The Real Housewives of New York S10 Ep 19 ‘Life is a Cabaret” Bitch!


 

Season 10 is a wrap. The New York ladies is the first franchise that survived the curse that befell Orange County and Atlanta.

Last night episode was the premiere of  Luann’s cabaret show.  The women were dressed to slay, at the opening.  Its was sequins, shoulders and jumpsuits .

The heat between Luann and Dorinda continues.  At Tinsley’s penthouse, Dorinda mentioned, John wasn’t invited to the show.  Dorinda say’s  Luann told her earlier that day that she didn’t know John wanted to come and there was no room for him. “If you wanted him to come, you should have bought a ticket,”  Here, I’m on team Luann, like this wasn’t a POP UP show, why would wait until the day of to ask for a ticket for your boyfriend.  Luann is star of the show and this is opening night , she’s  super stressed and your pissed that she is  dismissive?

Dorinda Go Home!

I love Dorinda, Lady M the East Side Gangsta.  Her anger and disappointment with Luann has consumed her.  Everywhere she goes adark cloud follows affecting all around her.  She just should stay home.

(Okay, I know this a reality show and she has to be there,but DAMM!)

As they wait for the show to begin, Tinsley tells Carole that Luann invited her boyfreind Scott earlier in the day, but he was out of town.   Tinsley asks Carol, should she tell Dorinda.   (Here’s a thought-HELL NO!)     Carole agrees with me.

Speaking of Carole, da gurl is being shady.   Initially, I thought she wanted to heal the ever growing fire storm between Dorinda and Luann.  The reality seems, she wants the two to explode.   You have the combustible Dorinda who is beyond angry and resentful towards Luann and Luann who’s grown weary of Dorinda’s stanky attitude and from the side you have Carole pushing Dorinda into a confrontation with Luann.  Don’t you want to stay and say something to Luann?

 

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#Countess and Friends

What we saw, was no fluke, the show was beyond!   And its a bonafide hit.  (Before her relapse. the show was on a national tour)   Our Countess turned adversity into  a fun night, she poked fun at herself, her stint in jail, her marriage to Tom, all the while looking stunning.    Joining her were comedians, actors and Sonja.  Who just had to expose her body, despite a request from Luann,  to be cool on the first night because Luann’s 89 year old mother and her son would be in the audience.  But our Sonja couldn’t help herself and it all came undone and it worked.

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The energy from the audience was outstanding.   One of my favor parts of the show is when Luann was talking about her arrest and mug shot and TINSLEY got caught up and gave Luann this sort of right on girl ,I got a mug shot too!    Everyone was into to it.

Wait, not quite!  Dorinda was that face in the crowd, that was too angry to get into it.   She wanted to be acknowledged.  She pick out some of the dresses for Luann for the show and started shouting  “Jovani” ” Jovani” every fucking time Luann would come out. 

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Coming Together and Falling Apart 

Its the after party.  For the first time this season, Carole and Bethenny were having a nice conversation, they were talking about what was going on in their lives.  For a moment there was a glimpse of their old relationship, with a genuine hug, the barriers seemed to come down.  THEN Ramona appeared, disturbing the energy.     Bethenny asked Ramona to give them a minute.  Ramona: how long, one minute, five minutes, just being pissy.  Bethenny snipped back and told  Ramona he could call her secretary and schedule an appointment. But Ramona, has her own agenda.  This was too much for  Carole and she walks away, and what she and Bethenny had disappeared.

Ramona, is pissed at Bethenny for not showing up at her New Skin Renewal party.  She feels while she has supported Bethenny in her endeavors, Bethenny wasn’t there for her. and to add insult to injury,  Bethenny dismissed her without an apology.

Bethenny said  she didn’t go to the party because she doesn’t take Ramona’s businesses seriously because so many of them fail.  I’m on team Ramona on this one. You support your friends.   Before Bethenny became the SkinnyGirl Mogul, the ladies supported her when she was super poor.

At the after party Dorinda was still mad and planned to leave.  At one point she saw a friend and decided to stay,with the cloud over her head.

  With the exception of Sonja, all the women seems to be stirring up the John controversy.  Only Bethenny, heard Luann’s side and saw that Luann may just had a good reason to respond to Dorinda they way that she did.

Dorinda was already wound up, but add alcohol to mix and its a recipe for a slapdown.

