Paul and Belinda Bertoni take their 7 year old granddaughter for a spin on Clark Road


Some SUV‘s can tow up to an 8000 boat or trailer.  So towing your 7 year old granddaugter in her Barbie Car by a couple of dog leashes shouldn’t tax the vehicle right?  Well that’s what Paul and Belinda Bertoni, proud grandparents thought. When the Sarasota ,Florida‘ s Sheriff  Dep Ellis saw them on Clark Road, he estimated they were traveling 5-10 miles per hour,Continue reading “Paul and Belinda Bertoni take their 7 year old granddaughter for a spin on Clark Road”

So Whats That Up Your Butt Buddy?


A Florida inmate is facing new criminal charges after a strip search turned up a remarkable array of items hidden inside a condom sticking out of his rectum. Neil Lansing, 34, was jailed Friday after being sentenced in Drug Court on a possession charge. It appears that Lansing stocked up on contraband in anticipation ofContinue reading “So Whats That Up Your Butt Buddy?”

William Tyler Black can NEVAH pleasure himself in a WalMart Again


The Florida man arrested after he was caught masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart with the aid of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has cut a plea deal that bars him from future visits to the retail giant “or any store where children’s toys are sold,” court records show. As part of aContinue reading “William Tyler Black can NEVAH pleasure himself in a WalMart Again”

William Tyler Black Abuses/Amuses Himself in Wal Mart


What kind of a guy goes into Walmart, takes a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine rack, heads to the store’s toy section, and proceeds to masturbate to completion in the aisle? Meet William Tyler Black. The 28-year-old Floridian, a substitute teacher, was arrested yesterday afternoon by Sarasota cops on battery and exposure ofContinue reading “William Tyler Black Abuses/Amuses Himself in Wal Mart”