The Real Housewives of Atlanta S10 Reunion Pt 2 A-G-O-N-Y! Waiting for Kim


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Lawd have mercy, Lawd have mercy, LAWD HAVE MUR-CEE!!   This effing rapegate may FINALLY BE OVAH!  Between Kandi and Porsha.  I think after one apologies this one my have stuck.

Speaking of stuck, Bravo has stuck us with this lame reunion.  They are holding some of us captive, until next week when we finally see Nene and Wig go at it…  And fuck! (yeah I said it) it better be Epic!

This reunion much like this season has been much to do about Nothing.  Speaking of nothing why is Marlo still here?   Marlo doesn’t appreciate, Kenya calling her a HO. (not a garden tool)   When Andy, (who I might add is keeping this reunion afloat with his own shade) ask Marlo how does she make her money?   She tells Andy, she dated a billionaire. Who is not Ted Turner.   The billionaire, bought her home and her mothers home and her Aston Martin.     And she has a LLC ” Simply Marlo”.    Kenya!  “We see each other”

 

Andy asked Nene about her epic breakdown in Oakland. (Telling a heckler-she hoped she would get raped by a  Uber driver)   Nene seemed sincerely sorry.  Sheree was offended. Next.

Eva, came out  having contractions. (Dr Jackie is on call)  She and Cynthia had a few moments regarding Will.  Was he seeing someone the same time as he was seeing Cynthia?  Of course this is one more example of this stupid season.  Cynthia and Will weren’t anything to each other, so WHO CARES IF HE WAS DATING ANOTHER WOMEN!!!!!

Cynthia has moved on and is seeing someone else. Shady Andy suggested that Cynthia explore her clear attraction to women.

7 Minutes

Bravo played us!

It was all a tease. The sit down with Wig (Kim to her friends) was saved for the last few minutes of last night’s episode.

Nene’s back was erect. She came out looking good in a red dress and her red solo cup (Houston is there a problem?)

Andy, an equal opportunity shade master asked her “What the end game on the lip”  (This destroyed twitter)

They began with the Elephant Room . Where Kim told Cynthia to be quiet and look pretty.  Kim says she never suggested that Cynthia is lucky she’s beautiful because she’s not capable of much else.   The Receipts says your a lier.  The footage shows  Kim saying that Cynthia is lucky she’s beautiful because she’s not capable of much else.

Another dig from Andy:  He  compares Kim’s pivoting tendencies to Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Then Kim asks, “Who the hell is that?”

A moment with Dr CityFella:  I’ve always suspected Nene rage towards Kim is love. Outside of Sheree, Nene has known Kim more than 10 years.   It was Nene who suggested  Kim come on to the show. and Unlike Sheree, these two had a genuine friendship.  Nene said, she saw Kim at the mall and she believes Kim saw her and didn’t acknowledge her.  The Elephant room was another attempt to patch the hole in there friendship. 

Kim, insist she never say Nene at the mall. or took a photo of her car in the handicapped  Then we see the footage of her doing what she said she didn’t do.   Bleep, Bleep, Bleep,

Meanwhile

Southern Charm “New Orleans” Premiered after the Housewives has promise.   The Real Housewives of the Potomac, looks good this season.   Beverly Hills has one more episode before the Reunion and its about to go down at the Hampton’s in New York (read my review)   Bravo is going to have overhaul Atlanta, we deserve better.!

CityFella

 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta: S10 Ep19 Nene and Kenya take the night


Part one of the reunion chugged alone very slowly last night. Just before the ladies took to the Sofas. we see Andy talking to Tyrone on the phone.   Unfortunately the spent a lot of time revisiting last years  Sheree They revisited season nine’s Kandi, Porsche’s, Phaedra’s drugging drama.  I could take you there but I don’t want you to drift off to sleep.

Although she didn’t have much to say, the night belonged to Nene by a wig.  I have long believed Kenya was going to be fired.  But based on her performance last night, I just may be wrong.

As far as fashion.  I thought it was Kandi, Cynthia, Kenya, Nene, Porsha and Sheree.

Let’s Go 

Alert: Kandi was there so was Cynthia the end!

Last night Porsha held her own.  Lately, I’ve found myself rooting for Porsha.  It was clear to me early in the season  the women didn’t want to film with her.   Desperate, they dragged out Mama Joyce to film with her.  Mama Joyce had more camera time with Porsha than her daughter Kandi.

