Unlike Europe, America has never really embraced small cars. In the midwest large cars rule, in the south its the pickup. God … More
Tag: Recreation
BIG MAN RIDES: Mazda Miata (Wedging an XXXL into a Large)
Introduced in 1990 the Mazda Miata was an instant hit. It was a spot on interpretation of the 1960 British Roadsters and … More
Local Pet Owner Seeks Cat Exorcist
As Seen in Sacramento‘s Craigslist (pets) desperately seeking exorcist for my cat Seeking pet exorcist to perform exorcism on my evil cat noodles, possessed by the devil itself. She was … More
Moscow Waiters, Don’t Snatch My Plate!
Save for price, Muscovites should be proud of their developing restaurant scene. But there is one inescapable thing from an expat perspective that … More
Trapped on RT next to a man with Horrific Breath
The plan: Light Rail out to the Folsom Outlets. Get a little reading done and a little lunch at the … More
Michael Jock,”Standing his Ground” at the Little Ceasars Pizza on 4th Street
St Petersburg, Florida, 49 year old Randal White was unhappy with the speed of the staff at the North Fourth … More
Red Vinyl Chairs Must Be Killed
I was THU (Tired Hungry and Unreasonable) a community meeting went way too long. I wanted to eat, turn on … More
Nun Has Bad Habit
A nun has apparently been caught on CCTV stealing BEER from a convenience store fridge. Footage shows a woman in … More
Chihuahua terrorizes neighberhood
Killer Police in southern Sweden, who were called out to apprehend a loose dog that was reportedly terrorizing a neighbourhood … More
When the Farting Begins
My boyfriend at the time was not a small boy. He was a proud former football player and still built … More
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