“If you let me suck your toe I’ll pay for your Groceries”


By CityFella:   31 year old Michael Anthony Brown  of North Carolina loves feet, he is especially passionate about toes.       PASSIONATE!    He love toes soooo much, he’s done jail time.  Not once, but several times. He is a sex offender….. According to North Carolina records, Brown was placed on the state’s sex offender registry in mid-2004 following hisContinue reading ““If you let me suck your toe I’ll pay for your Groceries””

His name is not Dick, or John its Dwayne


Who remembers  WeinerGate and Anthony Wiener?   He was an up and coming (no pun here) star within the  Democratic  party.  The Congressman from New York  who’s career ended after several pictures of his Oscar Meyer Wiener went viral.   2011 wasn’t kind to other elected offices using their dumbphones.   A few pictures leveled an well knownContinue reading “His name is not Dick, or John its Dwayne”

Door 2 Door Porn: Jeanette Ellis had herself an idea!


Avon, Mary Kay, Tupperware, boring…. Jeanette Ellis of Gaffney, South Carolina  discovered a gold mine….discarded porn…. Before you could say Hoo Haa !   Ms Ellis (an entrepreneur)was going door to door in her neighborhood selling porn. No unwanted scents , no green eye shadow or  smoky eyes and no unwanted burps, just pure porn on VHS forContinue reading “Door 2 Door Porn: Jeanette Ellis had herself an idea!”

Note to Framon Fraiser: You Don’t Tug on Superman’s Cape, You Don’t play with a big mans food!


Framon where was your head?  What were you thinking? Kristopher Wiggins is 302 pounds of man and  Santee, South Carolina has less than a thousand people  and word gets around. Burger King once had a policy “of having it you way”  Kristopher’s girlfriend was worried about her onion rings becoming cold on the way home.Continue reading “Note to Framon Fraiser: You Don’t Tug on Superman’s Cape, You Don’t play with a big mans food!”

Koran Burner: Terry Jones and his 15 minutes


In America, you can burn the American Flag, books you don’t like, like the Koran.    In America, anyone can get fifteen minutes and Terry Jones of  the Dove World Outreach Center located in Gainesville Florida is enjoying his. Imagine being Jones, who’s Church has less than a hundred members, is one every television station, his actions making world wide news.Continue reading “Koran Burner: Terry Jones and his 15 minutes”