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RHOA Poll Results: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should come back for season 11


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In the last few weeks we conducted a poll.

We asked three questions:   With Kenya Moore unlikely to return next season  What                                                              other cast members should leave the show?

Which of the three friends  Eva, Marlo, and Shemea                                                                      should get a peach?

Would you like to see Phaedra Parks return?

This is not a scientific poll, it was conducted Via Twitter, at a shopping mall in Birmingham Alabama and in a fast food restaurant in Sacramento.   506 people participated in the poll 

 

The results for question one (who should leave) 

47%  Sheree Whitfield

26% Porsha Williams

15% Cynthia Bailey

7% Kandi Burress Tucker

5% Nene Leakes

 

Who should get a peach? 

39% Marlo Hampton

18% Eva Marcille

17% Shamea Morton

26% Neither

Should Phaedra Parks Return Next Season

41% Yes, absolutely

29%  As a friend

30%  Absolutely, Not

 

We will conduct another poll after the reunion ,stay tuned

CityFella

 

 

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RHOA: Time to clean house three or more cast members needs to go (which 3?)


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Season 10 seems to be unlucky for Bravo’s housewives. Orange County has been a mess for the last two seasons with weak story lines and senior cast members who may have overstayed their welcome.

Atlanta, now in its 10th season has been limping for a few years. Last season’s Porsha’s\Kandi drama went much too long. If weren’t for dramatic Pheadra reveal, during the reunion, the entire season would have been a epic failure.

This season, Bravo has thrown everything at its number one reality show this season. Including bringing back first season veterans Nene Leaks and Kim Zolciak.

Marlo Hampton, Shamea Morton, Eva Marcille joined Zolciak as friends of the show. Kenya Moore isn’t likely to return this season due to her husbands refusal to appear on the show.

Like Orange County, Atlanta is in a desperate need a reboot. Replacing three of more housewives. The after two seasons of poor story lines viewership is slowing eroding.

Which housewives should go…..

Click comments, what do you think. Who should go?

CityFella

RHOA: S10 ep10 “Storming Out”


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Its the tenth episode, and this season has been dragging, even with the return on Nene and Kim.   We are halfway through the season and Bravo possibily realizing they must intice the views to hang with Atlanta, its highest rated franchise. Gave us a preview of the rest of the season .

Last night episode was about the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey in Houston and the housewives efforts to help.   However before going to Houston, lets take care of a little business in Atlanta.

Its Tyrone, from Jail.    Its fish friday.  Sheree is home recovering from her back injury.  She is gone head ovah heels in love with her prision man.   Fish? “your eating better than me”   Someone slap Sheree, its fish sticks!   Jeez!   She brings him current with the other women at the Ill fated “Elephant Meeting”  At the meeting Sheree asks Nene about Tyrone.  Nene didn’t want to talk about it. Even though she has freely talked about him out of her presence with the other ladies.

Well let me ask you this: How long has NeNe been married?” Tyrone asks.  He goes on to say Nene better watch herself cause he’s got stuff too.

Sheree, said Nene was trying to holla at him, while she was separated from Gregg.  Offered to bring him to New York when she was on the Celebrity Apprentice

Hmm, I say!  Hmm!

Cause, Nene did back down, when Sheree tried to get her to tell her what she said about Tyrone!   Nene almost never backs off.  “I said what I said”  Not this time.       Hmmm!

Riley? You Ready for your driving Test? 

 

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Kandi, I”m ready.  100K  Yea, teach me how to drive, I’ve forgotton everything! 

Riley looks like her father Block and she has his height.   Block called Kandi, and talked about his one millonth child a son and attempted to give the phone to Riley.   Riley hesitated.  Block has been quite the absentee dad, not showing up for dates and after social media beat the shit out of him last year.  Their relationship is on the mend.  Well almost.  Riley didn’t want to talk to him.  Kandi attempted to get her to talk to her dad and Riley walked away in tears.  Off Camera her sobs was beyond heartbreaking and when her little brother Ace called her. “Riley” it was over. Somebody throw me a box of kleenex.

