The Real Housewives of Atlanta S11 Ep5 Messy Kandi B in Tatted Tales


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Kandi B was warned, but sugah pie honey bunch just couldn’t help herself.  When she first learned of Porsha’s new man Dennis and his dating history. Todd told her to keep it to herself  any random gossip never ends well.   

Kandi B, quickly ignores Todd and has a question and answer moment with a chick Porsha beat up and Carmon .  Where she learns a lot of stuff about Dennis.  I think Carmon told her to keep the information local (between them)  I’m not sure if Kandi is trying to be this seasons Sheree (the bone carrier) but the question is WHY is she so invested in Dennis and Porsha’s relationship? She’s doesn’t know Dennis and she and Porsha aren’t close BUT things are starting to improve between the two of them so them only conclusion is Kandi is just being Messy! 

 And so she continues …….She tells Marlo ,Cynthia and Nene.  NENE advises Kandi not to tell, not to talk about it and then blabs to Porsha! ( of course Nene denies this)    Porsha has hit the reset button on her friendship with Kandi. 

Lunch talk: Marlo Hampton joined Kandi Burruss for lunch with NeNe and Cynthia Bailey

Last nights episode began in Porsha and Dennis meeting Porsha’s mom, Diane. Last week Porsha met Dennis’s mom.  This is all very interesting when you consider no one has proposed.   While Dennis’s mother wasn’t feeling the relationship and talking about prenups and giving Porsha the side eye.   Porsha’s mom is all in, taking about Porsha’s  37 year old eggs and saying that Porsha is glowing and looking good.  Dennis tells Diane ”  I wanna get married one time. 

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Shamari maybe an open book but hubby Ronnie isnt there for it.    At Cynthia’s house she gave the ladies the 411 on their open marriage.  the experiment that almost ended their marriage.    First she tells his mother and then she tells the world.  Ronnie is not happy with his wife sharing their news.  The couple spends ten grand for their twin sons first birthday, including nearly a grand for the twins cake . 

Nene and Gregg has hired a nutritionist.  They learn that more cancers tumors have been found and the doctor recommends chemo.  Nene and Gregg has heard many negative things about chemo therapy and is looking for alternatives.  

Last night we meet Eva’s mom Michelle. To be fair , she comes off as a bitch.   Its clear Eva doesn’t have Nene and Kandi cash, Eva working within a budget.  She’s trying on gowns that cost more than her Jeep. 
They meet to pick out Eva’s wedding dress.   But mama is very critical from the gown choices to the guest list.  From her attitude, its her wedding not her daughter’s  This breaks Eva, there are tears. The bitch doesn’t look up as her daughter is crying.   Eva may be better served by excluding mama from the planning for her own sanity. 

Eva has been bit shady of late, and I love her shade.  Whats not lovely is her back bone., she doesn’t seem to have one.  When called on it she runs, she spins.  Kandi called her on it.

Tense talk: Porsha and Kandi later aired out their differences

Cynitha is thinking about expanding her empire. She is considering opening a Wine Bar. She invites Nene, Porsha and Kandi.    Kandi B, the resident millionare asks her does she know anything about wine? No. Does she have any experience running a bar? well…

Lets talk about what’s eating Porsha?  She knows and she’s pissed.  Kandi know it cames from Nene.   Marlo and Porsha aren’t tight. and Cynitha it too busy facetiming with her man.   Nene says the news didnt come from her BUT Nene has a problem.  Porsha says Nene told her.  Porsha says this is all messy and Dennis doesn’t like messy.

Tell me what you think?

CityFella

Last week, Shamari told her mother in law and everyone else she and her hubby Ronnie (The Legend) had an open relationship.  You know the ladies ran with it. 

