RHOA: S10 Ep3 ‘Chateau Get Down’


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Sheree brings back the 70’s  Moore of Kenya’s Mystery Man

Cynthia dates a MAN!   Kandi Xscapes the OLG

Porsha Dream Salon-Gregg’s Emergency

Last nights episode began with Porsha and family at a salon getting body wraps,  Perhaps this is a new part of her vegan regiment. (yawn).

Meanwhile C. Bailey continues to make 50 look good. We go with her on he first date with “Will” who seems to bring the perfect into gentleman.  He is thoughtful and polite. he doesn’t bring his cell phone on dates.  Will at 41 ,is closer to her age.  C. Bailey likes what she sees and unlike her last date, he didn’t make her work or scratch her car with his Big Wheel .

Sheree is planning a 70’s themed birthday party for mana Thelma. Her children including Sheree’s 31 year old daughter (Bravo can be soo messey-and I love it! ) are shopping for costumes.

Its hott in Atlanta, complains Gregg and he and Nene sit by the pool. I guess being in the Air Conditioned  house isn’t on option. We see their son Brent, for the first time in years and the boy is huge.

Kandi and Todd has a meeting with staff.  The OLG restaurant has a large and unfamiliar staff and they are in the need for General Manager.  Speaking of Changes Carman is leaving the Kandi factory and is starting her own insurance company.  Kandi is underwriting the business.  ( I want to be Kandi’s friend too!)  The meeting seems to be a review of the gossip which includes talk about the Xscape tour. Meeting Adjourned

Cynthia visits Moore manor.  Kenya says, the dog peed on her wedding dress.   This dog is five inches tall.   Either the dress was on the floor or the the dogs has an extenda dick with a powerspray function.  Come on Kenya, Come on!

Porsha, Porsha, Porsha, wants to open a salon with sister Lauren.   They meet with a business manager and a Real Estate professional  . While the business manager wants a plan our Porsha is plan less.   When asked what would make her Salon stand out in Atlanta, she believes her star power alone would bring in the clients.   While she tells her sister Lauren, its there project where Lauren would be in charge of the day to day operations, Porsha figures a fair split would be 85% and Lauren would receive 15%  Lauren feelings are hurt because it sound less than a partnership and Porsha seems to feel she is already getting benefits by living in her home.   Porsha who has a budget of ten thousand dollars* a month wants to open the salon in month.   The professionals tell her with permits finding a location etc a realistic time is nine months.   * Ten thousand dollars, didn’t Porsha say she couldn’t afford 10k for an airline trip to attend her best friends wedding?

Gregg went to the hospital concerned about chest pains. Insists Nene goes to Sheree;s party.

Sheree was having party planning issues. I was hoping for a new catch phase. “Who gonna check me boo” is still relevent after all these years.   Sheree’s party planner initially said she was running a little late and then abruptly cancelled telling Sheree she was on her own.    I love ya Sheree, but I wonder if payment was and issue?.

KENYA MO!    I want you to find love, I want to believe you are married. But you make it hard for us.  When every time you call your hubby, we don’t hear his voice.  You went through great lengths to make us believe calling him several times leaving messages.   Nene , who doesn’t miss a trick sees his side of the closet and notices most of the things have price tags on them so you can take them all back to Ross and get you money back.   I wanna believe, Kenya but you make if difficult.

The Party at Chateau Sheree is festive and everyone is having a good time in their  seventies garb.

The next day, Gregg is freaking out a little out the hospital (you can hear it in his voice) he has low blood pressure and they have changed the time of his procedure and he wants Nene there.

Folks despite Nene’s return, this was a little slow.  This episode was about a four. Next week Kim Z is returning. Perhaps her shock paddles will bring life back to Atlanta.

CityFella

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RHOA: S10 Ep2 Not Over It


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Ladies and Gentlemen!  I give you Cynthia Bailey.!  All of her!   I’ve watched all the Bravo franchises and have never seen a housewives getting in the tub and shaving her legs in the tub.  Yes, Angela Stone from the Real Housewives of Auckland took pictures for the cover of her book in the tub.  This seemed like a commercial for a woman’s shaver or bubble bath.   Just an observation and yes she has it.