Kudos for Kandi choosing her daughter over the show. .  She had the mic s removed and behind closed doors she spoke to her daughter.   She later called Block and suggested family counseling.

Houston, Texas

August 2017 

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At the dredful Eleapant meeting Porsha asked the ladies if they would help her in Houston.   Porsha isnt’ the flavor this season and no one responded .

 

Porsha and her sister Lauren go it alone.  They help organize their families charity “HOSEA” to send food and supplies to Houston.  They also plan to go to hand out supplies and donations.

Cynthia, hosting her own event to raise money for the victums in Houston ,goes with the Williams sisters to Houston.   With Cynthia’s event is on Friday, and Porsha’s event on Saturday, they agree they’ll support each other at each one.

Kenya suprises Cynitha at her fundraiser.    Before Kenya’s arrival Cynitha and Porsha were getting alone well.  With Kenya’s entrance.  Porsha was dropped! Porsha who?

Kenya came to Houston with her family to help at Habitat for Humanity to help rebuild homes on Saturday.     Another suprise. Shamea came to Houston to support Porsha.  The intial meeting was tense as the two haven’t been friendly.  But they worked it out.

Porsha sent Shamea to help Kenya.

Kenya is all business and goes all in to work.  At the same time, she barks at other women.

Meanwhile accoss town, more people show up at Porsha event than planned and the event is quickly running out of food.    Porsha loses it, as heart is for the victums.. They were able salvage the event.

This could have easlsily  been the best episode this year and then………

Kenya arrives to dinner late. Well after everyone has ordered and the kitchen is closed.

Shamea confronts Kenya about her behavior earlier.  Kenya apologizes but it was a dismissive apology.   Shamea isnt feeling the apology.    Kenya is like, come on, let it go.  At this point I’m team Kenya.   Hey, I’m sorry, lets not drag this on.  Then Kenya loses me.

She’s rude, she doesn’t want to hear Shamea and orders several glasses of water.  I would have let her have she say, apologized again and said nothing else.

Shamea was going to have her say….

Kenya storms off to the rest room!   In the rest room, she is talking to someone from Bravo and we hear fuck this and that. “I don’t give a fuck about these bitches”  “Fuck thise muthafuckiing hoes”  “That whole table is fucking stupid as shit”    Um, yo gurl Cynithia is at that table too, does that mean she’s fucking stupid?    “No wonder Marc doesn’t want to be a part of the show!”

Porsha goes in the the rest room to check in on Kenya.  We see Kenya flip off the camera and her producers.

The killer moment…..  Kenya storms off to her car.  When her ride or die tries to talk to her.  Kenya says “Goodbye Cynitha, this is not a moment”  And the bitch rolls up the window on Cynitha. 

This was the best show this season….  Will Kenya Survive?

CityFella

 

 

 

 

 

RHOA# S10 ep7 “That Collect Call From Yo Man in Prison”


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A big heartfelt thanks to the readers who have stuck it out with me throughout the years.  You have asked for it and the old format is back.  I was trying to go high, but it seems you like it tacky and tasteless.

Kandi sees the Lake Bailey house for the first time.  Kenya joins them fresh from her grandmothers funeral.  We learned hubby joined her, or so she says.  Cynthia catches her up on the mess in  San Francisco.  While she defended Kenya, it DID bother her that the meeting, engagement, and wedding took place without her, and they are Besties.

De-nile is not just a river ! It took Sheree nearly ten years  to turn a pile a dirt once known as NEVERLAND  into Chateau Sheree or by its real name Chateau Thelma.   So she in an expensive store with Porsha frontin for the cameras saying her unfinished basement is gonna be dope, with a theater, a sauna, a spa, and a wine cellar  The delusional woman is looking at ONE DOOR that costs 8 grand..     Even Porsha, who confused China and Japan, questioned Sheree!   Sheree you need to stop!  JUST STOP! and  Keep making payments on your layaway at BIG LOTS in Decatur so you can fill another room. 