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It was Luann not Dorinda who initiated the conversation.   Dorinda tells her “I don’t want to talk about this on your big night. You were so great and you look so good, I don’t want to talk about how you didn’t invite John but you invited Scott.”

I was like, you look Wonderful, but your still a bitch!

Its reunion time, watch the video

Share your predictions with us in the comments.

Ready Set Reunion (see ya next week)

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The Real Housewives of New York: S10 ep18 “The Real Poop and nothing but the Poop”


Real Housewives Of New York Recap: There’s No Place Like Home

 

The reunion plane is boarding and ready for take off . There are two more episodes before it lands. Last night  we are beginning to see some sparks and possible fights during the reunion.  Bethenny and Carole is a given but the Colombian blow up between Luann and Dorinda is simmering.   Luann is crazy if she thinks Ramona isn’t going to comeback after taking a swipe at her remodeled Hampton home and everyone except Sonja is going to take a crack at Bethenny.

 “Lets talk about some Shit”

The ladies survived the boat ride from hell.  Tinsley is still caught up in her feelings about the trip .  Tinsley is still in denial.  Insisting that it was merely bumpy and the near death experience was a bit exaggerated . Carole said that Tinsley was in denial, like a battered woman  (everything was fine)and the tears began to flow.

Lets move on to some real shit.  The ladies spent a lot of time talking about their bowl movements, who is having solid or loose.  The conversation went into some deep shit, like how frequent and the consistency of the shit.  We learned that Ramona, lost a nugget and the east side executive smeared that shit across the floor, in their rented house in Columbia, that is some serious shit!

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  Som more Shit  (TMI)

Last night we learned that Ms Sonja Tremont Morgan frequently wears a diaper.   YESSSSSSSS  Ladies and Germs.  A d-i-a-p-e-r.    Ms Morgan is an on the go gal.  She wears one when she goes to the Hamptons. Why be delayed by a number 1 or number 2,  when she is wearing something that gives her that exclusive feeling and she can avoid those icky public toilets.

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As long as she is sitting in her own squish, who are we 2 judge?

“Right on Maude” I mean “SONJA”

A lil more shit with Sonja.   Her East Side Townhouse in on the rental market.  She no longer has a wait staff, so she is responsible for her cat and dog poop.   Who seem to have free rein and in the winter poop isn’t a problem, however with the melting snow, she is overwhelmed with poop and a potential client is on route.

Our divorced Ramona, (Mario who?)  is renovating everything.  Her Apartment, her boobies and now her 7000sf home in the Hampton’s .    When it comes to her decor, no stuffy design shops or Home Depot’s for her, its about point and click.    She is excited, Dorinda,Sonja and Luann are the first to see it .   There is no real imagination (to be fair, its in its early stages) but what we saw was white on white on white, with touches of gray and dog poop proof rugs.  For now its as sterile as a hospital waiting room.

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Bravo can be shady and if I were Ramona, I’d be pissed after seeing this episode.

We get to see Bethenny’s 4000sf new apartment which is completely done. Bethenny likes white too, but the touches, the unique furnishings, elevates her place well beyond Ramona’s

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The only let down is the closet.  Real Housewife of Beverly Hills,  Lisa Vanderpump’s is larger than many New York Studio apartments and better appointed.

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We love you Ramona! (sorry).  Sonja saw her apartment in its early stages.  Dorinda saw the final product.  The two sits down for a salad . Dorinda tells Bethenny she is still reeling from the trip, physically and emotionally AND she is still PISSED at Luann after what she went threw hell with TOM!   What kills me about this, both of them are being phony, kissy, kissy, we love each other and everything is fine!  Meanwhile, both of them are telling anyone who will listen, they’re pissed!

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Bethenny and Sonja goes denim designers house. WHERE we learn they use sandpaper around the men crotch to make the package seems larger .

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Last night there was not one but two parties.  Carole hosted a casual athletic leisure themed party for  her Cosmo party. Based on her article about her she wrote about her participation in the NY marathon.  Home girl looked good as she arrived a track suit.  Dorinda splashed in with a tight zipped number in heel’s  Tinsley showed up in pigtails wearing her Columbia shirt WHERE she played tennis.   Her boo Scott was there in his trademark (yawn) sweater and jeans.     Carole’s ex Adam was there. It looks like Adam wants her back and two look good together.   Scott and Tinsley wants them to get back together

Ramona had a pre-lunch party for her skin care line.   My favorite part of the party was Sonja, who thought she would have a launch party of her own at Ramona’s party. As she came with shoes for some of the Housewives.  Some not all, Dorinda, shouldn’t expect a pair of shoes from the Sonja Collection anytime soon.