We join Ms Bailey on date in what looks like a giant chicken coop.  He date blindfolds her and reveals they are in his studio. Dinner is prepared.  Did I mention her date is  a photographer,who takes pictures of her. The cynical me says the photos are to boost his career.   At dinner they discuss age, he’s 29 she’s not end of story.

Across town at Porsha’s sister Lauren and her child is moving in, there is some baby daddy issues.

Sheree sees a Life Coach, the abuse that surfaced last season with Bob is a heavy cloud she can’t shake.  Despite the show airing, she still hasn’t had the discussion with her children. Her Coach recommends a dry run, where she inacts a conversation with friends. She has the dry run at Kandi’s House.

After Cynthia divorced, she thought she and Kenya would be burning up the streets as two single women.   We learn the beginnings of Kenya super fast relationship.  Sounds like hubby has a couple of coins.  Problem is he is a private person who married a public person and she is worried about their future.

Shamea, Porsha’s bestie is  getting married in Kenya.   From the moment Phaedra entered Porsha’s life her relationship with Shamea has been bumpy .    The Bentley driving Porsha, says she cant afford a 10K first class ticket to her besties wedding. and she has a medical condition that prevents her from flying coach.

Shamea has an shower.  Everyone is in hats.   I didn’t recognize Sheree ,wearing a dark blonde wig.  Porsha said she looked like Kim Zolciak (yall leave Porsha alone, only Porsha would think Sheree looks like white woman.)   Porsha also thinks she and Kandi are okay.  When she joins the table, Kandi gets up and leaves.

Kandi returns with friend Carmon on the other end of the table.  (we know Carmon has jokes)   Shamea and Porsha have known each other since they were children and she wanted to know why wasn’t she attending?  Porsha, well I sent you a not from my doctor.   Carmon reached into her purse and said she has a note for everything.   Porsha at one point said she basically has low blood pressure that wont allow her to set for long periods.   Carmon came back with yes she not used to having her legs down that long cause they are usually  up in the air . (Now come on Bravo, yall was being shady and we love it. I question if they were sitting at the same table cause Porsha would have turned over that table if she heard any of Carmon’s comments. )

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The episode ended with Shamea and Porsha arguing.  Porsha’s upset, that Shemea brought this up in front of Kandi.    Clearly there are deep feelings from Shemea wanting her bestie at her side.  As the door was closing Porsha called Shemea a bitch and said she will love her from afar .

This Episode was a 5 out of 10

CityFella

The Real Housewives of Atlanta #Rhoa S10 EP1 50 Shade of Cynthia


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First things first, Nene is back with a hardcore Georgia swagger.  I was mixed about her return, when she shines, there is no housewife like her anywhere.  When the light fades she can turn very dark and bring an episode to its knees and while I’m happy to see her, its still a wait and see.    Last night Nene was vintage Nene and from the  high quality commercials on last night.  Nene deserves every stack of cash Bravo pays her.   All the other housewives in the city’s will just have to hate her!

Atlanta has been suffering of late, the drama was drawn out and last years Kandi, Porsha, Phaedra storyline went on for much too long.  New York is the currently the best franchise, the housewives are older and the issues end after a few episodes and with the drama, the show has humor.    In the ratings  New Jersey is second only to Atlanta and like Atlanta the storylines lumbered on .  This season the ladies are older and this year New Jersey is much improved.    Atlanta’s “OG’s , Nene who is now 49, Kim and Sheree may stabilize Atlanta.   I’m encouraged after last nights episode.

Season ten opened with the crowds at the OLG restaurant.  Kandi ,Todd’s baby is a hit!  The downside of  success is Kandi feels, she isn’t spending enough time with her children and she’ll see even less of the kids when she goes on tour with Xscape.

The season is on. We see Cynthia Bailey in full makeup in an expensive kaftan blowing leaves at her home on Lake Bailey.  She is preparing for her 50th birthday party (she admits her birthday was a few months back)  at this party attendees will come dressed as her.