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: S11 EP3 Shamari De Voe Stumbles In


On Twitter, #RHOA fans were asking for the return of  Sheree, Kenya and Phaedra Parks

Shamari DeVoe meets the cast of RHOA

Takes a while to adjust to a new housewife, good or bad we have a relationship with the old housewife,so it takes a minute. Every now there an then, there is a housewife who’s is so likable, they immediately make you forget the old housewife.  Ericka Jane and Lisa Renna over at  #RHOBH and Dorinda Medley from #RHONY come to mind. 

Shamari DeVoes entrance was so poorly received last night  Tweeter was asking for Sheree Whitfield, Kenya Moore and where was PHAEDRA (Parks)!!!

Shamari DeVoe is married to the Legendary (so she reminds us several times ) Ronnie DeVoe, of New Edition and Bell, Biv, DeVoe, who at 51 hasn’t aged    She met him on a one night stand, and they have been together 17 years. (He is 11 years older)  She says, she is the one and only true wife to a legend so many other women are dying to get their hands on.   
She an Ronnie are going to become a power couple like Jay-Z and Beyonce.

 She is also a member of the group Blaque and a mother of uber cute twin boys.  She enters as a friend of Kandi’s. (She was at Riley’s baby shower)  With the help of Kandi they are going to relaunch Blaque.  Kandi wrote one their of the biggest hits.     

I think the turn off factor,is she enters larger then life, being too extra.   Several people on Twitter last night said, they wish they could fast forward her scenes.   Hopefully, she will find her footing, soon. 

The episode begins with the Porsha and the other newby, Eva Marcille at the gym.  Eva is workin to keep her peach by being shady as hell.  I noticed most of her shade is thrown Cynthia Baileys way.  “When was the last time you’ve seen a model with a big booty?”   One wonders, if she can hold her own against the heavyweights, Nene Leakes and Marlo Hampton. Its very clear she thinks Marlo is beneath her.

Gregg Leakes

NeNe & Gregg get good news in his cancer battle

We go with Gregg and Nene to a cancer center in Houston.   He ripps out my heart as he sings “Never give up and never give in” as he walks into the hospital.  Gregg isn’t sure about undergoing chemo as treatment for his colon cancer and wants to consider alternative medicines.  While they have successfully removed the cancer cells, there could be other cancerous cells floating around and the doctor believes chemo is the best treatment. 

Shamari Shade and Ladies

Kandi and Porsha are civil, the two are laughing .(who know’s) Kandi invites all the ladies to Shamari concert.   Even thought Shamari believes the WORLD knows her. Cynthia had to ask Kandi who she was and to point her out on stage.  After the concert is over Cynthia invites everyone to a barbecue.  Oops, I’m sorry a “Bailey Que”  

When Shamari and Ronnie (The Legend) comes over to the table, Nene is clearly not feeling her.  For some reason, Shamari asks  Ronnie  (The Legend) to critique Kandi’s performance with Xscape, which he does at the table in front of people he didn’t know.       For the record, Kandi’s net worth is more than Double the Legendary DeVoe’s.      So who’s schooling,who? 

Shamari & Ronnie give Kandi career advice

All About Dennis McKinley

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Everybody talks about everybody.  On a reality show, your words and expressions are memorialized in HD.

Carmon, Kandi’s bestie and former aid is now her insurance agent.   The Old Lady Gang’s restaurant was a hit and now they are slowly becoming a chain with a second OLG restaurant opening soon.  Carmon is meeting Kandi at the new site, to discuss business.  But first things first, a lil gossip. 

Across town, Porsha is meeting with her mom and still squealing’

The Topic for both groups is Dennis.  

Kandi has never met Dennis.  Atlanta is a small town and Kandi has heard things (can’t you just here Mama Joyce saying,” The Streets are talking’)    

At the restaurant and another woman appears, Jami, who also works for Kandi  ( A few years ago Porsha chased Jami out of a Christmas party and attacked Jami and later went into anger management-caught up?)     Jami’s friend had dated Dennis for more than three years   Kandi has “heard”  Dennis falls quickly in love.  He tattoos, his love interests names on his body.   Jami says her friends face is on Dennis’s body.  He likes to give Rolex watches.   Dennis likes to impress his ladies by having someone cook for his ladies.  Or has his sidepieces cook for his main lady.  Jami says you better check his receipts………..

