The Real Housewives of New York S10 Reunion Part 3 “Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny, lets not talk about Bethenny!


Its a wrap

We began last night where the show ended last week with Carole telling bossman Andy ” He was full of Shit” for saying that Carole and Bethenny trashed each other the entire season.

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Nearly half of the episode was the Bethenny and Carole feud, it was endless and ruined the reunion, at this point I’m on team “can’t give two shits”.   If you need details of their bickering, stop here and read another review. I can’t!

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Sonja Tremont Morgan

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For most of this season I thought there was something different about Sonja.  We love her ditzy gentleness.  But there was something different.  While she didn’t seem to get much screen time but she seemed insightful and sometime brilliant in her confessionals.

Yes, I said it!   Sonja Tremont Morgan.  Last night we learned that she has (I’m not fully clear about this) had some spiritual cleansing? (again, I’m not sure).  She has cut back on the drinking and she seems clearer, more so than ever before.

The spiraling Sonja has found her footing.  She has rented her townhouse, moved into a small apartment and for the first time she seems to have direction.   Bravo, didn’t let us see her move out of her townhouse, we weren’t privy to her personal successes, shame.

Bethenny said she regretted calling Dorinda a drunk, which moved Dorinda to tears.  Carole said that she regretted failing in her attempt to remain cordial with Bethenny. She didn’t regret calling Andy “full of shit’.  Ramona and Sonja made up, a bit.

Let’s Not Talk About Bethenny

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The real housewives of New York survived the dreaded season 10 Housewives curse.   At its worst, New York is the platinum franchise.  The disintegration of the friendship between Bethenny and Carole was sad and dominated the season but destroyed the reunion.  The resentment towards Bethenny by half of her cast mates was clear and with merit. No one can take away her heroic efforts in Puerto Rico.

At beginning of the reunion, some of her cast mates accused Bethenny of “only doing things for the cameras”.   Carole has written about it on social media.  On the reunion,we see montage of Ramona attacking Bethenny ,what we don’t see are images of Bethenny attacking Ramona.  In fact ,we rarely see images of Bethenny attacking cast members,no one has a deadlier sword than Bethenny.  What we see is a regretful apologetic Bethenny, who has sliced and diced nearly every cast member since her return.   I am a huge fan of Bethenny Frankle, I love her intelligence and humor.  The producers of #RHONY seem to project a positive image of Bethenny, perhaps to protect her brand.  I believe the producers have created a wedge between Bethenny and her castmates which in the long term could ultimately damage the show.

It’s Lu Baby!

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This season, I believe Luann had the most compelling story line from beginning to end. We saw her at lowest and we saw her comeback.   I thought the conflict between Dorinda and Luann was far more layered than Bethenny and Carole.   Her absence was notable.  Luann’s story has captured our hearts..   Make some room, its Lu baby!

I will miss Carole, she was a formidable presence.  We didn’t see enough of Ramona this season, the same was true for Dorinda.  I’m on the fence with Tinsley, she doesn’t have a storyline and she doesn’t hurt the show.  I suspect there is something there, its deep, dark and bubbling  Drip, Drip, EXPLOSION!!!

 

See Ya next season….thanks for following.

CityFella

recommendation:  Catch this season of “Married to Medicine” and  Binge watch Last Season of Married to Medicine.  

 

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The Real Housewives of New York S10 Ep 19 ‘Life is a Cabaret” Bitch!


 

Season 10 is a wrap. The New York ladies is the first franchise that survived the curse that befell Orange County and Atlanta.

Last night episode was the premiere of  Luann’s cabaret show.  The women were dressed to slay, at the opening.  Its was sequins, shoulders and jumpsuits .

The heat between Luann and Dorinda continues.  At Tinsley’s penthouse, Dorinda mentioned, John wasn’t invited to the show.  Dorinda say’s  Luann told her earlier that day that she didn’t know John wanted to come and there was no room for him. “If you wanted him to come, you should have bought a ticket,”  Here, I’m on team Luann, like this wasn’t a POP UP show, why would wait until the day of to ask for a ticket for your boyfriend.  Luann is star of the show and this is opening night , she’s  super stressed and your pissed that she is  dismissive?

Dorinda Go Home!

I love Dorinda, Lady M the East Side Gangsta.  Her anger and disappointment with Luann has consumed her.  Everywhere she goes adark cloud follows affecting all around her.  She just should stay home.

