I’m not built for mundane domestic duty

Why oh why did I have poor parents?  I’ve always believed that I was kidnapped by a poor black family who wanted a fat child.    Its just a remote coincidence I look like one or two of them. (Just waiting for the DNA results)  My family was worst than poor.  We were middle class.Continue reading “I’m not built for mundane domestic duty”

NYC: Battle of the Butts

The citywide smoking wars have moved from the restaurants and parks — into an apartment near you For many New Yorkers, owning a 1,000-square-foot one-bedroom condo in a posh Upper East Side doorman building is a dream come true. But they don’t live next door to Jane’s chain-smoking next-door neighbor from hell, whose incessant nicotineContinue reading “NYC: Battle of the Butts”