Snow in Vegas, Jail time for Jussie?, Rookie Knock Out in Jersey


Put on your mittens and just get happy, its just another Vegas day! 

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Forget the Bikini clad bodies around the pool and make yourself a snowball, your friends in Minnesota will be jealous.   Fabulous Las Vegas is gonna get its second dusting of  snow this week.  If your in town for the week I’m sure it sucks to hear its unseasonable.     Some of the resorts will expand their soup menus.   Scarfs and mittens advised.

Bars in Chicago for Jussie? 

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The Chicago Police Department, is charging Empire actor Jussie Smollett with felony charge of disorderly conduct for allegedly filing a false report.  A Cook Country Grand Jury met yesterday.  A false report is a class 4 felony is punishable by one to three years in jail.   A bail hearing is tentatively scheduled for 1:30 p.m today.

The rookie took Teresa down in Jersey 

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Everybody is afraid of the Queen.  The housewives tip toe around Nene in Atlanta, Vanderpump in Beverly Hills, don’t want to anger the queen, you may not be heard from again!

How so nevah,  From the moment, rookie housewife Jackie Goldschneider met Teresa Giudice in New Jersey ,she wasn’t intimidated. Which put her firmly in the cross hairs of the Queen.  In last nights Part one (of three) of the Reunion. Jackie body-slammed and dragged Teresa who reminded everyone “That this was her show!” A one point she lost control and grabbed bossman Andy Cohen cards.  Jackie had the last word when Teresa threaten her.   “You gonna throw something at me? Aren’t you on probation?

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Celebrity Apprentice “Dead Woman Squawking”


Final five: The remaining contestants were tasked with creating a campaign for a hairdryerCome on,from the moment Teresa Guidice volunteered  to be project manager  against Mount Lisa Lampanelli  you knew she was road kill.

Perhaps she should have turned over a few cameras.  From the onset Mt Lisa toyed with the Housewife of New Jersey.

The task, was to create a four page campaign for the CHI Touch Digital Touchscreen hair dryer which would appear in Elle magazine.

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The project managers had to choose models for the campaign.  Easy breezy “Cover Girl” right?   Should have been, but Teresa showed her hand early( wanting the redhead model) and Lisa couldn’t help herself.  Mt Lisa, played Teresa backward, upside down and beyond, leaving the  bewildered housewife  squawking “that’s not fair”  forcing Teresa to take two male models.  One of the male models had short hair…..  It  was priceless….

At the end of the day, they didn’t used the coveted model, who was pissed after showing up and being told never mind.    The redhead they used was god’s to all people Aubrey O’ Day.

Trumpets blare…… Lisa’s team consisting of herself and  Clay Aiken won.  Sending  the housewife back to the great state of  New Jersey.

The Final Four?

Before, Clay Aiken, Aubrey O’ Day, Arsenio Hall and Lisa Lampenelli  could sing in the sunshine.  Da Trumpster called them back to the board room .  Where he announced two more celebrities would be fired.

Last year’s winner John Rich and runner  up Marlee Matlin would interview all the celebrities and recommend who should be fired.    The interviews were tough and personal.   The first celebrity fired was………………….

 

Lisa Lampanelli

You could have knocked me over with a reduced fat cheeze it

The interviewers  felt Lisa’s inability to control her emotions didn’t make her a proper Celebrity Apprentice .

We’ll have to wait until next week to learn who’s next……

Arsenio  seemed to do well(seemed) in the interviews. Both interviewers saw through Aubrey and the jury is out on Clay.

 The final decision is da Trumpsters.

Will it be good and evil  (Arsenio  vs Aubrey) good, good and evil ( Clay vs Aubrey) or good good and good (Clay vs Arsenio)

Your thoughts………(Don’t B Shy, who do you think will be the final two)

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RHONJ: It’s a Family Brawl


Ain’t no drama like family drama cause family drama don’t stop!

 Danielle is gone and for those who worried about the drama factor, you have no worries.  It was on and poppin last night ..The new cast members of  the RHONJ are related.   Melissa Gorga is married to Teresa Guidice’s brother(Joe)  and Kathy Wakile is Teresa’s first cousin.