Next scene we see Mrs Leakes, arriving in her Black Rolls Royce, Bitches!   (Warning:  I will be saying Bitches a lot!)  She walks in with air kisses and its now down to business.   She want’s to get down with Kenya business.  Is da gurl married or is he the latest rent a man?       Nene struggles with Cynthia, who is happy! happy! happy! for Kenya.  Her happiness for Kenya trouble’s Nene as Cynthia doesn’t anything about her close friend husband, including his name.  For now its baby?    In addition to not knowing his name, Cynthia doesn’t know how long Kenya has known her man. Answers a besty would have right ?  But she is happy, happy, happy, for Kenya.  Kenya doesnt know Nene is going to lunch with them.

Kenya arrives, in her white convertible Bentley.   She walks in, and Nene is like bitch sit down lets get this interrogation going and tell me EVERYTHANG about your Husband!    Kenya is all smiles but not giving up shit!  His name is baby,  They’re looking for a house together because Moore Manor has ghosts . ( I think we know his name and he breaks windows!)    Nene goes in for round two and gets nothing.

BeWeave it or Dont!

Porsha has a podcast giving out marital advice with her sister and cousin!

One thing is clear this episode, Phaedra Parks is gone but is still very much a part of this episode.    Porsha is the outsider for now and possibly other episodes.  She says  Sheree is the ONLY housewife who has reached out to her.  Meanwhile, Phaedra has texted her and seems to want her friend back.  Porsha isn’t feeling it and her sister and cousin are shooting looks that say, leave that bitch ALONE!

Porsha gives us one.

Some one wants to know if they should introduce their man to the family.   The women is in her twenties and her man is 49, three years older than her dad.  First, Porsha says an old man cant make a baby.  The ladies correct her, and tell her a man in his eighties can father a child.   Porsha, our 265 days a year, THE QUEEN OF ALL KNOWLEDGE WHEN IT COMES TO THE UNDERGROUND RAILROADS SAY’S  “Does that mean they would have old looking kids.” ?

Its Sheree! 

Nene has a boutique in Atlanta call Swagg. She does a few seconds of promotion and Sheree walks in.  The reunion is great, these two run hot and cold.  We get a quick montage of  their fights.  Nene senses Sheree may be seeing someone.  Sheree is not giving it up and in her confessional she made it VERY clear Nene would be the LAST person she would tell.  They talk about Phaedra and Porsha and while Sheree is giving Porsha a break, Nene says Porsha isn’t so innocent  She says Porsha is running around talking about her.   Nene thinks the root of the problem was some advice she gave Porsha on the reunion a few years back.  Sheree says, Nene is surrounded with yes people.  People who agree with her and she doesn’t like people who disagree with her.

Later we see Sheree with Porsha shopping at  a wig shop for Cynthia’s Party.  The two talk about  the status of Porsha and NeNe? Porsha is pissed, she says NeNe said she should be fired on  Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happen’s Live.  As for the advice, Porsha said NeNe could have done that privately.

The Phantom Groom 

In her Bentley, Kenya calls her dad.  He is being questioned about Kenya’s posts on the internet.   Kenya’s dad is very outspoken and she did not want her dad to say anything to upset her future husband.   He tells her he just wants her to be cautious.

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Noelle, loves her former step dad and asks Cynthia did she invite him to the party.?  Its clearly uncomfortable and she calls him.   He tells her he cant make it and you can tell it made her sad.   Its her first birthday without him .

50 Shades of Cynthia (The Party) 

Most of the attendees were in various shades of Cynthia.   There was a little Bravo cross pollination with  Toya and Quad from Bravos’s Married to Medicine.  However, Cynthia’s good friend Nene was awashed in white. She wasn’t trying to look like her good friend.

Sheree and Porsha arrive late.  Porsha, hugs Kandi and someone of the other women, but ignores Nene.   Kandi isn’t cool with the hug and say’s she cant be phony and leaves the area.  Meanwhile, Sheree wants Nene and Porsha to fix whatevahs wrong in housewives style at someone party.