Atlanta’s thickest Vegan, Porsha wants to be hooked up. WITH A MAN? (for now!)  Our Resident Scholar, has hired some wemen to find her a man.   They asked to take a tour of Porsha’s Palace to get a sense of who she is.  Porsha, bought the house ready made for a family complete with a predesigned boys and girls room and a swing set in the backyard. She fails to see how the home might intimidate a man.  Can you just see it, after the first date the man asks, do you have children? and Porsha responds, no but WE WILL! 

There is still some heat and business between Peter and Cynthia.  They meet at a construction site where Peter is gonna build Bar one or Bar Two in Atlanta.  Cynthia owns 25%.   Sexy Sexy isn’t dressed for construction, she is dressed for sex.  This isn’t lost on Peter, who says she makes 50 looks like 32.  The heat is so hott ,if the camera’ weren’t there they would be against a cool wall..  (A mind wonders) 

Kandi is still feeling like a bad mom, because.(who cares! moving on!) Do we want talk about the mother and daughter outing no!  (yawn) 

Sheree finally had THE TALK with her kids about domestic violence.  I know your like me.  The episode was ON, reviewed by bloggers on you tube podcasts on Entertainment Tonight.  Hell Putin, knew Bob was jumping on Sheree.  And her kids didn’t know?  One of her children said Bob tried to talk to her about, but she wasn’t feeling it.   Sheree said one of the reasons she didn’t tell, is she was trying to protect Bob.  Even with the cameras on its clear that her children love her.  Case closed.

 

The Main Event 

Kandi Morphs into Mama Joyce and the Streets are Tawkin! 

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The dates of Cynthia.  We are yet another date with the handsome Will Jones and Sexy Cynthia.   This time with Kandi and Todd  joining them on a boat ride.   Kandi is happy that Cynthia is dating and getting freaky, but she is also very protective of Cynthia and her celebrity status.   Kandi says that in Atlanta, “There’s a lot of people who fake it ’til they make it  So, STAY WOKE. ”   From the moment, they sat down, Kandi grilled Will like a cheap pork chop.  She was relentless and knew stuff. she found out that he was once on a dating episode of  The Steve Harvey Show.  Her sources said he was on another dating show. and Kandi basically wanted to know why a successful man would be on these show?   IF MAMA JOYCE WAS THERE SHE WOULD BE SO PROUD. Kandi had home cheese on the ropes. “I’m not an opportunist, he said”  Mama Kandi isn’t sure, and he better watch his ass, cause Kandi is connected with the Old Lady Gang, and Aunt Bertha know how to handle meat. 

Bravo is so trashy and we love it.   On the front of the boat the women are chatting, in the rear the men.    Cynthia has been divorced from Peter for more than a year now and Kandi wants to know who’s hitting it?  She learns it aint Will.  Cynthia says, that she doesn’t want to get serious with him and then find out the sex isn’t good, but she also doesn’t want to have sex too early.  Kandi comes back and said what if you get together and he has a lil dick?   Yikes!!!   Kandi says  to check out the thickness of his hands and our Trashy Bravo zooms into his hand.  hmmmm? 

 

Porsha’s Date of Death!!!

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Blind dates are scary.  Its like a mystery gift.  Your either gonna love it or…….

Porsha told the matchmaker she was down for anything including interacial dating.  The horny Vegan was sexy for her date.  ON the phone she learns her date is wearing jeans while she is sexy as she wants to be.  Perhaps that was a sign.  When Porsha walkins in and sees him, she freeks out a little and makes a u-turn like ooooh shit. Home cheese wasnt uggly, he was just a bit plain.  But she was there.  She meets him and makes up some lie about her mother living with her and that she needed to leave in an half an hour. 

Dude was just stupid, it was textbook.  This is how you fuck up a first date!  From telling Porsha  that she didnt have a huge ego cause most good looking women do.  To suggesting she drink ,so maybe SHE would loosen up.   He was a simply a dumbfuck and Porsha left that resturant and him on to Freedomland. 

 

When Yo Man calls collect from Prison!