Brother (Joe) and Sister(Teresa) are the same person.   Close as children, they haven’t spoken to each other for several months.   Brother and sister miss the relationship they once had and no one is budging.   Teresa is spending time and Caroline and company add a little jealousy (their dad is seems to enjoy the company of Teresa’s husband Joe. G)     The sister in laws do not like each other ( Rumor has it, Teresa did not know her sister in law was signed as a a cast member) and some animosity exist between the brother in laws . Melissa sisters and   you have the most explosive opener in the housewives series..

There were other issues, other dramas with the other cast members but who cares!  This was the brawls of all brawls, the cameraman was knocked down, screaming, pushing ,women screaming, men threating to kill each other and crying children at a party to celebrate the christening  of Melissa’s and Joe’s son (Joey) it is the talk of the morning  radio and tv shows…. Bravo, Bravo.

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RHOA Season 3 Finale: High Drama/High Style


A million dollar dream wedding planned.  A couple of days before,  you dont have the cash to pay the bar tab.  No cash for wedding bans. Just months before you discover your fiancées business is failing taking your life savings with it.   Your close friends and family are suddenly not as excited as you about the pending nuptials  Your always supportive  sister and mother aren’t keen on this marriage and contemplate hiding your marriage license to prevent it from happening.

This was the centerpiece of  the final show ( Season 3) of The Real Housewives of Atlanta .  RHOA is the most successful show in the Housewives franchise and the highest rated reality show on Bravo.

Friendamees, Ne Ne Leakes and Kim Zolciak avoided each other at the wedding vowing never to speak to each other ever in life.    Mr Trouble de jour “Dwight ” attempts to make up with NeNe.   The newest Mommy  The Steel Magnolia “Phaedra Parks” tearfully returns to work.   Sheree Whitfield auditions for a  part in a movie and becomes the Diva we want to slap.  Finally Kandi  Burruss ‘s underlying  resentment toward Kim easies a bit as they agree to let the professionals hammer out the details on their music relationship.

BRAVO’S HOUSEWIVES FRANCHISE

Five upwardly wealthy woman

First it was the Housewives from Orange County(premiering in 06), then New York(4/08) , Atlanta(7/08), DC(5/10), finally Beverly Hills(10/10).

As we have seen in Real Housewives of DC ,NJ and BH real life  media events help propel the shows.   November 24,2009 cast member Michaele Salahi and her husband Tareq crashed the White House Party where they met President Obama and took pictures with Vice President Joe Biden 

Teresa Giudice (the famous table flipper from Patterson) who normally kept tens of thousands of dollars of cash in her purse and was known for her lavish spending.  Has filed for bankruptcy,she and her husband is 11 million in debt. Finally the hourly real life drama of Camille and Kelsey (Frasier) Grammer continues to play out in the media.   (This weeks rating of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills-Reunion show has exceeded Atlanta).

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If I had to choose, my favorite franchises would be in order, Atlanta, NY,and NJ . Dc was a major yawn and one drama filled party wasn’t enough to keep me interested in BH, besides,those pulled overly made faces on BH is a bit too much.   The long running Orange County Blondes is pretty dull.

From Kelly Ripa to Anderson Cooper who gushes over NeNe Leakes, Atlanta is by far the most entertaining.   Real is the word people often use to describe Atlanta.      I think its simply the cast, people of color are often more raw, demonstrating more emotion, than you would find in Orange County and Ny.   When Teresa Guidice turned over the table in RHONJ it was on, this season you knew it was just a matter of time, before the woman (or a women) was going to jump on Danielle.  Dont mess with those NJ Italian girls.

Bravo, if your reading this (of course you are) people like spicy.   here are a couple of recommendations for future franchises.  Real Housewives of Miami-featuring Cuban and Puerto Rican women.   The Real Housewives of San Antonio featuring  Latin women.  The Real Housewives of  San Francisco featuring Asian women.