Notably missing from either party was Bethenny

 With Carole now hanging out with Tinsley and Luann and Dorinda on simmer. Bethenny and Luann are slowly getting close.  Last night Luann said:  “Now that Carole “out of the way,”  she can hang out with “fun” Beth.

Thoughts? 

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The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep17 “Ship Happens”


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This was a real Shit show, literally, figuratively and emotionally……Dorinda Medley

 

 The Trip from Hell! 

Piss, Tears, Vomit, and Diarrhea 

The New York Housewives are always news.  This episode, taped last February was the real deal .   While vacationing on an island in Columbia, the ladies were told they had to leave immediately, some leaving their personal effects.   The water was dangerously choppy and things were flying off the boat.   Filming was halted.  At one point the engine caught on fire.  Apparently the boats anchor came off and got caught overloading the engine.  Shipmates had to saw the chain to free the ship and keep the boat from capsizing.  Add to this disaster (which could be a TV movie) they could only locate two life vests.   Four of the six women came home with a parasite.  Carole Razidwill believes it was from the fish they ate.  Tinsely and Bethenny are allergic to fish,and didn’t have the fish.    Nearly all the ladies had various forms of diarrhea.  

The final shot of the ladies leaving Columbia, was of a housekeeper washing down a mattress….   (oh Bravo) 

Ship Happens

This could be one of those episodes that you have to watch several times.  I’m not ready to call it Iconic, but its damm close.

After years of terrific vacations this one was from hell.

Its the morning after.    The ladies have gotten used to the never ending  Bethenny and Carole show.   The talk is about the other close friendship of  Luann and Dorinda.  We know the east side gangsta  (Lady M) can go long and deep. (especially after a few drinks)   But not with Luann.   But its another day, they’ve slept.     Lu is talking about the night before and when Dorinda arrives, she is on!     Another round of attacks.   When Bethenny and tries to calm Dorinda, Dorinda tells Bethenny to back off!    Ramona, attempts to cool Luann.   When Carole enters the fray, Bethenny attacks Carole and were off.  Tinsley considers cancelling the boat ride but they have done her hair.  (she has this thing about braids)

Is it the Sacramento heat or is Sonja Tremont Morgan the voice of reason, this season? 

She predicted this day would get worse.

Dorinda admits to Bethenny she went deep and nasty on Luann and is very remorseful.  Carole later encourages Dorinda to Luann to talk privately.

The two hash it out and its love and kisses.  However, due to the personal attacks, Luann is forgiving today.

Someone who should have had a private discussion is Bethenny, who is talking to the group at breakfast about Carole. She is so involved in telling this story that she doesn’t noticed what everyone else has, that Carole has entered the room or did she?

On the island, they let loose.  Finally, the ladies we love are finally having fun, enjoying themselves.  Luann finds a dead crab and decided to prank Ramona.   In the hammock, she drops the dead crab on Ramona’s chest, her screams could be heard in Peoria Illinois.    (Well played Countess)

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Sonja, who is always the life of the party, didn’t disappoint.  She shared her finest with Columbia and left the price tag on the bikini for………

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ship Happens

The island visit ended abruptly.  Everyone had to leave. On the boat, a drunken Sonja argued with a drunken and delusional Tinsley about how unusual and choppy the boat ride was. “Why would you bring us on that boat?”  Tinsley who was insisting the boat ride was nothing uncommon.  Tinsley was simply trying to save what has been a terrible vacation. “This is no fucking joke. This is like taking an airplane with one fucking propeller!”  Sonja screamed! as she was clinging to Ramona  “I just peed my pants!

There was real fear and panic with the women.  Dorinda  said she smelled smoke and said the boat was taking on water . Carole was vomiting .  Bethenny asked ” Why is there a siren?” and the screen went black.

“The production crew had to shut down due to rough waters and the safety of everyone on board” (Bravo)

Back in Cartegena,there is peace.  The ladies are in the house, ready to return to NYC.

Bethenny, “When we left that island we got on the boat from hell,” 

Luann, “We all thought we were going to die it seemed,”  “And I’m just holding myself on the ground, praying this boat doesn’t capsize.”