Before I go on, this probably the only fail of the night.  The confrontation between Porsha and Nene at the party looked staged.   Nene’s hubby is sitting behind the ladies as  they go at it.  The camera focused he reactions of compete strangers  Ok Bravo, what’s that all about?

Nene want to know whats going on.  Porsha, said that Nene said on WWHL that she wanted her fired.  How can you want your friend fired right?  Nene said, I never used the words fired!   Before the fight escalates, Nene walks away.    On twitter, a lot of people was surprised!

Fans know, a vintage Nene would have gone off on Porsha, and she would end until Porsha left.   She would get in a verbal sparring match with anyone at anytime, taking no prisoners!   What we saw last night was a mature Nene.

Nene, is entertaining, and I’m liking the mature Nene.  Time will tell .

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(I wanted to say Bitches-but I’ll wait)

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The REAL housewives of Atlanta Sp9 Reunion pt 4 “She is a low down unremorseful liar!”


 

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Todd said ” Drag her Porsha”

Porsha, missed an opportunity to drag Phaedra Parks ass across the stage out the building and down the block.  It would have been sanctioned by Andy Cohen and all the housewives as Phaedra told the BIGGEST MOST HEINOUS LIE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THE HOUSEWIVES FRANCHISES!

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Now there have been various housewives lies about ,home ownership, random lies about people places and things, having cancer, and our favorite, fidelity.    BUT, no one to my knowledge ,in any of the franchisees have told a lie that could not only damage their brand and reputation, but a lie that could send a housewife and her husband to jail. 

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Bravo made us wait for this drama.  This all could have fit in a two part reunion, but four?  Let’s hope this isn’t a trend.   Having said that I enjoyed nearly every minute. I especially loved that they allowed us to follow the housewives behind the scenes.

Busted Bitch!

In part three, the world learned Phaedra was the source of the ” Kandi and Todd planned to drug and kidnap, Porsha to have sex with her”   Phaedra told Porsha, Kandi confirmed the story. Phaedra was also the source of the “Marvin” story. (Todd was telling random women in New York his name was Marvin)   Phaedra was stoic as her girlfriend was falling apart.  Well, seemingly falling apart, we saw the tissue, we didn’t see the tears.  Not lost on Kenya and Todd.

“You know damn well the day you told me that, two days before I sat with Kandi, you said she told you firsthand! Then two days ago we talked on the phone and you told me that she said it firsthand. Now, what I’m not gonna do is go back in text messages and reveal that, because we don’t need no motherfucking receipts.” (Porsha Williams)

(Porsha off the sofa)

  Porsha, found a few tears and begged for her sister Lauren.  Meanwhile, while she was waiting for her sis, Shamea comes in, not to tell her, she told her so about Phaedra, but basically she did just that (tell her so).  Meanwhile her sister comes in and was genuinely surprised to here what Phaedra said.

Kandi, Cynthia, Sheree Todd and Andy (off the sofa)

Todd reminds his wife she’s been vindicated. For Kandi the pain and the rage was there. She talks about people hash tagging #KandiAKABillCosby under her business’ photos.    Cynthia and Sheree are confused and in shock!  Cynthia say’s she has never seen anything like it!  The three housewives talk in the ladies room, Andy joins them as to check the temperature, he is also in shock!

Kenya Please! (off the sofa)

Kenya is on the phone with her friends Brandon.  She has never evah, liked Porsha and wanted a friendship with Phaedra until Phaedra turned.  Now is off with their heads, she wants them both fired!

Phaedra (off the sofa)

Okay, I’m gonna give Phaedra one.  While she is surrounded by emotional chaos ,caused by her, we see her calmly being groom.  Bad and mean editing 3Bravo!.

Porsha (on the sofa)

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Her buddy, threw her under the bus and Phaedra, didn’t look a bit more bothered, of course until she was busted.   However, when Andy asked her why would she believe  Kandi and Todd would drug her and take her back to their house? she replied, “this is what I was told”

 But I don’t have pity for Porsha.  Phaedra supplied her with the bullets, but it was Porsha who pulled the trigger.  She had ample opportunity to contact Kandi, a person she called a good friend, to verify the story.   Porsha isn’t dumb, anyone who has seen her on the Celebrity Apprentice can attest to that.  So Porsha, your no innocent.  Porsha, apologized to her old friend, but that fell on to closed ears. it was wayy too late!