(Okay, I know this a reality show and she has to be there,but DAMM!)

As they wait for the show to begin, Tinsley tells Carole that Luann invited her boyfreind Scott earlier in the day, but he was out of town.   Tinsley asks Carol, should she tell Dorinda.   (Here’s a thought-HELL NO!)     Carole agrees with me.

Speaking of Carole, da gurl is being shady.   Initially, I thought she wanted to heal the ever growing fire storm between Dorinda and Luann.  The reality seems, she wants the two to explode.   You have the combustible Dorinda who is beyond angry and resentful towards Luann and Luann who’s grown weary of Dorinda’s stanky attitude and from the side you have Carole pushing Dorinda into a confrontation with Luann.  Don’t you want to stay and say something to Luann?

 

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#Countess and Friends

What we saw, was no fluke, the show was beyond!   And its a bonafide hit.  (Before her relapse. the show was on a national tour)   Our Countess turned adversity into  a fun night, she poked fun at herself, her stint in jail, her marriage to Tom, all the while looking stunning.    Joining her were comedians, actors and Sonja.  Who just had to expose her body, despite a request from Luann,  to be cool on the first night because Luann’s 89 year old mother and her son would be in the audience.  But our Sonja couldn’t help herself and it all came undone and it worked.

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The energy from the audience was outstanding.   One of my favor parts of the show is when Luann was talking about her arrest and mug shot and TINSLEY got caught up and gave Luann this sort of right on girl ,I got a mug shot too!    Everyone was into to it.

Wait, not quite!  Dorinda was that face in the crowd, that was too angry to get into it.   She wanted to be acknowledged.  She pick out some of the dresses for Luann for the show and started shouting  “Jovani” ” Jovani” every fucking time Luann would come out. 

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Coming Together and Falling Apart 

Its the after party.  For the first time this season, Carole and Bethenny were having a nice conversation, they were talking about what was going on in their lives.  For a moment there was a glimpse of their old relationship, with a genuine hug, the barriers seemed to come down.  THEN Ramona appeared, disturbing the energy.     Bethenny asked Ramona to give them a minute.  Ramona: how long, one minute, five minutes, just being pissy.  Bethenny snipped back and told  Ramona he could call her secretary and schedule an appointment. But Ramona, has her own agenda.  This was too much for  Carole and she walks away, and what she and Bethenny had disappeared.

Ramona, is pissed at Bethenny for not showing up at her New Skin Renewal party.  She feels while she has supported Bethenny in her endeavors, Bethenny wasn’t there for her. and to add insult to injury,  Bethenny dismissed her without an apology.

Bethenny said  she didn’t go to the party because she doesn’t take Ramona’s businesses seriously because so many of them fail.  I’m on team Ramona on this one. You support your friends.   Before Bethenny became the SkinnyGirl Mogul, the ladies supported her when she was super poor.

At the after party Dorinda was still mad and planned to leave.  At one point she saw a friend and decided to stay,with the cloud over her head.

  With the exception of Sonja, all the women seems to be stirring up the John controversy.  Only Bethenny, heard Luann’s side and saw that Luann may just had a good reason to respond to Dorinda they way that she did.

Dorinda was already wound up, but add alcohol to mix and its a recipe for a slapdown.

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It was Luann not Dorinda who initiated the conversation.   Dorinda tells her “I don’t want to talk about this on your big night. You were so great and you look so good, I don’t want to talk about how you didn’t invite John but you invited Scott.”

I was like, you look Wonderful, but your still a bitch!

Its reunion time, watch the video

Share your predictions with us in the comments.

Ready Set Reunion (see ya next week)

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The Real Housewives of New York: S10 ep18 “The Real Poop and nothing but the Poop”


Real Housewives Of New York Recap: There’s No Place Like Home

 

The reunion plane is boarding and ready for take off . There are two more episodes before it lands. Last night  we are beginning to see some sparks and possible fights during the reunion.  Bethenny and Carole is a given but the Colombian blow up between Luann and Dorinda is simmering.   Luann is crazy if she thinks Ramona isn’t going to comeback after taking a swipe at her remodeled Hampton home and everyone except Sonja is going to take a crack at Bethenny.

 “Lets talk about some Shit”

The ladies survived the boat ride from hell.  Tinsley is still caught up in her feelings about the trip .  Tinsley is still in denial.  Insisting that it was merely bumpy and the near death experience was a bit exaggerated . Carole said that Tinsley was in denial, like a battered woman  (everything was fine)and the tears began to flow.