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Jack Daniels, (yep dats his name) Sheree’s life coach comes over for an update.  He say’s Sheree is glowing!   She tells him, she has told her children about the abusive relationship. Jack D is happy.   RING!  You have a collect call from a correctional facility.  (well thats awkward?)  Sheree excuses herself to chat with TYRONE, her locked up SOULMATE!    Sheree is head overheels in LOVE.  She cooes when TYRONE talks to her  and makes plans for the future.  (Like he has anything else to do, the Bitch is in PRISON. He gots hours and hours to think about the future.)     Sheree choose her masters ,cause she’s paying for both the, collect call and Jack Daniels. (The man not da drink)   Off the phone, she tells Jack D she is in love and he his happy 4 her. UNTIL! she says he’s in PRISON.   Jack Daniels face drops a little and his expression is like. SAY WHAT?   Sheree gushes as she’s says “I love him and I love how he treats me. I love the communcations that we have.     Like what the fuck?   I love Sheree, but we need the OLG gang to give her some ligon. BTW, where is Thelma in all this?  Bitch you probably the only one taking collect calls from his azz?   Sure he’s gonna treat you well, hell if you didn’t talk to him, he’d be force to watch Ellen! 

After giving him some background. Jack D asks what’s going to happen when he gets out? But Sheree’s gone… OOOOOh its going to be beautiful, were gonna see each other without glass or guards (she didnt say that). and were gonna touch each other and la la la la la, la la la la.

TYRONE, hopes to be out of da BIG HOUSE the end of this year . But if that doesn’t happen he will be in for four more years.  TYRONE (more gush) makes her happier than ANY man ever has! Lawd, please call your mamas and aunties, we got to get our prayer circles on for Sheree.  The women is lost and that phone bill!   

See ya next week

CityFella

 

 

 

RHOA: S10 ep6 “All Aboard The Shady Express”


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I’m not ready to give Marlo Hampton a peach YET!  But I want more of her and Nene clearly needs her.   As Nene was flapping her gums, Marlo was fixing her wig and her bob that had collapsed on her head.  Marlo not only fixed that wig (how does someone have a problem with a wig?) but she tighten up Nene’s clothes all the while Nene going off on Porsha.

Last night’s episode began where the last episode left off with Nene’s and Porsha’s  petty argument in San Francisco.    While the fight began with the beef between to of them it evolved into Nene’s defense of Kandi.  Nene suggests Porsha’s should have been fired along with Phaedra.   As Nene is being pushed out the door, Sheree stays with Porsha.

The next morning, the ladies board a motorized cable car for a tour on the city.  On the tour Kenya shares pictures of her paternal grandmother who raised her.  Kenya is leaving a day early to attend her funeral.  Kenya’ distress hits Porsha who just lost a family member.   Cynthia notices and comforts Porsha.

Say what you want about Cynthia, but she seems to be the only real adult in Atlanta this season.   She is loyal to a fault, and while Porsha is on the outs with most of these ladies, Cynthia isn’t as cold as say Nene.  She has been drugged through the mud by Nene and tells Porsha its gonna take a while. Nene, hates that Cynthia is no longer following her like a lap dog and she hates being number two to Kenya.

Porsha apologies to Kandi, again. Not sure she is sincere, perhaps she thinks if Kandi opens up a little, the other ladies will come around.  Right now, she is the outcast.

In Chinatown,Porsha, Sheree, and Marlo decide that they should do something nice for Kenya that night since she’s having a hard time.  with a cardboard groom. Someone went on the street and filled the room  with a random gay audience. This could have gone south, but  Kenya went with it .

 Porsha Williams shared some of her wisdom with us.   In San Francisco’s Chinatown,she says “I feel like I just stepped out the trolley, and now I’m in Tokyo!”  

 At  Fisherman’s Wharf, Nene tells her circle that Sheree’s incarcerated boyfriend is a con man who was arrested for conning a company out of “like $4 million.”  We see a flashback when Nene and Sheree was talking about the notorious Tyrone. ,Kandi says, “I hope he don’t con her out of Chateau Sheree.”   Kenya comes quick with  ” Well, it’s not in her name so he can’t do that,”

 

After a ninety minute bus ride, the ladies boarded a wine train.    After Porsha returns from a restroom break, she finds herself sitting with Kenya and Kandi. Can someone say awkward.    The tension breaks after Porsha orders a Vegan meal and shares that she in now 175 pounds.