Kandi, Cynthia, Kenya, Sheree and Todd (on the sofa)

There were few words.   Kandi said she was numb.  Kandi said she would have never done that to Phaedra.  With regard to her ex employee Johnny, who’s attorney is suing her for over $168,000.  Kandi said,  she wouldn’t sit down on television and speak with Angela Stanton, the woman who wrote the tell-all book about Phaedra.

Phaedra could have let her faith allow her to come clean in her restoration services, but the holy and ghost wasn’t with her.   Phaedra  had several opportunities  in Hawaii to come clean, Phaedra enjoyed her Champagne instead.

Andy and Phaedra  (on the sofa)

Andy gave Phaedra a lifeline.  Phaedra pushed it away. ” You know I made a rash decision.”  He asked Phaedra if she was mad at Kandi?  She says no.  At first it was something she was told. When Andy asked Porsha she say’s  Phaedra was adamant she understand she heard Kandi say she wanted to drug her firsthand.  Then Phaedra changed,“I was repeating something. I shouldn’t have repeated it.”   Then she gives the Shaedra apology, I’m sorry! I’m Sorry!  Phaedra was cold and emotionless

 

Put a big ass fork in Andy, he’s done!

I listen to Radio Andy on SiriusXM.  Phaedra Parks was one of his early guest when the show launched in 2015.   The two have a history which predates the housewives.  He was done last night.  In the last few minutes, after giving Phaedra every opportunities to help herself, she tells her, “You got caught in a pretty megawatt lie. I don’t know that you’ve completely copped to it…”

No Reply.

Andy says it’s impossible to tell what she’s feeling, and Phaedra says,

“All I can do is apologize. I can’t change that it happened.”

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Typically there are hugs after a reunion and what did you learn from the season?

Last night, there were no group hugs in Atlanta. No what you learned from the season?  Only a cake for Cynthia Bailey’s 50th and forced smiles.

CityFella

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Real Housewives if Atlanta S9 Reunion Part One… “Waiting for the Sizzle”


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Takes a while for the pot to heat up.   Part one ,of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion took nearly 30 minutes to heat up. After watching last nights Real Housewives of Atlanta its gonna take longer.

As with Beverly Hills, viewers get see the ladies as they prepare for the show.  In Atlanta, it was all breasts.  There was a lot of tape, especially with Porsha Williams who looked good in short hair, however if she sneezed,  there would have been an International incident.  The only one who seemed covered up was Sheree Whitfield in a nice but ill fitting dress.  Cynthia, was regal for an opening act in Las Vegas.   Kandi Burress Tucker with showroom new breasts was a complete snooze fest.  Kenya Moore short wig looked good and she passed.  Phaedra Parks, hair was good, but the make up or last minute freshening (face lift) made her look odd.

Speaking of Breast, the first topic is breast and camel toes,, apparently that’s a thing. Phaedra says you purchase camel toes on Amazon.  Moving quickly along.

THE HOUSES

The Lake House at Lake Bailey,  Porsha’s Palace, Moore Manor and Chateau Sheree.   It sucks to be Sheree.  In Atlanta, there are  blogs dedicated to the progress and news  on Chateau Sheree, they know every lien, every violation, everything about the former Neverland.  

 Kudos to Sheree you’ve done it. Now sell the shit, before its taken away and get yourself  a nice Condo in Midtown Atlanta befitting a single women like you.  Before the Chateau  kills you. !

Kenya says no one lives in Chateau because of every times she passes by, the light are out.  The two starts their typical arguments bout mortgages and liens.

While Sheree built the Chateau on her own, she wouldn’t give Kenya the same honors.  She and Porsha insist’s an Nigerian helped Kenya with the house.  Porsha, knows all the details about Nigerians, cars and trickery.      Kenya denies it, but even it were true, who of the two ladies are likely to keep their home?