Across town, Porsha’s mom says Porsha’s glowing.  Mom talks about Porsha’s big butt and the size of her new Rolex.  Porsha tells her, Dennis is tattooed her name on his leg and plans to put her face on his back. He’s also having freshly prepared meatloaf sent straight to her door! “This is for real! Like he ain’t goin’ nowhere,” Porsha’s mom is practically in tears about how Porsha finally found the perfect man who has made her so happy and content.

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At the new OLG restaurant. Jami said her friend found out Dennis was dating Porsha at the same time.  Her friend found out while they were all in Africa at Shamea’s wedding.    According to Kandi (who had never met Dennis) said Dennis was also dating other girls at the same time.  Carmon tells Kandi to leave her mouth shut and “Don’t you say nothing.

Your Thoughts on the new housewife Shamari? and can Eva take Marlo Hampton in the shade wars……

Until Next Week

CityFella

Last week, the Ladies Surprised Nene in Miami and Marlo Surprised Porsha

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta S11 ep2 “South Peach”


 

Were into to second episode, and if it continues this way, its gonna be a smooth season.

Were still in Miami waiting for the other ladies to arrive from Atlanta to surprise Nene.

So far this season Porsha, who couldn’t buy a non-scandalous camera time last year is the face of RHOA so far this season.

Were in Miami, where Porsha is with her man Dennis.  Porsha is more than a little upset because Dennis doesn’t want to share his toothbrush.

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 Porsha, who is too old told to act this Giddy over her man.  And she’s so pissed, over the tooth brush she picks a silly fight with Dennis  “I use it every day at home!” She doesn’t understand why she can’t use it now! Where was he and who was he with? Some real silly shit that repels a man.

The other ladies arrived and its time for annual the Housewives run for the room.   However, Porsha put kibosh by pre assigning rooms, every body is ok except the bitch without a Peach!  Marlo!

 

In what could have been a major scream fest between Marlo and Porsha worked out.

With Marlo’s clothes all over the Penthouse.  Porsha borrowed Marlo’s Versace and a few items.  The two laughed and after a night of laughter and had bonding.  Porsha said she never really disliked Marlo and Marlo said her bluntness can get her in trouble.

The ladies surprise is just what she needed.   Nene was the MC of the comedy set and Nene’s joke about Kandi licking coohie…it didst go over well.  Kandi smiled, but its too close too soon.

Nene opens a new Miami Swaggalicious boutique in a hotel two blocks away.   Marlo overacted and two blocks was an imposition and didn’t understand the Uber concept.  They made it screaming corns intact.

Meanwhile, Kandi DOES know Porsha’s boo Dennis.  She knows a LOT.  For now its underwraps.  For Now……………….

What do you think about the season so far?

CityFella

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S11 EP1 “Its a Ring Thing”


Nearly every housewives franchise has a love story.  In Atlanta, it is Nene and Gregg Leaks.  We’ve been through there divorce and we’ve seen them return in a wedding for the gods.

I have a love and hate affair with Nene, she has the fastest tongue in Atlanta and is funny as Hell.  Then there are moments where she is cu-cu for Coco-puffs and moments of great insight and caring.

The scene opens with Nene bringing a giant bowl of pills for Gregg.  Last year, Gregg had issues with his heart and the doctors were successful.  When he returned to the hospital with stomach pains, he was diagnosed with stage-3 colon cancer.   In the scene we see him with family and friends.  “When they cut my colon out, my heart got bigger,” Gregg says.       Typical old corny Gregg.  Nene of course rolls her eyes at him, but we hear her say  “I put on a brave face, but I have my moments.  If my car could talk, my car would probably be like, This bitch cries too much.” She’s back, baby!