Nene who is sometimes the expert on all things told the group Sheree’s boyfreind was in the joint for “tricking the stocks”  Sheree laughs and corrects her “It wasn’t stocks that he went in for it was security fraud and wire fraud!”   GET IT RIGHT BITCH!

Marlo brought her skills to the vineyard.  As the over the top flirty owner was feeding grapes to the ladies, Marlo deep throated the grapes, as to say, bitches this is how you get a summer home.     Grapes are stomped wine is enjoyed all is good in Napa.

Kenya has exited to attend her grandmothers funeral.  With Kenya gone, Marlo  says “Let’s play a game: How many believe that Kenya is really married? Raise your hand,”asked the group, do they believe she’s married? and she shadily thinks its weird Cynthia hasn’t met him.

Cynthia leaves the table and in her confessional says “These girls are a trip; they rained on Kenya’s parade when she didn’t have a man, they rain on it extra hard now that she does have one.”

While it may have been all in fun, Cynthia is a loyal friend and there is a part of her is hurt that her bestie didn’t tell her, didn’t introduce her  didn’t include in the wedding.

 

CityFella

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RHOA: S10 Ep5 Jus Som Petty Mess!


Porsha Williams Says NeNe Leakes Should be in Anger Management

There was much anticipation in Sacramento for Kim Zolciak to two step on Kenya Moore’s forehead last night.  It would have been good TV.  Kim has big feet and Kenya has a big forehead.   Would have been, but Bravo bamboozled us.   It was over in mega seconds.

Kim came in cocked and loaded for Kenya.  She can’t stand da bitch and Kim had her on the ropes, but instead of Kenya going one on one on Kim she went after her daughter.   Y’all know, you don’t go after someones mama or their kids.   A lot of people have hit the flo at Wal-Mart for going after the kids and Ginsu’d for talking about someone’s mama.

Kim is restrained….and left the party with Sheree and KROY!!   WTF?  Kroy waits in the car?   Whatevah!    Cynthia supports her gurl Kenya.

The three of them go to Porsha’s house, who lives in the neighborhood.  So they can share this hot tea with Porsha and her sister Lauren.   As in any dispute or argument the details become muddied.

We learned that Gregg is going to be okay with some new medication.   One thing is very clear, Nene really loves her husband Gregg.

Cynthia’s daughter Noelle is not moving to Charlotte with the boyfriend.  He’s an all or nothing guy, and Noelle will stay in Atlanta with mom.

Kenya’s grandmother died.  This is the women who raised her, after her birth mom rejected her.   The loss is deep, it has to be noted that her hubby seems to be no where around.

Sheree the bone carrier’s. life coach suggested some reflection time , a weekend at a hotel.  The hotel she chooses  is in San Francisco.   She invited (before the big fight ) all the ladies except Kandi who was in NY.  (Kim’s not coming)   The bone carrier, thought she’d visit Kandi at the studio to bring  her up to date with latest hot news.    Kandi’s, friend and employee Don Juan, reminds Kandi, the Sheree doesn’t always get the story right or said in another way,  the bitch be adding her own touches to the story.

Kandi fresh from New York and on tour with Xscape wants to stay with her kids.  But with the steaming hott tea from Sheree, she’s going to San Francisco.

Sidenote: I’m originally from San Francisco.  The flight from Atlanta to San Francisco is about four hours.  They must have spent another painful four hours on that bus, before arriving to their hotel.    San Francisco International is 13 miles south of downtown.   The bus went along way so that they could admire the city from the Bay Bridge , which meant they went through Oakland .   I am sure fans from the Bay Area was going whatttt? 

One the bus ,Sheree shares she is in love with a man in prison!  Tyrone is his name and Sheree and Nene has known him for a minute.   This is a new Sheree, who normally keeps her private life private,  so we are all impressed.

Therapeutic? Retreat? With Marlo?    I guess its official, OFFICIAL!  Nene and Marlo have made up.  Nene isn’t feeling Cynthia, and she doesn’t share.  Cynthia and Kenya are good friends so Nene brought the uninvited Marlo to have her back?   The evening dinner quickly deteriorated in a juvenile argument  between Porsha and Nene, did too! did too! did too!   Not much more to see, so keep it movin.

