Can’t get no Satisfaction: 79 year old calls Police on Hookers

He tried, they tried, he tried, he tried, but Bill couldn’t get no SATISFACTION.

Bill is a 79 year old man, living in a Cleveland, Ohio suburb, hired two Black Service girls (Hookers) for sexual services.   Bill laid out five hundred George Washington’s for their services. The duo didn’t meet his expectations.  Unlike Sears he didn’t get a guarantee leaving Bill displeased.     Bill dialed 911, to complain.

He told the Police he was robbed!!

By the time the Po Po arrived the service girls were gone.   Bill told the police he had met the fortyish women through a friend in Cleveland.

While Bill believed he had been victimized, the officers explained that while he didn’t get SATISFACTION, it didn’t constitute an actual robbery attempt.

What Bill didn’t know, solicitation of prostitution is a misdemeanor.

The Po Po cut him a break .

On January 3rd, Bill tried and he tried, and he tried, and he tried, but Bill couldn’t get no SATISFACTION









Sex with 2000 Men-What it’s like to have a Relationship with a sex worker

A group of men on Reddit have answered all your questions about what it’s like to date a sex worker.


By George Harrison/The Sun uk


IF you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to date a sex worker, then a group of men who do just that have answered all your questions for you.

Men took to Reddit to discuss what it’s like to have a partner who sells her body, with some commenters put off by the idea — and others claiming that sex workers make the best girlfriends.

Being in a relationship with a sex worker can create jealousy issues for some fellas, but other men claim that there’s no reason why women working in the world’s oldest profession are any different to be with.

It all started when an insecure man revealed that he is uncomfortable with his girlfriend’s job because he thought it would make her more likely to cheat on him.

However, he did add that “the sex is great,” before asking if anyone could offer some advice on the topic.

Men have taken to Reddit to answer questions about what it’s like to date a sex worker.

One man was well placed to offer some words of wisdom, having dated an escort in the past.

He said: “I dated a sex worker. I used to pick her up from work etc. We had a great and fun relationship with zero negative work-related issues.

“It depends totally on you and your views on sex and intimacy. Intimacy for us was chilling together, affection and talking.

“Our sex life was fun and enjoyable for both of us.

She asked me once: ‘Does it bother you that I’ve had sex with over 2000 men?’

“The answer was no, it actually was rather liberating. I knew she’d seen it all and that I was fairly in the middle of the bell curve.”

From talking about loyalty, to treating sex like cooking or just another activity.

He did add that men dating sex workers should make sure that their partners are safe, and doing it for the right reasons, although he added that “cheating has absolutely nothing to do with her profession. ”

He continued: “You may actually find she’s far more loyal and trustworthy as she completely understands her sexual needs and is comfortable talking about them.

“She may also appreciate your intimacy far more than she would a random sexual encounter.”

And as far as questions about sexual health are concerned, one user claimed that sex workers have better hygiene that the average person.

And a further commenter said: “You need to view sex as an activity like cooking or going for a run. She applies zero importance on the act and you’ll need to be able to do the same.”

‘Her being a sex worker doesn’t make her more likely to cheat. It’s a job.’

Another Reddit user with a friend working in the sex industry also chipped in with some advice, saying: “Her being a sex worker doesn’t make her more likely to cheat. It’s a job.

“If you’ve ever worked customer service, you know that smiling isn’t a genuine thing and that you have to do it to make the customer happy because it’s your job.

“This is her job, it’s what she has to do. I know I never had the urge to go to stores and help people when I was off the clock at my retail jobs.”

They added that jealous or insecure people aren’t suited to dating sex workers, saying: “Those are entirely your issues and if you want this to work, you need to get over them.”

Greek women forced into prostitution for ‘the cost of a sandwich’ because of country’s debt crisis

Sex workers
Desperate: Women in Greece are being forced into the sex trade for as little as $2

By: Richard Wheatstone/UK Mirror

Women in Greece are being forced to sell their bodies for sex for as little as the cost of a sandwich because of the country’s crippling dept crisis.

A new report reveals how more women are working as prostitutes and many are selling sex for as little as 2 dollars.

Report author Gregory Lazos of Panteion University in Athens said there are now around 18,500 sex workers in Greece.

He added the going rate for sex has tumbled from $53(US) before the country’s financial crisis.

Professor Lazos told The Times: “Some women just do it for a cheese pie, or a sandwich they need to eat because they are hungry.

Hungry: A report says some women are having sex in exchange for food (stock picture)

“These cases — about 400 — may be nominal compared with the thousands of other sex workers operating nationwide, but they never existed as a trend until the financial crisis.

“Factor in the growing number of girls who drift in and out of the trade, depending on their needs, and the total number of female prostitutes is startling.”