Lets move on to some real shit.  The ladies spent a lot of time talking about their bowl movements, who is having solid or loose.  The conversation went into some deep shit, like how frequent and the consistency of the shit.  We learned that Ramona, lost a nugget and the east side executive smeared that shit across the floor, in their rented house in Columbia, that is some serious shit!

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  Som more Shit  (TMI)

Last night we learned that Ms Sonja Tremont Morgan frequently wears a diaper.   YESSSSSSSS  Ladies and Germs.  A d-i-a-p-e-r.    Ms Morgan is an on the go gal.  She wears one when she goes to the Hamptons. Why be delayed by a number 1 or number 2,  when she is wearing something that gives her that exclusive feeling and she can avoid those icky public toilets.

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As long as she is sitting in her own squish, who are we 2 judge?

“Right on Maude” I mean “SONJA”

A lil more shit with Sonja.   Her East Side Townhouse in on the rental market.  She no longer has a wait staff, so she is responsible for her cat and dog poop.   Who seem to have free rein and in the winter poop isn’t a problem, however with the melting snow, she is overwhelmed with poop and a potential client is on route.

Our divorced Ramona, (Mario who?)  is renovating everything.  Her Apartment, her boobies and now her 7000sf home in the Hampton’s .    When it comes to her decor, no stuffy design shops or Home Depot’s for her, its about point and click.    She is excited, Dorinda,Sonja and Luann are the first to see it .   There is no real imagination (to be fair, its in its early stages) but what we saw was white on white on white, with touches of gray and dog poop proof rugs.  For now its as sterile as a hospital waiting room.

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Bravo can be shady and if I were Ramona, I’d be pissed after seeing this episode.

We get to see Bethenny’s 4000sf new apartment which is completely done. Bethenny likes white too, but the touches, the unique furnishings, elevates her place well beyond Ramona’s

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The only let down is the closet.  Real Housewife of Beverly Hills,  Lisa Vanderpump’s is larger than many New York Studio apartments and better appointed.

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We love you Ramona! (sorry).  Sonja saw her apartment in its early stages.  Dorinda saw the final product.  The two sits down for a salad . Dorinda tells Bethenny she is still reeling from the trip, physically and emotionally AND she is still PISSED at Luann after what she went threw hell with TOM!   What kills me about this, both of them are being phony, kissy, kissy, we love each other and everything is fine!  Meanwhile, both of them are telling anyone who will listen, they’re pissed!

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Bethenny and Sonja goes denim designers house. WHERE we learn they use sandpaper around the men crotch to make the package seems larger .

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Last night there was not one but two parties.  Carole hosted a casual athletic leisure themed party for  her Cosmo party. Based on her article about her she wrote about her participation in the NY marathon.  Home girl looked good as she arrived a track suit.  Dorinda splashed in with a tight zipped number in heel’s  Tinsley showed up in pigtails wearing her Columbia shirt WHERE she played tennis.   Her boo Scott was there in his trademark (yawn) sweater and jeans.     Carole’s ex Adam was there. It looks like Adam wants her back and two look good together.   Scott and Tinsley wants them to get back together

Ramona had a pre-lunch party for her skin care line.   My favorite part of the party was Sonja, who thought she would have a launch party of her own at Ramona’s party. As she came with shoes for some of the Housewives.  Some not all, Dorinda, shouldn’t expect a pair of shoes from the Sonja Collection anytime soon.

Notably missing from either party was Bethenny

 With Carole now hanging out with Tinsley and Luann and Dorinda on simmer. Bethenny and Luann are slowly getting close.  Last night Luann said:  “Now that Carole “out of the way,”  she can hang out with “fun” Beth.

Thoughts? 

Cityfella

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep17 “Ship Happens”


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This was a real Shit show, literally, figuratively and emotionally……Dorinda Medley

 

 The Trip from Hell! 

Piss, Tears, Vomit, and Diarrhea 

The New York Housewives are always news.  This episode, taped last February was the real deal .   While vacationing on an island in Columbia, the ladies were told they had to leave immediately, some leaving their personal effects.   The water was dangerously choppy and things were flying off the boat.   Filming was halted.  At one point the engine caught on fire.  Apparently the boats anchor came off and got caught overloading the engine.  Shipmates had to saw the chain to free the ship and keep the boat from capsizing.  Add to this disaster (which could be a TV movie) they could only locate two life vests.   Four of the six women came home with a parasite.  Carole Razidwill believes it was from the fish they ate.  Tinsely and Bethenny are allergic to fish,and didn’t have the fish.    Nearly all the ladies had various forms of diarrhea.  