Carole,  “I worked as a foreign correspondent during the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, said of her experience overseas: “It was nothing compared to what happened on that boat.”

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What are your thought about the trip?    Luann and Dorinda?

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep 14 “A little freaky Speed Dating”


Loved this episode, this time were gonna start with pictures.  Speed dating, New York Style.

 I wanna believe Sonja didn’t under stand when she said ‘I love hand marks the next day. Oh, my god,’ Sonja told him.  I think she was simply flirting.

Multi-tailed whip: A man at the speed-dating party whispered to Sonja that he has a 'cat o' nine tails' after she complained about weak spanking

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You can buy this one at Amazon (yes daddy)

Turning red: Sonja blushed as the man told her about his leather whip

Tied up: The man continued that Sonja also would be 'tied up' and 'helpless'

Hand marks: Sonja buried her head as the man said he would leave 'hand marks' on her rear

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Take a Moment 

Let’s get through Some Blah,Blah, then onto the “Main Event”

The episode begins with Luann and her music director Billy Stritch who is a real deal in the music world as they prepare for her cabaret show, featuring Sonja Morgan.  Who says “It’s good to be back in her element”   Cabaret?  Sonja thought skin.  Luann assured her that there wouldn’t be snatch on display.  

Sonja wants to date.   Young Frenchy is history and the other older gentleman want to be serious.         Sonja goes over the Bethenny’s house to review here online dating profile which reads:  She’s  a model slash actress, a toaster oven gourmet, a creator of a global luxury and lifestyle brand and much more.    Sonja and Bethenny laugh over the crazy ass profile.

Tinsley is movin on up………  To the Penthouse of her hotel. (30K a month) her friend Michael in helping her move.    BF Scott is moving in with her.   Tins meets with Carole, her young ex Adam want her back.  (Hey, once your with a mature woman……. )he’s  is wooing her or stalking her, with flowers.  Carole isn’t sure.  She gets some roses from a woman who wants her to come to her Speed Dating Event,  she wanted Carole to bring friends.

Carole meets with Luann over coffee.  Luann is in AA.  Living in New York is challenging for her sobriety. Carole likes this Luann.

Ramona is working out, she says with her weight loss, everything looks good on her .

Blah, Blah over, time for main event Speed dating. 

It’s refreshing to see women over 40 dating and not looking like cartoon characters.   Were at the event.  Carole,Dorinda and Tinsley are not participating, they’re there  to observe.

Let be clear, Ramona at age 61, got game.  Mad game.  M’s Springer can work a room and every man in it.  She has long mastered the hair toss and the eyes.  Young ladies, take note.   She can make a man feel like the most important person in the room.

     Flirt expert: Ramona Singer moved in on the scarf guy at the speed-dating party

Next is Luann, who really just sexy.  She is a natural man magnet.

There were many men at the event.  But red scarf, was the prize of the night.  The event planner was saving him for Carole.  But Ramona, saw him and the red scarf…….Red scarf: Pro matchmaker Rori had a man in a red scarf in mind for Carole Radziwill

‘I came to the party just for this,’ admitted Sonja who called Ramona ‘mesmerizing to watch’.   And she didn’t disappoint, she worked Red Scarf and another man who thought she was in her forties.   Excited, she laid one on him.

    Turns out, red scarf turned out to be Brian, a lawyer who met Bethenny in Miami and he came to the speed-dating session in hoping to see her again.

 Back story: Scarf wearing Brian told Bethenny Frankel that he came to the party just to see her again

Beautiful Bethenny, doesn’t have game.   Her delivery sucks big time. When red scarf flirts with her. She say’s something about a blow job.   Red scarf really seems to be into Bethenny, who doesn’t seem to be into him.

Meanwhile, for Ramona, this is a contest.  I don’t think she wants him, but she want to take him from Bethenny.   She say’s she wants to send him a drink, after all he bought her one.   But it wasn’t that kinda event.    So buys him a drink and takes it over to him WHILE he’s talking to Bethenny.  Ramoma:  “You bought me a drink so I bought you one in return. Cheers, and then she walks away.      RS, is a bad bitch!   If she were 25, women would beat her ass at the club.

Sonja Morgan, will flirt with a plant and the plant would follow her home.  Her flirting is playful and mostly innocent.   Earlier this season, she flirted with a gay man.  And asked him if he was bi-sexual? He said, no and she said, If I buy you something would you get sexual?