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Porsha, Porsha, Porsha

Porsha is thick and wider bodied, in a good way.  You could show a double feature on dat ass.  She’s got a new man, and she tells us  “The power of the tongue is real,”  Her man is Dennis McKinley who owns and operates a Hukkah lounge  and a hot dog restaurant.  They’ve been seeing each other for five months and talking engagement slash marriage. Yes, five months!!!     

We see them shopping for diamonds rings from 6 karats to 10 karats (and $145,000 to $552,000). While I smell some on camera fronting from the Hot Dog king.   Miss Porsha isn’t worried about the price tag BECAUSE  Dennis is “the boss of Atlanta.”   Porsha is as giddy as a second time bride could be.  She and  Nene  has mended their friendship.   Nene is working in Miami  and Porsha, wants the other housewives to join her has a surprise.

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Has a new man, who works for Fox Sports in L.A.  Cynthia lets us know the new man has swam in the cool and refreshing waters of Lake Bailey several times.

Nene’s ‘SWAG

Boutique seems to be a little K-Mart-ish filled with too much clothes and not enough customers.  Porsha tries on an outfit so loud it could be seen by passengers on  a Southwest Jet at 35,000 feet.  Her twerking assets makes Nene laugh.   Lets hope she paid retail.

Eva

Eva is engaged and a wedding is soon.  We see several professional shots of her children and boyfriend.  She’s beautiful, but is there something there, there ?

 

Kandi

We see Kandi with members of Xscape receiving a Golden Note Award.  The award was by the America Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers.   They brought the baby (Ace) with them, who was cranky because it was past his bedtime.    Papa Todd, gave Ace to Don Juan to care for while he was at the bar.

At  dinner, with the entire Burruss/Tucker clan.  Kandi tossed around the idea of  expanding the family. (she has unused eggs in the freezer)    There is something in the Burruss blood because ,Kandi’ daughter Riley told her in a mono no-nonsense tone.   No!  you don’t need no more children cause you barely have time for the children you have!!     Shy Riley, has a bit of her Grandmother “Mama Joyce” and her aunts Bertha and Nora.  Kandi can be a bit dull at times, I hope we get to see the Old lady gang this season.

Eva Marcille and Shamari DeVoe who was the lead singer of Blaque and wife of Ronnie (New Edition and Bell Biv-Devoe) are the newest peach holders in Atlanta.

Next week,we will get our first real taste of drama….

What are your thoughts

CityFella

 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta S10 Reunion Pt 2 A-G-O-N-Y! Waiting for Kim


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Lawd have mercy, Lawd have mercy, LAWD HAVE MUR-CEE!!   This effing rapegate may FINALLY BE OVAH!  Between Kandi and Porsha.  I think after one apologies this one my have stuck.

Speaking of stuck, Bravo has stuck us with this lame reunion.  They are holding some of us captive, until next week when we finally see Nene and Wig go at it…  And fuck! (yeah I said it) it better be Epic!

This reunion much like this season has been much to do about Nothing.  Speaking of nothing why is Marlo still here?   Marlo doesn’t appreciate, Kenya calling her a HO. (not a garden tool)   When Andy, (who I might add is keeping this reunion afloat with his own shade) ask Marlo how does she make her money?   She tells Andy, she dated a billionaire. Who is not Ted Turner.   The billionaire, bought her home and her mothers home and her Aston Martin.     And she has a LLC ” Simply Marlo”.    Kenya!  “We see each other”

 

Andy asked Nene about her epic breakdown in Oakland. (Telling a heckler-she hoped she would get raped by a  Uber driver)   Nene seemed sincerely sorry.  Sheree was offended. Next.

Eva, came out  having contractions. (Dr Jackie is on call)  She and Cynthia had a few moments regarding Will.  Was he seeing someone the same time as he was seeing Cynthia?  Of course this is one more example of this stupid season.  Cynthia and Will weren’t anything to each other, so WHO CARES IF HE WAS DATING ANOTHER WOMEN!!!!!