At the end of the segment Kenya congratulated Sheree for a beautiful house When asked about well publicised liens, a stumbling Sheree said the contractors who deserved to be paid, were paid.  One wonders how many unpaid contractors watched last night.

A Spark of Drama!

Phaedra was given recognition for her charitable work.  Kandi was a bit pissed because someone in Phaedra’s office indicated Kandi’s contribution was $500 to the Flint Camp, when it was actually $5000 Phaedra said it was a misprint.

It seems Sheree’s “Who’s gonna check me Boo” tee shirt out sold Kenya’s hair products.   When asked about it,  Kenya took a long walk down memory lane with a helping hand from Andy.   A few years back she gave $20,000 to the Detroit schools and  Andy asked if Nene did, nope.  Sheree reminded us she never answered Andy’s original question.

Andy asked, if any of the women’s relationships were repairable.  Phaedra response  was possibly in the future .  Phaedra ! Phaedra!  PHAEDRA! didn’t you watch your own segment when you said despite Kandi’s support and apology when Apollo’s girlfriend appeared at the Old Lady Gang Resturant.  And you said, Its over between you and Kandi?

Kandi kept it clear, BULLSHIT!

Kandi has always maintained there are two Phaedra’ one camera ready (butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth) and off camera (Yes they are all bitches!)

Divorce Party

Phaedra thought Kenya’s Divorce Party was disrespectful.  Kenya said, there was no ill intent.  Kenya said Cynthia told her she didn’t like the idea of a divorce party and said Phaedra could have done the same.  Phaedra went back to the texts between Kenya and Apollo that goes back several seasons.  ANYONE who has followed this tired storyline of two or three seasons  back had to say to themselves, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!  

  Kenya kept it real. Last year, Phaedra prayed with Kenya saying she wiped the slate clean, Phaedra lied.   This is all Phaedra has as a story line.  Defending a man she no longer wants, a man who has clearly moved on with a new boo. But Kenya, brought it back home.  The riff between the two ladies isn’t about Apollo. It was about their competing work out videos.

Porsha’s Anger Management Classes-No sizzle yet,      But the pan is getting warm! 

Think back, remember when Phaedra told Kenya that Porsha wanted to talk to everyone about her anger management?    We know how much Porsha and Kenya feels about each other and it went down hill from there.  With Kenya taking it too far and antagonizing Porsha..  Porsha walked away and Kenya followed her pushing all her buttons.

Kenya denies, pushing peoples buttons.  But ya do Kenya, Ya do! 

Porsha,surprised me by defending her friend after Phaedra clearly lied to her about telling Kenya.  This  wasn’t lost on Kandi who said, Porsha is quick to excuse Phaedra wrongdoings but hold grudges against everyone else.

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Which answers a question for me. At the Divorce Party, Porsha receives a Text from Phaedra, a text that was clearly meant for Porsha.  But Porsha shares the text with everyone in the room including the Damming statement about Kenya.    I think Porsha needs this friendship and she doesn’t  want to share Frack with anyone.  

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.Kandi keep it real buy saying yes, I’m a strong personality and if people didn’t leave her along she wouldn’t be fighting with folks. (Don’t start none-won’t be none!)  But Porsha and Phaedra like to drag up things from the past and pop off!

Kandi says, before this all started, she and Porsha were cool.  She donated five grand when Porsha was on the Celebrity Apprentice to support her friend.  Porsha dismisses the act and ACTS like Kandi was making a random donation to a charity.  Porsha says she cant be bought and Kandi thinks she can by people.

Loyalty goes a long way with me and Porsha should be done.  Kandi has been a supportive friend, how many other shows has Porsha sang in?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S9 Ep15 “Let it all on the Table


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LesbianGate  Continues.  This filler episode, starts with a limp and ends with a BOOM!

Kandi’s shares her explosive outing with Porsha with the rest of the housewives and Shemea Porsha’s bestie. Missing in the meeting is Phaedra.   Kandi maybe one of the wealthiest housewives in the franchise but ,she is the least pretentious as the ladies received their drinks in red Dixie cups.