So here we are,  all the ladies have met nice men.  No matches, but nice men.   Good sport Sonja is ovah in a corner with a man who has a food stain on his shirt.   She’s cool, like hey, I can be nice   So she flirts with the man.  The innocently start taking to him about spanking.  This man gets a hard on and start talking about how he was going to tie her up and how he is going to spank the hell out her and leave red hand marks.    It took, Sonja a minute and it hit her.  Oh fuck!!!!!!

At the speed dating event.  Tinsley invites the ladies to Colombia.  She tells them its totally safe.

(Cue Scary Music)

The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep13 “Post Rehab, Pre Boat Ride filler, filler


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We are still at the very luxurious Grace Mayflower Inn and Spa  in Connecticut.  Luann is still pissed at Ramona for uploading a picture taken at the Spa on social media.    Luann and Bethenny seem especially close. Bethenny slips up and tells Luann , Ramona met Tom at “THE REGENCY” which seems to be the only hotel  and the only bar with Baby Boomer males in New York City.   Image result for the regency hotel in new york   I’m convinced Ramona has a hard on for Luann’s ex.   She’s flying down to Palm Beach to see him, she told the ladies she and Tom has met several times,  Tom says ahhh no.    Just do her Tom!

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 Housewives/ Reality Show 101 

Any time there are more than three women in a restaurant its gonna get LOUD!

I dont remember the New York crew being noisy as they are now, because  the Countess, wouldn’t allow it. I think decibel increased with Dorinda.  She’s a east side hoot, but its gonna be loud CLIP!!!    It would be wise to diners to wear protective gear.

At dinner everyone was fighting except Carole who seemed amused by it all.

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The first fight started when Bethenny asked if Tinsely was engaged.  BECAUSE she was told (by her friends at the wedding store) Tinsley and her mom “Dale were shopping for wedding dresses  Tinsely gushes, no she’s not engaged.   This gets the attention of the women who like the rest of us thought it was odd for a divorced woman and her pulled mom shopping for wedding dresses.  Isn’t there a Hobby Lobby in Manhattan?

Bethenny said it was a bit weird to do this before you get engaged.  She asks do you go coffin shopping?   Tinsley gets very defensive

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Its the Morgan “Family Crest”  

Those dammed shoes..  Once again, Dorinda goes in. Sonja is not a Morgan and that she has no right to the crest.   Bethenny has Sonja’s back, but everyone else is quiet. Especially Luann, who rode her Countess title long and hard.  (not a peep-she didn’t really look their way)   On this trip, Sonja was anything  but a Grey Gardens punk.  She and Dorinda stood up and got into each others grills.

I thought they were about to throw down ( a first for New York) .   And Ms TREMONT Morgan found her voice, it was turbo charged and so powerful that cats were jumping out of windowscat jumps GIF(well sort of)  This isn’t the Sonja were used to seeing and the old Sonja may not return.   Cause, Dorinda got off Sonja and apologized. Bethenny has been coaching Sonja so BITCHES BEWARE!

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It used to be Sonja and Ramona who always shared a room., Bethenny and Carole, Dorinda and Luann.

So far this season its been Tinsley and Carole.  Sonja and Bethenny sharing a bed. Ramona, and Luann on their own.   Then we see former frenemies Carole and Luann having a civil and friend like, shadeless conversation AND hanging out together.

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Ramona and the Picture

 Fresh from jail and rehab, and when a looming court date, Luann is fragile.  If never occurred to her that Ramona would post a picture on social media and where she was.

Ramona being Ramona, said its a really good picture of everybody.  You can tell she doesn’t think she did anything wrong.  Like that friend who chronicles every bit of food she eats at restaurant and everyone elses food and whereabouts and before you dig in, its in Facebook (KILL)

After Bethenny points out the picture might appear on the news , bringing up Luann’s arrest and rehab, it began to sink in .  Ramona seemed upset. ( SEEMED)

Luann and Sonja ain’t buying it.  Ain’t buyin, the tears, ain’t buyin nothing.  Okay Bitch!

Ramona said she was at the Regency having drinks with another re-tread.  Harry (I’m a horny old man) Dubin.  The man who trashed Luann.

Ya’ll I dont get it.  Nearly 9 millon people (including men) live in New Yark!   Tom D’ Agostino  and Harry Dubin have shared a lot of  housewives.. 

