Reality to Reality: Only a Reality Star can Moderate the next Presidential Debate

The last Presidential debate was a circus where Donald Trump was the star, Martha Raddatz and Anderson Cooper did their very best to contain the Businessman/Reality Star.

Lester Holt, was fair at best trying to contain the Trumpster.   Fox’s Chris Wallace will take his turn at the desk at the third and final debate in Las Vegas on Wednesday.

These are Professional news corespondents, with years of experience interviewing politicians .The problems is, Donald Trump is no politician. He is a businessman/reality show star.   To put out a fire, a big fire, you need Professional firefighters.   Reality Star Donald Trump needs a Reality Star to moderate the  next presidential debate.  Moderators of reality shows are experienced.

The front runners are , Maury Povich , Jerry Springer and Andy Cohen.

Springer a former politician has the temperament (a key word) to moderate a good debate however, should things become slow, he may encourage a fight between Clinton and Trump.

Before he became the king of paternity, Maury Povich was a news reporter with more than twenty years as news anchor.  Maury has presence, and is very experienced in controlling a room and he is the ONLY host who is able to perform a maternity test (should a woman in the Town Hall audience announce Donald touched and is the father of her triplets) within the allotted time.

Andy Cohen is significantly younger than Jerry and Maury.  While he doesn’t have their years of experience, what he does have is the ability to get information and instantly fact check the candidates and bring a level of entertainment to the debate.

Of the three men, only Andy as moderator has successfully moderated six or more reality stars on one stage.  Men and women who scream, throw tantrums and sometimes leave their seats to confront other reality stars. Watch as Andy inserts himself in some of these violent confrontations .

Should the goings get slow, Andy is very adept in stirring the pot.


It takes a Reality Star to Moderate a Reality Star

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In Las Vegas, Andy Cohen is THE man.

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Crime Quickee: Perhaps they will be Cellmates

Andre Pearson and Cortez Quinn

“But you got to have friends
The feeling’s oh, so strong
You got to have friends
To make that day last long”

Twin Rivers Unified trustee Cortez Quinn and his DNA bud Andre Pearson plead no contest.  They both face jail time.  Whats the hubub?

Read the Juicy Details below

You might need a Napkin or a Tissue

Cortez Quinn could face up to one year in jail and five years probation  afor the conspiracy and obstruction conviction when he and Pearson  could get up to one year in jail and three years probation for his involvement.  They will know there fate in December.


Note: Maury comes on three times a day in Sacramento.


Not mine, that child is ugly!

Ok lets agree  Jian Feng isn’t they nicest guy in town.   After the birth of his daughter, Jian assumed his wife had an affair.   After all that cant be his baby, this baby is ugly!

He ordered a DNA test and before you could say Maury Povich, he WAS  the father!

His wife said she had a little cosmetic surgery before they met, well…. not a little, more like a hundred grand worth in South Korea.

 Jian Feng is a gem of a man….. (not)   Now hold onto your Huggies !

Mr Feng sued his wife on the grounds of false pretenses , for not telling him about the plastic surgery and duping him into thinking she was beautiful and the dooty head won, a judge ordered his wife to fork over $120,000.

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” he told the Irish Times. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

Warning: you know what he looks like,  he lives in  Northern China .    Looking at HIS puss  GQ material?   You decide……