You have to feel for Porsha.    People who didn’t have a storyline could always drag out last seasons Kandi, Porsha, Phaedra drug raping episode, even when it had nothing to do with them.   How many times could Porsha apologize?   Kandi could have easily ended the drama by saying ,listen. I’ve moved on and so should everyone else.

SHEREE, Sheree, sheree!   Some people are quick on their feet.  Kenya is very quick, her mind is very fast.   Sheree’s isn’t. She needs time.  Press her with an unexpected question, she bumps and stutters.   Case in point.  Some wrote about her style this season as she’s often seen an sweat suits.  Then the shady Andy Cohen, asked her about She by Sheree.    She came out stuttering about some  “lifestyle” line  that should be due in September ,or, uh, that is, Spring/Summer…like September Spring Summer,”

The Bone collector, collected bones on everyone except Kim. Shereé claims that Kim is the only one who’s ever loyal to her  None of the ladies thought her sharing the roach/bug video was cool.   Sheree attempted to revisit, Shamea’s saying none of the ladies were trustworthy, and Andy shut her down reminding her, she’s the bone collector.

Kenya and Marlo

I have longed believed this would be Kenya’s last reunion in Atlanta.  Mr’s Daly has been a bitch all season long not only to the other housewives but to production.  She was MIA for three episodes and Mr Daly refused to be on camera.   Last night, we learned Mr’s Daly haven’t met her in-laws

When Porsha raised the question, why wouldn’t she tell her bestie Cynthia she was getting married?   She slapped Cynthia, yet again, by saying.  Cynthia couldn’t keep a secret.  Nene and a few other cast members came back and said that’s not true!   One secret that wasn’t a secret, Kenya announced she was pregnant.

At one point Andy, asks Kenya, why be so open all these seasons than all of a sudden shut everyone out and berate people on camera in a meltdown?    Kenya sort of deflects and says she wants to preserve her relationship.(meaning her hubby)      He then asks her was it because he doesn’t like the show?   Kenya says that all BS and Marc doesn’t even watch the show.  Andy went on to say,  he doesn’t think the show is a good representation of black women. She said no, he never said that!  Andy said, he did, cause he told my colleagues.

Marlo Hampton was choice of the people in our polls to get a peach.  I’m not a fan.  The first friend on the couch and said Kenya was not her friend.   ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND”   When Marlo said: “Even her mother doesn’t want her”  on the camping trip.  This is Marlo Hampton, she goes in low and deep.  This season she went after Porsha and justified it because what she did to Kandi.  She’s just an irritant  with no substance.   What does she do?  Who does she date? Why is she there?  As for a peach…its a big no!   Same with Shamea, as for Eva, let her be a friend for a full season and go from there.

Bright yellow over there with the bad skin,’ Marlo, gesturing to Kenya, who was wearing a yellow gown.  Adding: ‘It’s awful, you’re awful…how much did you pay bae this year?’

Kenya:  ‘Maybe if you stopped fucking everybody else’s husbands you could get one of your own honey

Then Kenya dropped a small bomb.  She said Marlo got with John Kolaj, the man Nene dated when she was separated from Gregg.  Then tried to blackmail Nene about it!   Nene didn’t deny it and said she ‘didn’t give a fuck  what Marlo had done with the pizza man, because she was already finished with him by the time they started interacting.

Kenya ripped Marlo, saying “You sitting over there looking like John Amos in a wig”  AND my second favorite line of the night.  ” You’re the only woman I know with a square reader between her legs ”     All Marlo had was her (Kenya’s )bad skin.  I think through it all Kenya is going to keep her peach.  I think even Phaedra snapped her fingers watching this.

Nene didn’t have much to say last night.    The Queen dismissed Sheree slash Tyrone attempt to throw shade by saying, what ever he said “I’m sure it wasn’t in person,”   When Andy asked Nene about wearing wigs,, when she has shaded Kim for wearing wigs in the past.    Nene gave the best line of the night when she said ……… “I shaded Kim because her wigs came from Party City.” 

Nene and Kim have a lot of history and they bring out the best in each other!