Cynthia has moved on and is seeing someone else. Shady Andy suggested that Cynthia explore her clear attraction to women.

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Bravo played us!

It was all a tease. The sit down with Wig (Kim to her friends) was saved for the last few minutes of last night’s episode.

Nene’s back was erect. She came out looking good in a red dress and her red solo cup (Houston is there a problem?)

Andy, an equal opportunity shade master asked her “What the end game on the lip”  (This destroyed twitter)

They began with the Elephant Room . Where Kim told Cynthia to be quiet and look pretty.  Kim says she never suggested that Cynthia is lucky she’s beautiful because she’s not capable of much else.   The Receipts says your a lier.  The footage shows  Kim saying that Cynthia is lucky she’s beautiful because she’s not capable of much else.

Another dig from Andy:  He  compares Kim’s pivoting tendencies to Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Then Kim asks, “Who the hell is that?”

A moment with Dr CityFella:  I’ve always suspected Nene rage towards Kim is love. Outside of Sheree, Nene has known Kim more than 10 years.   It was Nene who suggested  Kim come on to the show. and Unlike Sheree, these two had a genuine friendship.  Nene said, she saw Kim at the mall and she believes Kim saw her and didn’t acknowledge her.  The Elephant room was another attempt to patch the hole in there friendship. 

Kim, insist she never say Nene at the mall. or took a photo of her car in the handicapped  Then we see the footage of her doing what she said she didn’t do.   Bleep, Bleep, Bleep,

Meanwhile

Southern Charm “New Orleans” Premiered after the Housewives has promise.   The Real Housewives of the Potomac, looks good this season.   Beverly Hills has one more episode before the Reunion and its about to go down at the Hampton’s in New York (read my review)   Bravo is going to have overhaul Atlanta, we deserve better.!

CityFella

 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S10 Ep19 Nene and Kenya take the night


Part one of the reunion chugged alone very slowly last night. Just before the ladies took to the Sofas. we see Andy talking to Tyrone on the phone.   Unfortunately the spent a lot of time revisiting last years  Sheree They revisited season nine’s Kandi, Porsche’s, Phaedra’s drugging drama.  I could take you there but I don’t want you to drift off to sleep.

Although she didn’t have much to say, the night belonged to Nene by a wig.  I have long believed Kenya was going to be fired.  But based on her performance last night, I just may be wrong.

As far as fashion.  I thought it was Kandi, Cynthia, Kenya, Nene, Porsha and Sheree.

Let’s Go 

Alert: Kandi was there so was Cynthia the end!

Last night Porsha held her own.  Lately, I’ve found myself rooting for Porsha.  It was clear to me early in the season  the women didn’t want to film with her.   Desperate, they dragged out Mama Joyce to film with her.  Mama Joyce had more camera time with Porsha than her daughter Kandi.

You have to feel for Porsha.    People who didn’t have a storyline could always drag out last seasons Kandi, Porsha, Phaedra drug raping episode, even when it had nothing to do with them.   How many times could Porsha apologize?   Kandi could have easily ended the drama by saying ,listen. I’ve moved on and so should everyone else.

SHEREE, Sheree, sheree!   Some people are quick on their feet.  Kenya is very quick, her mind is very fast.   Sheree’s isn’t. She needs time.  Press her with an unexpected question, she bumps and stutters.   Case in point.  Some wrote about her style this season as she’s often seen an sweat suits.  Then the shady Andy Cohen, asked her about She by Sheree.    She came out stuttering about some  “lifestyle” line  that should be due in September ,or, uh, that is, Spring/Summer…like September Spring Summer,”

The Bone collector, collected bones on everyone except Kim. Shereé claims that Kim is the only one who’s ever loyal to her  None of the ladies thought her sharing the roach/bug video was cool.   Sheree attempted to revisit, Shamea’s saying none of the ladies were trustworthy, and Andy shut her down reminding her, she’s the bone collector.