So we see Kandi and the ladies at her home who seem to enjoy Kandi’s adaptation of the drama.  If there isone thing that troubled Kandi, it was Porsha’s saying that she heard someone say Todd and Kandi  planned to drug Porsha and Shemea . With Porsha’s creditability in the spotlight, Cynthia questions her allegations about Peters infidelity.   In light of Bill Cosby, this allegation are serious and could ultimately effect Kandi professionally and we all know, no one plays with Kandi’s money!   Across town Porsha is sharing her version with her sister Lauren.  With Lauren, Porsha seemed more honest and sort of suggested Kandi’s version might be true. Perhaps it was the Henny.

Phaedra, returns to the church that helped her during her divorce and considers inviting the other ladies  for a restoration service at the place that helped her in her darkest hour.

On a visit to the site of the Old Ladies restaurant Kandi and Todd talk about a trip to Hawaii.  Kandi suggests bringing the other ladies . Todd immediately rejects the plan as nothing ever goes right at these vacations and he’s not going unless some of the men go.

We get to meet Kenya’s brother Ronnie along with her and Ronnie’s children.  Motherhood and the subject of Matt comes up, she tells him about Matt’s good qualities and bad,the window breaking etc.  After sharing her story Ronnie, Kenya finds wisdom. Maybe.

Cynthia, Kandi and Phaedra meet to invite Phaedra to Maui…    Porsha has some reservations as she doesn’t get along with Todd, Peter and will consider going if frack joins her.

Sheree visit’s Bob at the Gym, and invites him to Maui .Bob’s in but Sheree tells him they would have separate rooms.  Todd invites Peter, Cynthia’s okay as long as HE has his own Room.

In a gift to us. Porsha thinks Maui is out of the country or the third stop on the Underground Railroad.

A Maui Powee?

The ladies arrive on fumes to Maui. Phaedra and Porsha missed the first flight. We see frick and frack in selfies taken on the plane.  Dinner was served outdoors and the conversation was dry and tired.  Porsha’s arrives with her potential (unemployed) baby daddy, Todd.

Her arrival isn’t welcome by the group.  Kandi is uncomfortable and leaves the table. Phaedra arrives, conversation is light.  Peter stirs the shit by asking Kenya where is Matt, knowing he punched someone that last time they were all together.

The table goes silent, leave it to Sheree to open the Porsha segment.  Kandi returns and Porsha denies what she said and hold on to her story.  Then blames the incident between her and Kandi on the alcohol. Porsha changed her story from knowing that Kandi had a sex dungeon to hearing she had a sex dungeon!   Kandi then distributes a full color copy of a text conversation she had with Porsha with everyone at the table. (and reads it aloud)  In the text,she reads how much fun Porsha said she had and how she said she (Porsha) wouldn’t rape Kandi on camera(no worries). CAN SOMEONE SAY BOOM?

Text messages: Texts were printed out by Kandi and handed out to the group to show Porsha was the aggressor

To be Continued

CityFella

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“Last Week”

Tongue Kissing, Sex Dungeons, VJ eating

Too much for my Christian Eyes, so I read it twice!

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Real Housewives of Atlanta S9 Ep14 Who’s A Lesbian?


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This is de episode   The rumors about who is skinny dipping in the lady pond comes full circle and someone falls hard out of the closet. 

One more day in the Woods

The Lesbian conservation swirls. Kandi is still pissed and is done. DEE OH N E!   She doesn’t want to travel with the ladies and arranges he own ride to the ATL.   When Kandi tells Cynthia she’s leaving .Cynthia’s response was like.  I’m done with all the drama including yours.  Girl By!

The next day the ladies climb into bus and please believe Sheree isn’t done and Phaedra doesn’t have a glass in her mouth to prevent her from talking.  Sheree wanted clarity and Phaedra had a bout of “flash amnesia ”  she didn’t remember anything. Any conversation about Kandi and her lesbianism.Porsha tried to clean her role up, but no one on the bus was buying dat gov-mint cheese

At the lake house, Cynthia traumatized her daughter Noelle about Lesbians.