A quick review.  Harry Dubin and Tom D’Agostino are friends.    Harry knows Tinsley Mortimer,and former housewife Kelly Bensimon and was married to former housewife Aviva Drescher. (they have a son).  Harry dated, Luann and Sonja.

Tom D’Agostino , was Sonja booty call for years(her words), dated Ramona and later married Luann.

This was a filler episode

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The Real Housewives of New York s10 ep12: Girl Code? Ramona Texts Tom


Bad move: Ramona posted pictures of the ladies from the dinner the night before and Luann is upset as she is required to keep a low profile from her arrest

New York is still the gift that keeps on giving.   If your into Reality TV and not watching #RHONY your missing the the best reality show on the telly.

Dorinda has arranged a spa weekend for the ladies at the posh Mayflower Grace Spa Inn in Connecticut

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I’m packed and ready, but lets get back to the episode

 

The former Countess de Lesseps is back in New York after her unfortunate Palm Beach arrest and court ordered rehab.    She is reflective and funny.  On route to the spa, she shares her story Dorinda.

 She planned to stay a couple of nights with a girlfriend in Palm Beach and the rest of the holiday with her family in Jupiter, Florida.   Her girlfriend had a noisy cat and she thought she would stay in a hotel for the night.   She choose the Breakers where she spent time with her recent ex Tom.    At or around the Breakers our Luann got wasted.    AND she hooked up with sounds like a former hook up and took him up to her room which was on the fourth floor of the hotel.     The drunken Luann pushed 3 instead for 4.   Hey the hookup didn’t know. and she walked into a room that the maid had just refreshed.     Security was called, but Luann wasn’t budging, this WAS her room.   The police was called…….. and she charged with battery on an officer, disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest with violence, and crimes against a person.

In her 6×6 jail cell she didn’t have a blanket.  For food they gave her a bologna sandwich (the Countess hasn’t had bologna in more than 40 years)  hungry, she bit into the sandwich which had a packet of mustard in it.  (why didn’t we have footage of that and her expression?)

She wants to maintain a low profile and just be with the girls who are excited to see her,she is not drinking.

Luann’s arrest in Palm Beach has resulted in interest of Tinsley arrest in Palm Beach on the internet.

The BIG NEWS was Ramona.  We all knows she likes a party.  We learn that Ramona tried to go to Tom’s (Luann’s recent ex) New Years Eve slash Birthday Party in Palm Beach while her girlfriend was in rehab.   When the ladies learn of this, they are pissed.    Ramona defends herself in Ramona style.  Her defense is,  she dated Tom before Luann and when Luann dated Tom (who also dated Sonja) and Luann didn’t tell her so her actions were justified.

 

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Ramona is also one of those people who takes pictures on her cell and quickly uploads them on the net.     So she has the wait staff take a picture.   It  doesn’t occur to her, Luann is avoiding the press and trying to be on the low.   But now, there is she just a couple of days out of rehab. all smiles as she nervously awaits sentencing and her picture is on the net.

Sonja Tremont Morgan gets on Dorinda’s every nerve!    This time is over the Morgan family crest on Sonja’s shoe.  Sonja isn’t a Morgan and she ain’t been married (yes, I said ain’t been)  to her ex in over a decade, but who cares?   Dorinda does, so its another installment of he’s your ex husBIN!  and but husBIN is dead.

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What are your thoughts about Ramona and Luann?

See ya next week and share this with a friend

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(do I need to beg?-cause I ain’t too proud! )

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The Real Housewives of New York S10 ep11 “Bobby Zarin loved”


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If you’ve been long term fan of New York, you went through a box of tissues last night.    Jill and Bobby Zarin was a love story.  There are other housewives who’s marriages were longer, Lisa and Ken (36 years) and Kyle and Mauricio’s (22 years) in Beverly Hills.  But this was a love story.

I had a love and hate relationship with Jill Zarin, who was the resident queen bee in New York during its first four seasons.  It was Jill, who recommended Bethenny for the show. At the time Bethenny, wasn’t a housewife, and was financially, several levels below the other housewives.

Bethenny, and Jill’s friendship was as strong as steel, then one day it badly broken and  Bethenny was dismissed from the kingdom.    Bethenny was broken, Jill was not only her friend but she was somewhat of a mother figure to Bethenny.    Bobby loved Bethenny and wanted Jill to repair the relationship.   When Jill tried to re-connect with Bethenny, the damage was done, and Bethenny didn’t want to be hurt again.   Bethenny didn’t return for the the fourth season.

