Bethenny called Luann a loser.  Luann comes back “If I’m a loser than the rest of the world is fucked”    When Bethenny tries to respond, Luann dances out the room Singing Loser, Loser.   The fight has deteriorated to mean spirited gabs with Carole and Bethenny talking to any housewife who would listen.

Luann tells the group she is going to the Palm Beach (West Palm) for Christmas to visit her brother.  The ladies pause, because Tom and down there cavorting with various ladies .

The ladies were over the fight, most disappearing downstairs where there was a fun atmosphere.  Where there was  laughter, dancing and lady humping.

Hostess Dorinda, keep the mood going by smashing her own face with her birthday cake.  Did I mention the candles were lit at the time? .   I love the ladies, especially Bethenny but Dorinda is the one I’d want to hang out with.   Some of the ladies are licking the frosting from her face.  The combination of late night fun and booze, the ladies woke up in strange rooms.  My favorite was the room with the shark and Christmas lights on its snout.

Its time to leave, both Ramona and Sonja have Dorinda inspect their rooms.  They know “Lady M ain’t the one and this year nothing was damaged, so this year she WONT have to cut a bitch!

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Happier Times

Bethenny asks the women if Carole seemed sad after she left?   Bethenny is still not going to the source.  Not sure how this is going to end.  Everyone is hoping for best.

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You’ll have to bear with me.  I’m still processing last week’s sperm/vjj war.

Last night, she meets with her contractor an tells him (full disclosure) she had sex on a broken sink back in 2008.  Now why the contractor needs to know? is any ones guess, its just how our Sonja’s mind works.    She went on to tell him that it was back when she had some hedge fund over ,and she got up on the sink and it came off the wall. She did glue the towel holder back on and wanted to know if the sink could be glued on the wall.

Luann, participates in blood drive and hopes the other ladies will donate their blood.  One problem they are all recently in Mexico and was told they cannot give blood. (Zika virus)

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Next stop on the housewives trail in Bethenny’s place.    Bethenny is no Dorinda. The vibe isn’t the same.   Dorinda remembered that Bethenny like nutcrackers.  Through her holiday decorator, she finds Bethenny the last FAO Schwartz life size nutcracker.  Bethenny freaks!  and she immediately finds a place for it.  When her daughter sees it she will freak!  Dorinda wants a bigger thank you.

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Next up is Bethenny and Ramona

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At the party there was an un-organized gift exchange.   When Ramona opens her gift and

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see’s its a skin care product, she tells every one she is working on a skin care line.  When

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she tells Luann about it. Bethenny says Ramona is turning it into a infomercial .

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Were not Done!

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Someone is still pissed (no names)

Bethenny calls Ramona to talk about getting into the mix with Carole. Ramona minces no words and yells at Bethenny telling her its rich Bethenny accused her of having an infomercial , when the WORLD (and housewives fans) have to listen to her hawk all her products on national television. 

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AND……..hung up on her!

 

We end the episode with this………

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Damm it Bravo!   NYC survived the ten year curse.  Its the best reality show period.

I get a lot of e-mails from fans of the show.   I am responding sooner so If you could leave your messages in the comment section  I promise to respond.

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See you next week in jail with the Countess

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Are you ready for “POSE”?


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Ryan Murphy who pushed the envelope with Glee and American Horror Story, and Nip/Tuck is again taking us on journey.

He is taking us back to the 1980’s New York’s social scene. We revisit the literary scene and for the first time for many, the ball culture world.

In an January an interview, Murphy told reporters “The show is about the search for being authentic, about creating opportunities”  We’re past an era of straight men playing these roles. Its time to think differently and offer more opportunities to people who want to work.  Many of this cast have never been in front  of a camera before.

Pose features the largest cast of transgender and gay actors for a scripted U.S television series.   Based on Murphy’s history, don’t expect an introduction, prepare to be fully immersed.     Pose premiers Sunday June 3rd 9pm ET.

CityFella