BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Sacramento


  West Natomas: Angeline Jolie is not, has never planned to move to Sacramento. A rumor started by a party of one suggested Ms Jolie was relocating her small active family of ninty billion children to the realtively quiet confines of Sacramento.  Here in Sacratomatoville, the media  (with the exception of CW31) would leave herContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Sacramento”

Joan Rivers,79 is touring the UK (here are 79 of some of her funniest lines)


Comedian Joan Rivers is heading back to the UK on her It’s Now Or Never tour. The legendary Queen Of Mean is now 79 – so here are 79 of her best one-liners and bitchiest putdowns. Buy tickets to Joan Rivers’ UK tour here Joan Rivers is a living legend, if she is touring anywhereContinue reading “Joan Rivers,79 is touring the UK (here are 79 of some of her funniest lines)”

Friday mash up


Candyman At my other office “Alhambra Safeway” yesterday.  I saw this guy feeling up these huge bags of candy marked down 50%.  Fifty percent ! I thought to myself-and quickly realized my big azz didn’t need s big bag of candy and walked away.   Making my way to the front of the store, I thoughtContinue reading “Friday mash up”