The Greek academic’s findings suggest that Greek women now dominate 80 per cent of the sex trade industry, where the majority of prostitutes used to original from eastern Europe.

Only ten of the country’s estimated 525 brothels are thought to be operating with a legal license.

The 250,000 question? Can Michael Lyon keep his hands off his Kodak?*

By CityFella

Michael Lyon obsession with capturing the moment or moments have cost him dearly.   If he hadn’t missed his meeting with his parole officer it’s quite possible we may not have known about the filmed encounters with eight escorts.    He has been in jail since October and is due to be released next month.

With the new revelations he will have to post $250, 000 bond, one of the stipulation he is banned from having any use of a camera.  He says he is not Guilty.  He is due back in court on Apr 2.

* We don’t know if he uses a Kodak.

The Last Installment of the Michael Lyon Saga

Lola is a Cougar and seasoned pro!

Lots of things get better with age…..   Lola (not her real name) said she was only gonna be in Glastonbury, Connecticut a few days .   In an ad she said “Better is older” she said she was  a “perfect pleasure” who is “delicious, delectable, delightful.”


She also said  she  is “well preserved” and “All natural.”

Baby woman is old school ,she did not accept texts or e-mails, and did not book appointments after 8 PM.

The ad piqued the interest. A member of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arranged a rendezvous with  Lola  at her hotel in Glastonbury, which was not a  Motel 6.

In another online listing, Lola  describes herself as a “truly mature escort with over 25 years experience in delivering a symphony of luxury and sensual delight to discriminating professional gentlemen both younger and older who can afford the best and who prefer their women a bit older but a lot better.” Prospective customers are advised to “savor the charms of maturity and submit yourself to sensuous abandon in the arms of a genuine Cougar.”

Excuse me, I need a fan

Some online ads have included photos of Liebhart lounging suggestively on a leather couch; wearing a blonde wig; posing in lingerie; and showing off her gams. And one-shot -apparently snapped post-shower–highlighted her “busty 38DD.”

Last week she was arrested in a sting  her real name is  Sygun Liebhart.   (Lola is more befitting) .  Lola say’s she ‘s 60.    The Police say’s she’s 71.

A lady never tells her real age.  WWZZGD? (What Would Zsa Zsa Gabor Do?)

 Liebhart was booked into jail in lieu of $500 bond.


Preparing for 2014 World Cup Brazilian Prostitutes Taking Free English Classes

SAO PAULO — Prostitutes in one of Brazil’s biggest cities are beginning to sign up for free English classes ahead of this year’s Confederations Cup and the 2014 World Cup.

Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte, said Tuesday that 20 have already signed up for the courses and she expects at least 300 of the group’s 4,000 members to follow suit. The association is organizing the classes and seeking volunteer teachers.

“I don’t think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free,” she said. “We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us.”

She said classes are expected to begin in March and last up to eight months.

“It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on,” Vieira said by telephone.

“And for the same reasons we are also thinking of offering free French and Italian classes,” she added.

Prostitution is legal in Brazil.

Belo Horizonte’s 62,000-seat Mineirao Stadium will host three matches of the Confederations Cup and six games of the World Cup.


Sweden to offer prostitutes sick pay

Sweden to offer prostitutes sick pay

Prostitutes in Sweden who pay taxes should have the right to sick pay, according to new guidelines being drawn up by the National Social Insurance AgencyIn Sweden, while it’s illegal to buy sex, it is not illegal to sell it.

But the social insurance agency has previously lacked clear rules outlining what social benefits are available to prostitutes who are registered as sole proprietors and pay taxes in Sweden.

Often, prostitutes who register with Swedish tax authorities claim they are working in body treatments and health care, sometimes making it hard for staff with the social insurance agency to know how to process benefits claims from prostitutes.

But now the social insurance agency has promised to clarify the rules.

“This situation has been considered to be a gray area, but I don’t think it should be. If you’re not doing anything illegal, I think it should be relatively clear,” said Joakim Jarnryd of the social insurance agency to Sveriges Radio (SR).

“Prostitutes in this case are engaged in no illegal business and if this person has declared a legitimate income and has proof of a registration with the tax authorities, then we’ll treat this like any other economic operator.”

While it is impossible to know how many people in Sweden use their sole proprietorship companies for prostitution, Swedish Tax Agency (Skatteverket) expert Pia Blank Thörnroos explained how the new rules would function legally.

“If someone has an income from the selling of sex then it’s taxable, as it’s legal to sell sex. We’ve solved it so that these people can submit their income declarations together with everyone else in May and report their incomes. If one wants to avoid arrears, the taxes can be paid at the tax office,