Next week will be a continuation of this silly mess…..

 

CityFella

Did too!

 

RHOA: S10 Ep4 Kim Zolciak throws Atlanta a lifeline.


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You know thing are bad in Atlanta when Cynthia Bailey has the most interesting story line. This was the single worst RHOA episode in resent memory.  There were random shots of the housewives homes that weren’t connected to anything.  This was bad y’all!

The episode begins with Nene and Gregg returning from the hospital, Gregg dads had heart issues and more tests are on the horizon.  Sheree gets a visit from her Life Coach Jack Daniels who gives her a homework assignment before she talks to her kids of the televised abuse she received from Bob.  Meanwhile all these organizations wants Sheree as a spokes person when she cant talk to her own children.

Somewhere in the episode Kenya says someone wants her to talk about her domestic  abuse.   Kenya, we are abused by your antics, your invisible hubby and the absence of any real story line.  .

Kandi goes to New York for a photo shoot for the cover of Essence Magazine.  Its big deal, she will be on the confidence issue, she is a natural model and looks fantastic.  She says being successful is important but whats more important to her is being a successful mother.

Porsha and her sister Lauren’s make up.  No matter how Big she becomes she will never forget about her little sister.  Who needs a real job at a real company to gain some self confidence.

The center of the Episode, right after Gregg’s ordeal is a Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party at the Leakes house. ( The man could have serious heart issues. Let’s have a party!)   Come on now!   

We go out on another date with Cynthia and Will this time its ice cream.  There seems to be a spark between them with a little more flirting.  WILL: Tell me about Lake Bailey.  CYNTHIA: I just live there    Will wants to know when is he gonna be invited to Lake Bailey and Cynthia is a little apprehensive.  She clearly wants to move slow.   Their relationship has made the blogs and he seems concerned.  Cynthia tries to  reassure him .

At the party we see some old faces.  Lisa Wu ,Marlo Hampton and Derek J who still cant walk in heels.    Derek J is a little troubled by the invitation, which sound like bring a gay to the party.

Sheree’s gay is Kim Zolciak who once had a brief lesbian affair.   Nene doesn’t knows she is coming.

10 years ago Kim Zolciak was 29, from wig pulling and beefs with Nene, she was mildly aggressive.   The 39 year old Zolciak (I will call her Kim 2.0)  seems fearless and brought life to this episode of Atlanta.   The 29 year old Kim wasn’t confrontational. The 39/40 year Kim Z doesn’t seem to give a Fuck and her favorite target is Kenya.   It doesn’t make any sense,they haven’t seen each other in a year.  With red cup in hand, she goes after Kenya.

She pretends not to know Kenya’s name.  “What about the other girl, the fucking dumb bitch at your house?”   When Marlo tells Kenya that she can’t wait to meet her new husband, Kim comes back .   It ain’t gonna fucking happen bitch because he don’t fucking exist.”   When the other ladies mention that ani’t met him either.  Kim makes sure every one hears her when she say’s “It’s all a bunch of LIES, a bunch of BULLSHIT! 

Those individuals who aren’t fans of Kenya were screaming and jumping up and down.

Kim 2.0 doesn’t make any sense, but that’s why we watch, we want the tea and the shade and 2.0 was on fire.

Unlike Phaedra and Porsha, Kenya seems to struggle with Kim….  Perhaps is because 2.0 goes as low and doesn’t seem to give a fuck .  Perhaps Kenya doesn’t want to go that low.  One thing I’m sure of. Kenya hates every fiber in Kim’s body and she wants Kim to be run over and killed by someone driving a hoopty!

When Kenya  finally comes back at Kim.  She stumbles .”Why do you have such a hard-on for me?”  “Didn’t they cut it off during your reassignment surgery?”   (Kenya expect a call from the Transgender community)  Then Kenya makes another wrong turn, talking about her kids.  (Yikes)

Kim brought life to Atlanta last night.  However she is a friend to the show, a show that has been a snooze fest these season.   Looking forward to part two.

 

CityFella

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