The final shot of the ladies leaving Columbia, was of a housekeeper washing down a mattress….   (oh Bravo) 

Ship Happens

This could be one of those episodes that you have to watch several times.  I’m not ready to call it Iconic, but its damm close.

After years of terrific vacations this one was from hell.

Its the morning after.    The ladies have gotten used to the never ending  Bethenny and Carole show.   The talk is about the other close friendship of  Luann and Dorinda.  We know the east side gangsta  (Lady M) can go long and deep. (especially after a few drinks)   But not with Luann.   But its another day, they’ve slept.     Lu is talking about the night before and when Dorinda arrives, she is on!     Another round of attacks.   When Bethenny and tries to calm Dorinda, Dorinda tells Bethenny to back off!    Ramona, attempts to cool Luann.   When Carole enters the fray, Bethenny attacks Carole and were off.  Tinsley considers cancelling the boat ride but they have done her hair.  (she has this thing about braids)

Is it the Sacramento heat or is Sonja Tremont Morgan the voice of reason, this season? 

She predicted this day would get worse.

Dorinda admits to Bethenny she went deep and nasty on Luann and is very remorseful.  Carole later encourages Dorinda to Luann to talk privately.

The two hash it out and its love and kisses.  However, due to the personal attacks, Luann is forgiving today.

Someone who should have had a private discussion is Bethenny, who is talking to the group at breakfast about Carole. She is so involved in telling this story that she doesn’t noticed what everyone else has, that Carole has entered the room or did she?

On the island, they let loose.  Finally, the ladies we love are finally having fun, enjoying themselves.  Luann finds a dead crab and decided to prank Ramona.   In the hammock, she drops the dead crab on Ramona’s chest, her screams could be heard in Peoria Illinois.    (Well played Countess)

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

Sonja, who is always the life of the party, didn’t disappoint.  She shared her finest with Columbia and left the price tag on the bikini for………

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

The island visit ended abruptly.  Everyone had to leave. On the boat, a drunken Sonja argued with a drunken and delusional Tinsley about how unusual and choppy the boat ride was. “Why would you bring us on that boat?”  Tinsley who was insisting the boat ride was nothing uncommon.  Tinsley was simply trying to save what has been a terrible vacation. “This is no fucking joke. This is like taking an airplane with one fucking propeller!”  Sonja screamed! as she was clinging to Ramona  “I just peed my pants!

There was real fear and panic with the women.  Dorinda  said she smelled smoke and said the boat was taking on water . Carole was vomiting .  Bethenny asked ” Why is there a siren?” and the screen went black.

“The production crew had to shut down due to rough waters and the safety of everyone on board” (Bravo)

Back in Cartegena,there is peace.  The ladies are in the house, ready to return to NYC.

Bethenny, “When we left that island we got on the boat from hell,” 

Luann, “We all thought we were going to die it seemed,”  “And I’m just holding myself on the ground, praying this boat doesn’t capsize.”

Carole,  “I worked as a foreign correspondent during the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, said of her experience overseas: “It was nothing compared to what happened on that boat.”

CityFella

What are your thought about the trip?    Luann and Dorinda?

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep16 Colombian Fight Night


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  After several years of Vacation bliss with the ladies ,Columbia is a bust. Usually the ladies have a fight on the first night.  But this is the third night and not only is there one fight, there are two fights at the same table.   The only person who seems to be enjoying herself is Tinsley.  She is positively giddy having a glam squad at her disposal.

Last night, was odd, Ramona was relatively quiet and I found Sonja to be the person of reason. (Yes, I said Sonja.)

Bethenny’s is on her own with her breakdown.  After rejecting Luann’s attempt to be a comforting friend, the rest of the women are like “fuck her”  Dorinda said it best, when she says “Bethenny is used to having an ally, but a lot of us have been in situations now with Bethenny where maybe she hasn’t been so kind, so we’re less tolerant to being kind.”   Its this weird back and forth between Bethenny and the women.  I want my friends……  then oh get away, I don’t want to be with people now!   They are done with her!    When she realizes this, she calls her friend Dennis, to get her plane because no one wants to deal with her madness.