Lucky Us! See Ya Next Week

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RHOA Poll Results: Who should stay? Who should go? Who should come back for season 11


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In the last few weeks we conducted a poll.

We asked three questions:   With Kenya Moore unlikely to return next season  What                                                              other cast members should leave the show?

Which of the three friends  Eva, Marlo, and Shemea                                                                      should get a peach?

Would you like to see Phaedra Parks return?

This is not a scientific poll, it was conducted Via Twitter, at a shopping mall in Birmingham Alabama and in a fast food restaurant in Sacramento.   506 people participated in the poll 

 

The results for question one (who should leave) 

47%  Sheree Whitfield

26% Porsha Williams

15% Cynthia Bailey

7% Kandi Burress Tucker

5% Nene Leakes

 

Who should get a peach? 

39% Marlo Hampton

18% Eva Marcille

17% Shamea Morton

26% Neither

Should Phaedra Parks Return Next Season

41% Yes, absolutely

29%  As a friend

30%  Absolutely, Not

 

We will conduct another poll after the reunion ,stay tuned

CityFella

 

 

RHOA: Time to clean house three or more cast members needs to go (which 3?)


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Season 10 seems to be unlucky for Bravo’s housewives. Orange County has been a mess for the last two seasons with weak story lines and senior cast members who may have overstayed their welcome.

Atlanta, now in its 10th season has been limping for a few years. Last season’s Porsha’s\Kandi drama went much too long. If weren’t for dramatic Pheadra reveal, during the reunion, the entire season would have been a epic failure.

This season, Bravo has thrown everything at its number one reality show this season. Including bringing back first season veterans Nene Leaks and Kim Zolciak.

Marlo Hampton, Shamea Morton, Eva Marcille joined Zolciak as friends of the show. Kenya Moore isn’t likely to return this season due to her husbands refusal to appear on the show.

Like Orange County, Atlanta is in a desperate need a reboot. Replacing three of more housewives. The after two seasons of poor story lines viewership is slowing eroding.

Which housewives should go…..

Click comments, what do you think. Who should go?

CityFella

RHOA: S10 ep6 “All Aboard The Shady Express”


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I’m not ready to give Marlo Hampton a peach YET!  But I want more of her and Nene clearly needs her.   As Nene was flapping her gums, Marlo was fixing her wig and her bob that had collapsed on her head.  Marlo not only fixed that wig (how does someone have a problem with a wig?) but she tighten up Nene’s clothes all the while Nene going off on Porsha.

Last night’s episode began where the last episode left off with Nene’s and Porsha’s  petty argument in San Francisco.    While the fight began with the beef between to of them it evolved into Nene’s defense of Kandi.  Nene suggests Porsha’s should have been fired along with Phaedra.   As Nene is being pushed out the door, Sheree stays with Porsha.

The next morning, the ladies board a motorized cable car for a tour on the city.  On the tour Kenya shares pictures of her paternal grandmother who raised her.  Kenya is leaving a day early to attend her funeral.  Kenya’ distress hits Porsha who just lost a family member.   Cynthia notices and comforts Porsha.

Say what you want about Cynthia, but she seems to be the only real adult in Atlanta this season.   She is loyal to a fault, and while Porsha is on the outs with most of these ladies, Cynthia isn’t as cold as say Nene.  She has been drugged through the mud by Nene and tells Porsha its gonna take a while. Nene, hates that Cynthia is no longer following her like a lap dog and she hates being number two to Kenya.

Porsha apologies to Kandi, again. Not sure she is sincere, perhaps she thinks if Kandi opens up a little, the other ladies will come around.  Right now, she is the outcast.

In Chinatown,Porsha, Sheree, and Marlo decide that they should do something nice for Kenya that night since she’s having a hard time.  with a cardboard groom. Someone went on the street and filled the room  with a random gay audience. This could have gone south, but  Kenya went with it .

 Porsha Williams shared some of her wisdom with us.   In San Francisco’s Chinatown,she says “I feel like I just stepped out the trolley, and now I’m in Tokyo!”  