Kenya and Marlo

I have longed believed this would be Kenya’s last reunion in Atlanta.  Mr’s Daly has been a bitch all season long not only to the other housewives but to production.  She was MIA for three episodes and Mr Daly refused to be on camera.   Last night, we learned Mr’s Daly haven’t met her in-laws

When Porsha raised the question, why wouldn’t she tell her bestie Cynthia she was getting married?   She slapped Cynthia, yet again, by saying.  Cynthia couldn’t keep a secret.  Nene and a few other cast members came back and said that’s not true!   One secret that wasn’t a secret, Kenya announced she was pregnant.

At one point Andy, asks Kenya, why be so open all these seasons than all of a sudden shut everyone out and berate people on camera in a meltdown?    Kenya sort of deflects and says she wants to preserve her relationship.(meaning her hubby)      He then asks her was it because he doesn’t like the show?   Kenya says that all BS and Marc doesn’t even watch the show.  Andy went on to say,  he doesn’t think the show is a good representation of black women. She said no, he never said that!  Andy said, he did, cause he told my colleagues.

Marlo Hampton was choice of the people in our polls to get a peach.  I’m not a fan.  The first friend on the couch and said Kenya was not her friend.   ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND”   When Marlo said: “Even her mother doesn’t want her”  on the camping trip.  This is Marlo Hampton, she goes in low and deep.  This season she went after Porsha and justified it because what she did to Kandi.  She’s just an irritant  with no substance.   What does she do?  Who does she date? Why is she there?  As for a peach…its a big no!   Same with Shamea, as for Eva, let her be a friend for a full season and go from there.

Bright yellow over there with the bad skin,’ Marlo, gesturing to Kenya, who was wearing a yellow gown.  Adding: ‘It’s awful, you’re awful…how much did you pay bae this year?’

Kenya:  ‘Maybe if you stopped fucking everybody else’s husbands you could get one of your own honey

Then Kenya dropped a small bomb.  She said Marlo got with John Kolaj, the man Nene dated when she was separated from Gregg.  Then tried to blackmail Nene about it!   Nene didn’t deny it and said she ‘didn’t give a fuck  what Marlo had done with the pizza man, because she was already finished with him by the time they started interacting.

Kenya ripped Marlo, saying “You sitting over there looking like John Amos in a wig”  AND my second favorite line of the night.  ” You’re the only woman I know with a square reader between her legs ”     All Marlo had was her (Kenya’s )bad skin.  I think through it all Kenya is going to keep her peach.  I think even Phaedra snapped her fingers watching this.

Nene didn’t have much to say last night.    The Queen dismissed Sheree slash Tyrone attempt to throw shade by saying, what ever he said “I’m sure it wasn’t in person,”   When Andy asked Nene about wearing wigs,, when she has shaded Kim for wearing wigs in the past.    Nene gave the best line of the night when she said ……… “I shaded Kim because her wigs came from Party City.” 

Nene and Kim have a lot of history and they bring out the best in each other!

Lucky Us! See Ya Next Week

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RHOA Poll Results: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should come back for season 11


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In the last few weeks we conducted a poll.

We asked three questions:   With Kenya Moore unlikely to return next season  What                                                              other cast members should leave the show?

Which of the three friends  Eva, Marlo, and Shemea                                                                      should get a peach?

Would you like to see Phaedra Parks return?

This is not a scientific poll, it was conducted Via Twitter, at a shopping mall in Birmingham Alabama and in a fast food restaurant in Sacramento.   506 people participated in the poll 

 

The results for question one (who should leave) 

47%  Sheree Whitfield

26% Porsha Williams

15% Cynthia Bailey

7% Kandi Burress Tucker

5% Nene Leakes

 

Who should get a peach? 

39% Marlo Hampton

18% Eva Marcille

17% Shamea Morton

26% Neither

Should Phaedra Parks Return Next Season

41% Yes, absolutely

29%  As a friend

30%  Absolutely, Not

 

We will conduct another poll after the reunion ,stay tuned

CityFella