Bethenny changes her mind about the plane and goes shopping, with the exception of Dorinda and Sonja the other women are like go catch bricks bitch.   This isn’t lost on Bethenny, who shops until she drops.

The vibes between the women and Bethenny are as bad as it can get.  Carole talking to the other women said . “I just can’t engage with someone who is crying every time we talk.” I am sympathetic to that and it seems like Bethenny, even while trying to not make this about herself, is making it even more about herself. It’s deflection aggression.

Sonja takes Dorinda’s role as  shit stirrer and tells Bethenny every thing everyone has said about her.   With Bethany telling Sonja.  She doesn’t care.

A brief OG Moment

Between  meltdowns.  Tinsley, Dorinda, and Carole exits.   Leaving  Bethenny with a rare moment with some of the original cast members Ramona, Luann and Sonja.  “This feels like old times,” Bethenny says to them. “This feels like the originals.” 

 

This vakay is tense. The source of course is Carole and Bethenny.  Bethenny wont look at Carole. Everyone wants them to fix it!  Hoping to lift the dark cloud that’s ruining the vacation.   With Sonja and Bethenny being chummy, Carole goes to Sonja hoping that Sonja could lend some insight, but Sonja has nothing substantial to add and late reports  Sonja reports to Bethenny.

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in the Room

Carole want to deal with it!  She says she loves Bethenny but she doesn’t get it!  A very emotional Bethenny says their relationship has eroded.  BUT WHY, HOW!   Perhaps the silence between them went on too long.   There is frustration on both sides. Carole wants a quiet private conversation.    Bethenny is very emotional and                                        is yelling at her, accusing her of making things up. Screaming about Text messages and is demanding validation from Carole!

Meanwhile at the other end of the table

Dorinda and Luann are about to go deep.   We love our Dorinda but she’s has tossed a few and Lu said to her ” You’re about to turn”   and she did!  Dorinda, takes no prisoners when she’s had a few!   And she went deep on Luann, deep and nasty.   The fight at the other end of the table was much safer.    She called Luann a felon and that she should drink some more and get arrested again.    Dorinda made  light of her Countess Title  (Say it with me DAMM!!!!) Luann says, “I see how you really feel now,”  Within some of her drunken venom is delayed truth.  Something that she wanted to say but using alcohol as a shield.  At one point, she knocks her glass over and it spills all over Luann.     Ramona, waved the waiter away to cut her off.    The words cut through a very fragile Luann and leaves her devastated.  Dorinda, wasn’t done, with Luann gone, she turned her sites to Ramona.

At the house, a shakened Luann tells Bethenny about Dorinda and her drinking.  Bethenny shares her experience with Dorinda in Florida.   After a few drinks, Dorinda was a jerk to Bethenny’s friends.   A pattern that repeats itself over and over.

                              Columbia has been a rough trip.  Is Dorinda a Alcoholic ?

 

                                                                           Thoughts?

 

 CityFella

 

 

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep15 “Bethenny Breakdown”


'It's the worst feeling, your throat gets itchy, you feel like you're going to throw up,' she explained in a confessional. 'It's like a poison inside you' 

 

Its vacation time….  Colombia!  We see the ladies preparing for the trip.  As Bethenny is preparing to leave, we learn this is the last time she’ll be in her condo, she will be returning to a new home.

Ramona dragging her foot as she walks into a pharmacy.   It seems she just returned from vacation (what a life right?) in Morocco and fell down a flight of stairs.

Tinsley arranged this trip, and must have watched other episodes and in her own way she brought Ramona down a few pegs.    Through the years we have watched Ramona throw tantrums on vacationa demanding the best room in the house.   Tinsley, bought everyone a Tiffany Box with a nice ribbon.    As the ladies toured the house, they opened a box and in the box was a necklace with a housewife’s initial AND whoever initial was in the room got that room.   This was a lot of work…BUT it worked!  Ramona was fine, even with a room with two double beds.

All about Ramona

I’m not a wealthy person so perhaps I don’t understand the needs of wealth on vacation.  Ramona is VERY demanding on vacations.  She utterly helpless and rude to the staff.  She insists “The Help” unpack her thing and put them away, because she is helpless or too stressed after traveling.  I so appreciated the gentleman who helped Ramona to her room with her bags.   I’m not sure he understands English, as Ramona unpacked and asked the man to hang up her clothes, he left the room .  Shocking!   I friggin loved it.   It was like yeah Bitch, exit stage right!    She later was proud of herself for putting her things away.