 At  Fisherman’s Wharf, Nene tells her circle that Sheree’s incarcerated boyfriend is a con man who was arrested for conning a company out of “like $4 million.”  We see a flashback when Nene and Sheree was talking about the notorious Tyrone. ,Kandi says, “I hope he don’t con her out of Chateau Sheree.”   Kenya comes quick with  ” Well, it’s not in her name so he can’t do that,”

 

After a ninety minute bus ride, the ladies boarded a wine train.    After Porsha returns from a restroom break, she finds herself sitting with Kenya and Kandi. Can someone say awkward.    The tension breaks after Porsha orders a Vegan meal and shares that she in now 175 pounds.

Nene who is sometimes the expert on all things told the group Sheree’s boyfreind was in the joint for “tricking the stocks”  Sheree laughs and corrects her “It wasn’t stocks that he went in for it was security fraud and wire fraud!”   GET IT RIGHT BITCH!

Marlo brought her skills to the vineyard.  As the over the top flirty owner was feeding grapes to the ladies, Marlo deep throated the grapes, as to say, bitches this is how you get a summer home.     Grapes are stomped wine is enjoyed all is good in Napa.

Kenya has exited to attend her grandmothers funeral.  With Kenya gone, Marlo  says “Let’s play a game: How many believe that Kenya is really married? Raise your hand,”asked the group, do they believe she’s married? and she shadily thinks its weird Cynthia hasn’t met him.

Cynthia leaves the table and in her confessional says “These girls are a trip; they rained on Kenya’s parade when she didn’t have a man, they rain on it extra hard now that she does have one.”

While it may have been all in fun, Cynthia is a loyal friend and there is a part of her is hurt that her bestie didn’t tell her, didn’t introduce her  didn’t include in the wedding.

 

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RHOA: S10 Ep5 Jus Som Petty Mess!


Porsha Williams Says NeNe Leakes Should be in Anger Management

There was much anticipation in Sacramento for Kim Zolciak to two step on Kenya Moore’s forehead last night.  It would have been good TV.  Kim has big feet and Kenya has a big forehead.   Would have been, but Bravo bamboozled us.   It was over in mega seconds.

Kim came in cocked and loaded for Kenya.  She can’t stand da bitch and Kim had her on the ropes, but instead of Kenya going one on one on Kim she went after her daughter.   Y’all know, you don’t go after someones mama or their kids.   A lot of people have hit the flo at Wal-Mart for going after the kids and Ginsu’d for talking about someone’s mama.

Kim is restrained….and left the party with Sheree and KROY!!   WTF?  Kroy waits in the car?   Whatevah!    Cynthia supports her gurl Kenya.

The three of them go to Porsha’s house, who lives in the neighborhood.  So they can share this hot tea with Porsha and her sister Lauren.   As in any dispute or argument the details become muddied.

We learned that Gregg is going to be okay with some new medication.   One thing is very clear, Nene really loves her husband Gregg.

Cynthia’s daughter Noelle is not moving to Charlotte with the boyfriend.  He’s an all or nothing guy, and Noelle will stay in Atlanta with mom.

Kenya’s grandmother died.  This is the women who raised her, after her birth mom rejected her.   The loss is deep, it has to be noted that her hubby seems to be no where around.

Sheree the bone carrier’s. life coach suggested some reflection time , a weekend at a hotel.  The hotel she chooses  is in San Francisco.   She invited (before the big fight ) all the ladies except Kandi who was in NY.  (Kim’s not coming)   The bone carrier, thought she’d visit Kandi at the studio to bring  her up to date with latest hot news.    Kandi’s, friend and employee Don Juan, reminds Kandi, the Sheree doesn’t always get the story right or said in another way,  the bitch be adding her own touches to the story.

Kandi fresh from New York and on tour with Xscape wants to stay with her kids.  But with the steaming hott tea from Sheree, she’s going to San Francisco.

Sidenote: I’m originally from San Francisco.  The flight from Atlanta to San Francisco is about four hours.  They must have spent another painful four hours on that bus, before arriving to their hotel.    San Francisco International is 13 miles south of downtown.   The bus went along way so that they could admire the city from the Bay Bridge , which meant they went through Oakland .   I am sure fans from the Bay Area was going whatttt? 

One the bus ,Sheree shares she is in love with a man in prison!  Tyrone is his name and Sheree and Nene has known him for a minute.   This is a new Sheree, who normally keeps her private life private,  so we are all impressed.