The Kenya Surprise.

Your girl is turning 50 and getting a divorce. So you get your girl , a card, a cup cake, a night with the girls? Kenya, wants to give Cynthia something unique and she does with a lil shade. She takes Cynthia for a laser vaginal rejuvenation.  Of course Kenya doesn’t need one because she’s younger and her VaJJ doesn’t get much use.  (Kenya is much younger at 46 or 47)  As a bonus, we get the see some of the procedure.  Bravo cuts to flowers and butterflies to distract us.

Its official, Apollo is her ex

Phaedra rolls up to her lawyers office in hott black benz.  These ladies like there cars. It’s funny, the      The office conference room  has a giant sign(KAPLAN FAMILY LAW) so fans in Atlanta know where to go.  Her lawyer Ronnie tells her the judge finalized her divorce.  However SHE would have to tell Apollo they are finished.   Now Apollo can tell his girlfriend he’s free.

Daddy Dearest Momiger and Porsha’s 1.4 new house

I’ve never understood why a deadbeat daddy would want to be on TV.   Once again, after demanding that he be allowed to see his daughter Russell “Bloc” Spencer was once again a no show. Riley is clearly hurt and done.  Kandi encouraged her to put her feelings on pen as she has difficulty expressing her feeling and takes her to the studio.    Even with auto tune, Riley is no Solange, however Kandi get bonus points for being a supportive mom.

Across town frick and frack gets together at Porsha’s HUGE new 1.4 million house.

Cynthia is having a fashion show for her new purse and bag line in Atlanta and tells Sheree there maybe a spot for her son Kairo in the fashion show.   Sheree is bout da business and asks if he is getting paid.   Ah, no  how bout a backpack.   Sheree son has never been in any show and tells Cynthia she would prefer  the show to be on a weekend.

Porsha sits down with her unemployed boyfriend Todd and put him in check.  With all that time on his hands he’s upset Porsha has a job and cant be available when  he’s available which is all da time.  ” She tells him that he’s almost 40, so she thought he would be more responsible.   Prognoses , Nooooooo!

 The Main Event

“Who is in the Lady Pond?”

After the camping trip, Kandi meets with her staff and hubby Todd at the Kandi Factory and tell them the main event of the glamping trip.

In the meeting we learn that Kandi, Porsha, and Todd were dancing at a late night stop. With Porsha on one side, Kandi in the middle and hubby Todd bringing up the rear.  Porsha and Kandi kissed (with tounges) and Porsha offered to eat Kandi’s yum,yum until till she came.    WELL FUCKING HELLO!!!!!!

And her staff and this reviewer went wild.   WTF!

Kandi has her moments, but rarely does someone question her integrity!

Kandi admitted she has dipped into the lady pond and says that only someone who had done that before would say it just like that, so obviously Porsha has done something. Meanwhile, Todd says that whole night was pretty fun because they went to Waffle House afterward.  One of her staff members said, well if you cant eat a……

Kandi and Porsha meet for lunch and the streets (patrons) got an ear full.   Kandi is still annoyed and Porsha goes left right and to the moon.   Porsha goes in hard.  She says everyone knows Kandi is a lesbian as she has had a secret seven year relationship. She says Todd is calling women pretending to be someone named Marvin.  Porsha says  Kandi has a sex dungeon.

When Kandi brought up the kiss between the two of them and the offer of the happy meal.    Porsha took a lesson from Donald Trump, she creates news to deflect from the truth. Its fake news until she slipped.  She went into her deniel mode (it neveh evah happened) and told Kandi she wouldn’t be interested in a Tea Cup like Kandi !   So what kinda women are you interested in.

In the confessional, Kandi reminds us, she is IN THE SEX business.   She has a sex talk show,  a very successful sex toy business and she thought the Idea of a sex dungeon would be cool.

Who’s a Lesbian Now?

See ya in a couple of weeks

CityFella

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Last Week

Sheree Whitfield+ Marlo Hampton=Big Mess!

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