Ramona wasn’t done!  She went into the kitchen, being all phony, talking about how she “loves to learn new recipes”  Instead of learning, she was insisting that there be no butter in anything they make for her.     Gurl go sit yo ass down somewhere!

Despite Ramona’s foot injury.  You know the one where she was dragging her feet and could barely walk.    Well on this trip, she didn’t pack flats.   While the girls were talking she took the elevator to get a pair of flats and got stuck.  No one heard her.

 

Scott and Tinsley Sitting in a Tree

Scott is wooing his boo.   The two have been together for a year now.   Not only did he fly out a glam squad for all her makeup needs.    He sent a giant wreath filled with 365 roses for their one year anniversary with their initials in the center.  It was grotesque, there was nothing romantic about it.   Bethenny was spot on, when she said it looked like a funeral wreath.

Brian, with the Red Scarf

This is Bravo’s Vacation, all Housewives on deck .   On this trip , if  there was someone who should have stayed at home, it was Bethenny.  She is going through it. At lunch, her first bite of food had fish in it. Bethenny is allergic to fish and returned to her room where she spent time lying on the bathroom floor throwing up .    Skinnygirl is going through it.  I will expand on it futher down.

After seeing him at the Speed Dating event,  Bethenny tells Luann and Sonja that  Brian had been texting her non-stop.   Throwing shade at Ramona, she said he wasn’t interested in her.

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At dinner, with all the women present.  Carole starts talking about her date with Brian. (You guys, may have to remind me.  I didn’t think Carole was taking part in the Speed Dating thing)   Carole, throwing dirty shade said not only did they have a three hour date, he is not interested in Bethenny!

Of course this went south……….

This was just another log on the fire.

Carole was just being nasty.   What started out as hurt and a bit of Jealousy on Bethenny’s end has turned into and out of control fire storm with both women lashing out.   Bethenny:  “You’re acting like you won a prize and he’s just a consolation prize”

What they are both missing.  Red Scarf Brian is probably a troll and perhaps thirsty to be on the show.  I’m sure the other men, didn’t miss the cameras.  Red Scarf clearly spent a lot of time talking to Bethenny and to later trash her, come on Carole your better than that right?    All three women are very intelligent only Ramona had the sense to move on

Dorinda is a messenger, if she hears something she passes it on.   Is she a messy shit stirrer? yes…   As I said earlier, Bethenny is in a mood.   She tells Dorinda, that she thinks the house is junky.  She is thinking of going to a hotel.   So Dorinda tells Tinsley….BOOM!

Bethenny

This was a mandatory trip.  Bethenny should have stayed home.   Her place was sold and while she is in Colombia, her belonging are being packed up without her and moved to her new home.  The year long restraining order on her deranged ex-husband is lifting soon.  The custody battle with her ex is looming and she has lost her way with Carole, a person who she was really close to and wants back.

The next day, we can see her overwhelmed with the weight she carries.   Intelligent, Bethenny sometimes have difficulty expressing herself.  When Luann, (looking good in her blonde wig. Channeling Sofia Vergara )the person she is currently closes to,New do: Luann said she was 'vibing Sofía Vergara' in her blonde wig and red lipstick at dinner 

tries to find out what’s going on with her, at a time she really needs a friend. Bethenny  throws her out of the room and tells her she can’t have more people around and tells her,I’m no stranger to panic attacks. When Bethenny snaps, the other women don’t know what to do.  She wears a shield and its difficult to comfort someone wearing a shield.

Bethenny, is the person who rarely asks for help, she hates being vulnerable.  Its difficult for her to trust.  People she has trusted has turned on her.   Her mom is a terror.  She has sold stories about her daughter, with whom she has no relationship.  Her ex, who has said, he is going to destroy her.

 I believe her relationship with Carole may have been solved by saying I miss you, and I miss us.    But not today and quite possibly never.

CityFella

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep 14 “A little freaky Speed Dating”


Loved this episode, this time were gonna start with pictures.  Speed dating, New York Style.

 I wanna believe Sonja didn’t under stand when she said ‘I love hand marks the next day. Oh, my god,’ Sonja told him.  I think she was simply flirting.