INSIDE RHOA(the cast)

Model/Actress Cynthia Bailey along with Pheadra Parks are the newcomers of the cast.    Before the drama with Peter, I didn’t think she was a fit for the cast (too nice) but the tightly wound Bailey with her friendship pact has some deep secrets.   Her new husband failures will be a big cloud over this new marriage.   Tapped out, her mother bailed them out for the bar tab at the wedding.  Will we find the couple living in public housing in season 4?

Pheadra Parks (The Steel Magnolia) is a perfect new cast member.  She thinks she’s all that, but her game is weak. She doesn’t have Sheree’s confidence.  An Attorney,she is  the managing partner for  Parks Group.   Her relationship with the truth is questionable from her childs due date, to her husbands record.   After hearing chatter about her child ,she went after what she thought was low hanging fruit, first Cynthia and later the “white girl” Kim.  Kim proved she was not the one!

Grammy winning ,writer,singer,record producer,Kandi Burress, joined RHOA last season.   She rewrote and  produced fellow cast member Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy for the Party”   the song reached number 3 on I-tunes dance charts.

The 34 year old  is the youngest cast member and the most focused housewife and the most grounded.   Last season, she was engaged to Ashley Jewell, her mother did not approve of  Mr Jewell due to his having six children with four different women.   The couple ended the relationship and remain friends.  Mr Jewell was killed outside an Atlanta strip club.   There are some who believe Kandi hasn’t fully recovered from his death and has thrown herself in to work.  Producing other acts.   Kandi  is currently  touring with Fantasia and Eric Benet.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNsPUZGqeSM&feature=related

Sheree Whitfield, After participation in one of the most memorable fights on TV season 2.   Miss Diva could be counted on starting something.  But this season she has been relatively silent.  The Diva’s ship is without direction, what happened to She by Sheree?  Her settlement from her ex former Atlanta Falcon Bob Whitfield was much less than she expected. She talks the talk, but we have often wondered if she could back it up.   Will she return next season hmmmm?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta originally was to be about five black housewives. Kim Zolciak was liked by the producers of the show and here she is.  The term “whatever” comes to mind when describing Kim.  She is a  feather, incredibly finding success where ever she lands.  She has an affair with a married man (Big Poppa) and does well.    She can’t sing, and has a mini hit, she has an short affair with a woman which makes the tabloids and sells more records .  She is a 42 year old women with the mind of a 2o something. ?With the exception of her children ,her appearance and her cigarettes, she doesn’t take life seriously.   Her attention span is that of a 12 year old.

Wanting to lose some weight, before the tour with Kandi.  Kim contacts some instant weight  Guru and invites her friends to join her…. This session cost 3000 for the session, which involves some lights.   As she is lying under the lights Kim orders a Pizza and soda.  (you gotta love her)

Black people don’t intimated Kim, as Phaedra discovered.  Yes I am a nurse!  Bam here’s the papers.  She gives  as  good as she gets.   Her approach to life is trying.   After her short lived lesbian affair she moved on to Atlanta Falcon Defensive End Kroy Biermann (25) and they are expecting a child this summer.

Kim and Nene are Friendamees , they need each other.   They keep it real and raw, every season they end their friendship vowing never to mention the others name ever again.

Nene Leakes, She’s loud, she’s brash, she will push over a table and choke you, it’s anyplace, anytime, anywhere for Nene.   She IS the personality ,people love her, people hate her and she keeps it real, she is the one you will talk about.   She’s raw takes no prisoners and makes no apologies.   Her realtionships resonates with millions from finding her father,  raising a rudderless 2o year old , her struggles with her husband.   When she was confronting her emotionless husband ,with tears in her eyes and said “You done me wrong!” you could feel it.  You can feel her struggle to hold on to her marriage after her husband publicly betrayed  her.     Can you imagine the show without her?    She will appear on the Celebrity Apprentice next month..

Season 3 RHOA reunion show is scheduled for Feb 13, 2o and this year Bravo is adding  :The Lost Footage Show on  Feb 27.  Check your guide for time.

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