Therapeutic? Retreat? With Marlo?    I guess its official, OFFICIAL!  Nene and Marlo have made up.  Nene isn’t feeling Cynthia, and she doesn’t share.  Cynthia and Kenya are good friends so Nene brought the uninvited Marlo to have her back?   The evening dinner quickly deteriorated in a juvenile argument  between Porsha and Nene, did too! did too! did too!   Not much more to see, so keep it movin.

Next week will be a continuation of this silly mess…..

 

CityFella

Did too!

 

RHOA: S10 Ep4 Kim Zolciak throws Atlanta a lifeline.


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You know thing are bad in Atlanta when Cynthia Bailey has the most interesting story line. This was the single worst RHOA episode in resent memory.  There were random shots of the housewives homes that weren’t connected to anything.  This was bad y’all!

The episode begins with Nene and Gregg returning from the hospital, Gregg dads had heart issues and more tests are on the horizon.  Sheree gets a visit from her Life Coach Jack Daniels who gives her a homework assignment before she talks to her kids of the televised abuse she received from Bob.  Meanwhile all these organizations wants Sheree as a spokes person when she cant talk to her own children.

Somewhere in the episode Kenya says someone wants her to talk about her domestic  abuse.   Kenya, we are abused by your antics, your invisible hubby and the absence of any real story line.  .

Kandi goes to New York for a photo shoot for the cover of Essence Magazine.  Its big deal, she will be on the confidence issue, she is a natural model and looks fantastic.  She says being successful is important but whats more important to her is being a successful mother.

Porsha and her sister Lauren’s make up.  No matter how Big she becomes she will never forget about her little sister.  Who needs a real job at a real company to gain some self confidence.

The center of the Episode, right after Gregg’s ordeal is a Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party at the Leakes house. ( The man could have serious heart issues. Let’s have a party!)   Come on now!   

We go out on another date with Cynthia and Will this time its ice cream.  There seems to be a spark between them with a little more flirting.  WILL: Tell me about Lake Bailey.  CYNTHIA: I just live there    Will wants to know when is he gonna be invited to Lake Bailey and Cynthia is a little apprehensive.  She clearly wants to move slow.   Their relationship has made the blogs and he seems concerned.  Cynthia tries to  reassure him .

At the party we see some old faces.  Lisa Wu ,Marlo Hampton and Derek J who still cant walk in heels.    Derek J is a little troubled by the invitation, which sound like bring a gay to the party.

Sheree’s gay is Kim Zolciak who once had a brief lesbian affair.   Nene doesn’t knows she is coming.

10 years ago Kim Zolciak was 29, from wig pulling and beefs with Nene, she was mildly aggressive.   The 39 year old Zolciak (I will call her Kim 2.0)  seems fearless and brought life to this episode of Atlanta.   The 29 year old Kim wasn’t confrontational. The 39/40 year Kim Z doesn’t seem to give a Fuck and her favorite target is Kenya.   It doesn’t make any sense,they haven’t seen each other in a year.  With red cup in hand, she goes after Kenya.

She pretends not to know Kenya’s name.  “What about the other girl, the fucking dumb bitch at your house?”   When Marlo tells Kenya that she can’t wait to meet her new husband, Kim comes back .   It ain’t gonna fucking happen bitch because he don’t fucking exist.”   When the other ladies mention that ani’t met him either.  Kim makes sure every one hears her when she say’s “It’s all a bunch of LIES, a bunch of BULLSHIT! 

Those individuals who aren’t fans of Kenya were screaming and jumping up and down.

Kim 2.0 doesn’t make any sense, but that’s why we watch, we want the tea and the shade and 2.0 was on fire.

Unlike Phaedra and Porsha, Kenya seems to struggle with Kim….  Perhaps is because 2.0 goes as low and doesn’t seem to give a fuck .  Perhaps Kenya doesn’t want to go that low.  One thing I’m sure of. Kenya hates every fiber in Kim’s body and she wants Kim to be run over and killed by someone driving a hoopty!

When Kenya  finally comes back at Kim.  She stumbles .”Why do you have such a hard-on for me?”  “Didn’t they cut it off during your reassignment surgery?”   (Kenya expect a call from the Transgender community)  Then Kenya makes another wrong turn, talking about her kids.  (Yikes)

Kim brought life to Atlanta last night.  However she is a friend to the show, a show that has been a snooze fest these season.   Looking forward to part two.

 

CityFella