At one point, Jill, seemed larger than the show and love the attention she was getting off camera.  It is rumored the Queen bee started making demands, salary, filming demands and Bravo fired her.  Not just Jill.  2011 was a blood bath, Zarin and three other New York Housewives were fired.

Jill Zarin is lovely and personable but she can turn like a viper.  Bobby softened her ,loved and supported her.  His tone was always gentle, even at the worst of times.  The funeral was the first time Jill and Bethenny were face to face in six years Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Faux Weddings And A Funeral

Ramona told Dorinda she visited Bobby in the hospital as soon as she found out he was sick again.   Dorinda said that losing Bobby was a loss to the world.  When Sonja told Bethenny Bobby had died, she charted a plane to attend the funeral. Luann (in a rehab in Florida) told Bethenny on the phone, she visited Bobby during his last days in hospice.

Related image   Last night the ladies who went to the funeral, were there for the love of Bobby. No one seemed interested in re-connecting with Jill.

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On the phone from rehab, Luann tells Bethenny how scared and alone she felt spending New Years Eve in Treatment.  She feels its where needs to be and knows her life needs to change.  Its the first time Bethenny has heard Luann cry.

Tinsley and Carole in a spa.  Tins tells Carole she is done fight with Sonja. Carole says she on a better footing with Carole.

Ramona is spazzing over the renovations to her Hampton’s place. Image result for yawn gif

Tinsley’s mother Dale bring her a bill from the freezer, where her eggs are stored.  They get emotional over some grainy ass  pictures of the frozen eggs. (my babies! my babies!)

Back 2 LIFE ( It think?)

I admit, I get a kick of Dale and Tinsley together, they seem to enjoy each other.   Their delusion is mystifying.  Tinsley at 42 .want a marriage stat!  She wants babies, soon-stat!  Mommy wants her to have what she wants to be happy and right now happiness is da boyfriend Scott.    The two of them go shopping for wedding dresses.   Okay, yes I’m a guy, but the ladies seem (how to I put this gently) a bit seasoned to be so giddy going to a wedding shop.  I could see this with a younger daughter, a first time wedding.  But these two have done this already.  And whats worse, is Scott doesn’t know, he THINKS HE IS JUST DA BOYFRIEND?  Run, Scott, Run!

I love New York!  Only in New York would you nave “CONBODY” a workout facilty operated by ex-cons where people can work out like prisoners.  

Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Faux Weddings And A Funeral

Everybody take a fake mugshot and then pushed through a series of exercises.   Luann is missed and the ladies share her incarceration with the ex-cons.   The cons are impressed by what they’ve heard (who wouldn’t be after her Houdini move out of those handcuffs).  Someone wondered if Luann was married?       I think it was Ramona asked how did they think she’d do in court.  One of the con’s asked if she was brown or a woman of color?      ( Thanks to Bravo, we didn’t hear his response)

Last night we saw a softer Bethenny, as she shared her experiences with Sonja.  The repairs are complete and now her townhouse is nearly ready to rent.  Bethenny sits quietly as  Sonja tells her about her expanding business empire which now includes shoes.

Bethenny tells her about sitting shiva at Jill’s house. She brought her daughter Brynn to meet Jill.  The former best friends have a heart to heart and Jill said she regrets her past behavior towards Bethenny.  Bethenny was happy and was hopeful that the closure would lead towards some healing.  But she is not ready to rush into a closer friendship with Jill again, at least not at the moment.   She said she feels like something’s shifting. She’s not as angry anymore and EVEN seeing Ramona at the funeral didn’t make her as murdery as usual. “God, I’m so sentimental ” What happened to me!’

Free At Last

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A newly released Luann, (still on the phone) calls Dorinda to talk about the next steps.  These past few years have been a nightmare, and Luann admits she’s been self-medicating to stuff down the emotional turmoil of it all. Dorinda understands, and she’s supportive of her friend’s journey ahead. “I’ve been traveling, I’ve been to prison,” says Luann, and now she totally intends on changing her life.

 

Thoughts???? Are Carole and Bethenny on the mend?  Will Scott bolt from Tinsley?  

Sending Prayers out to Gregg Leakes

 

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