Spin Machine on overload: Donald Trump Did Not Rob A Bank


  Donald Trump Explains why he didn’t rob a bank! Officer: You entered the bank wearing mask carrying a gun and you robbed the bank. Donald Trump: Yes, I was wearing a mask. It’s a mask. So, I’m a criminal cause I wore a mask? Officer: You had a gun! Yes, I carried a gunContinue reading “Spin Machine on overload: Donald Trump Did Not Rob A Bank”

I recognize that tooth


Not long ago my daughter and I visited a popular all you can eat restaurant here in the Big Tomato. First observation, every other thing they make is fried. After sampling a little bit of every thing, we knew this was going to be our first and last visit. The chicken was hard, the beefContinue reading “I recognize that tooth”

Spain: Spanish woman files police complaint after hitman fails to carry out murder


Photo: aruba2000/Depositphotos Spanish woman hired her son-in-law to kill her partner and then went to the police to file a complaint of fraud when he failed to follow through with the murder, police said on Thursday. The bizarre case ended with the authorities arresting both the would-be hitman, as well as the woman and her daughter,Continue reading “Spain: Spanish woman files police complaint after hitman fails to carry out murder”

Adventures in Blackface: Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam Apologized about the picture Friday, Not so sure on Saturday


We all have bad days……… Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is having a bad week.  This week, the embattled governor has been asked to resign after pictures of him in blackface and in a Klu Klux Klan surfaced. The 1984 pictures was on his personal page when he was a student at the Eastern Virginia MedicalContinue reading “Adventures in Blackface: Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam Apologized about the picture Friday, Not so sure on Saturday”

He Urinated on the Deputy


  Placer County Deputies noticed ,Sacramento resident, Steven Holley was acting strangely around the Miners Ravine Natures Preserve in Granite Bay on Thursday.. In a short struggle with the deputies, the 55 year old’s dingy sprung a leak and he urinated on the Deputy. The Deputies found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia, on the moist suspect. Perhaps,Continue reading “He Urinated on the Deputy”

Oh hell no! No U Didn’t!


Mama, don’t play!  Please believe her!  Noah, didn’t but he knows now! The nineteen year old Noah Sullivan-Lincoln was having an argument ovah a CHEESEBURGER with his mother Cheryl.   Da Boy Lost his mind! He Spat in his mothers face! Then he went off the rails He smacked the CHEESEBURGER out of her handsContinue reading “Oh hell no! No U Didn’t!”

Adventures in Dating in Online Dating 2016A Two Eggs over Lube


They met on a dubious gay site. A site where there are no last names and where telephone numbers are quickly deleted after the meeting.  After about a hour of chatting online the two exchanged telephone numbers.    Both men are in their fifties. Neither man had real expectations of a relationship or a friendship.Continue reading “Adventures in Dating in Online Dating 2016A Two Eggs over Lube”

When the Inner Voice Escapes


A few years ago I discovered Cheetos at a friends house in Austin Texas.  Airy, crunchy, cheesy, who knew. Right! The obese man adding yet another item to my very growing arsenal of snacks foods I’ve been good, occasionally buying a small bag of Cheetos licking the cheesy goodness from my fingers. One day, asContinue reading “When the Inner Voice Escapes”

Someone is on the roof of my car? Really?


Elizabeth Addy  found her husband’s last nerve! The two visited a few bars in area and Richard Addy 69, had enough and left the bar without Elizabeth. Officer Christopher Ruediger of the Stuart Florida Police Department, noticed Elizabeth 50, on top of an 2011 Toyota Sienna Minivan as it came to a stop at anContinue reading “Someone is on the roof of my car? Really?”

This ins’t Buffalo this is Sacramento Dammit!


Its cold.  COLD!   At 5am the outside temperature in my car is say’s its 32! Why am I up in my car at 5am checking the outside temperature?  Cause I can dammit!  Its my car and I can check anything I want at any time, so sit on a toothpick!!!        Continue reading “This ins’t Buffalo this is Sacramento Dammit!”