Multi-tailed whip: A man at the speed-dating party whispered to Sonja that he has a 'cat o' nine tails' after she complained about weak spanking

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Turning red: Sonja blushed as the man told her about his leather whip

Tied up: The man continued that Sonja also would be 'tied up' and 'helpless'

Hand marks: Sonja buried her head as the man said he would leave 'hand marks' on her rear

 Sonja buried her head as the man said he would leave ‘hand marks’ on her rear!Image result for breathe gif

Take a Moment 

Let’s get through Some Blah,Blah, then onto the “Main Event”

The episode begins with Luann and her music director Billy Stritch who is a real deal in the music world as they prepare for her cabaret show, featuring Sonja Morgan.  Who says “It’s good to be back in her element”   Cabaret?  Sonja thought skin.  Luann assured her that there wouldn’t be snatch on display.  

Sonja wants to date.   Young Frenchy is history and the other older gentleman want to be serious.         Sonja goes over the Bethenny’s house to review here online dating profile which reads:  She’s  a model slash actress, a toaster oven gourmet, a creator of a global luxury and lifestyle brand and much more.    Sonja and Bethenny laugh over the crazy ass profile.

Tinsley is movin on up………  To the Penthouse of her hotel. (30K a month) her friend Michael in helping her move.    BF Scott is moving in with her.   Tins meets with Carole, her young ex Adam want her back.  (Hey, once your with a mature woman……. )he’s  is wooing her or stalking her, with flowers.  Carole isn’t sure.  She gets some roses from a woman who wants her to come to her Speed Dating Event,  she wanted Carole to bring friends.

Carole meets with Luann over coffee.  Luann is in AA.  Living in New York is challenging for her sobriety. Carole likes this Luann.

Ramona is working out, she says with her weight loss, everything looks good on her .

Blah, Blah over, time for main event Speed dating. 

It’s refreshing to see women over 40 dating and not looking like cartoon characters.   Were at the event.  Carole,Dorinda and Tinsley are not participating, they’re there  to observe.

Let be clear, Ramona at age 61, got game.  Mad game.  M’s Springer can work a room and every man in it.  She has long mastered the hair toss and the eyes.  Young ladies, take note.   She can make a man feel like the most important person in the room.

     Flirt expert: Ramona Singer moved in on the scarf guy at the speed-dating party

Next is Luann, who really just sexy.  She is a natural man magnet.

There were many men at the event.  But red scarf, was the prize of the night.  The event planner was saving him for Carole.  But Ramona, saw him and the red scarf…….Red scarf: Pro matchmaker Rori had a man in a red scarf in mind for Carole Radziwill

‘I came to the party just for this,’ admitted Sonja who called Ramona ‘mesmerizing to watch’.   And she didn’t disappoint, she worked Red Scarf and another man who thought she was in her forties.   Excited, she laid one on him.

    Turns out, red scarf turned out to be Brian, a lawyer who met Bethenny in Miami and he came to the speed-dating session in hoping to see her again.

 Back story: Scarf wearing Brian told Bethenny Frankel that he came to the party just to see her again

Beautiful Bethenny, doesn’t have game.   Her delivery sucks big time. When red scarf flirts with her. She say’s something about a blow job.   Red scarf really seems to be into Bethenny, who doesn’t seem to be into him.

Meanwhile, for Ramona, this is a contest.  I don’t think she wants him, but she want to take him from Bethenny.   She say’s she wants to send him a drink, after all he bought her one.   But it wasn’t that kinda event.    So buys him a drink and takes it over to him WHILE he’s talking to Bethenny.  Ramoma:  “You bought me a drink so I bought you one in return. Cheers, and then she walks away.      RS, is a bad bitch!   If she were 25, women would beat her ass at the club.

Sonja Morgan, will flirt with a plant and the plant would follow her home.  Her flirting is playful and mostly innocent.   Earlier this season, she flirted with a gay man.  And asked him if he was bi-sexual? He said, no and she said, If I buy you something would you get sexual?

So here we are,  all the ladies have met nice men.  No matches, but nice men.   Good sport Sonja is ovah in a corner with a man who has a food stain on his shirt.   She’s cool, like hey, I can be nice   So she flirts with the man.  The innocently start taking to him about spanking.  This man gets a hard on and start talking about how he was going to tie her up and how he is going to spank the hell out her and leave red hand marks.    It took, Sonja a minute and it hit her.  Oh fuck!!!!!!

At the speed dating event.  Tinsley invites the ladies to Colombia.  She tells them its totally safe.

(Cue Scary Music)